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superJfunnAuthor
hold on.
hmmmm......can't remember
what is this? an apple? no this is not a joke. i have this tree in my yard.
More evidence is required. At least a description, other than "in my yard?"
superJfunnAuthor
what a friday night 
superJfunnAuthor
More evidence is required. At least a description, other than "in my yard?"
hmmmm......can't remember
what a friday night
Just messin' with you.;-)
As a bona fide landscape professional (with a B.A. in Philosopy and a partial master's in music,) I can tell you that the samples you submitted are the fruit and foliage of an apple tree.
I don't know how tasty they are just for eating (some "yard" trees are grainy, sour, etc.) but my Grandmother had four trees in her yard that produced similar-looking apples. She made AMAZING applesauce out of them. Particularly yummy when it was hot. My mom will even make it for me sometimes with Splenda--all the yummy, none of the guilt.
Enjoy!
beats on hood
Looks like a Granny Smith. But I know jack sh*t about this sort of thing.
superJfunnAuthor
Just messin' with you.;-)
As a bona fide landscape professional (with a B.A. in Philosopy and a partial master's in music,) I can tell you that the samples you submitted are the fruit and foliage of an apple tree.
I don't know how tasty they are just for eating (some "yard" trees are grainy, sour, etc.) but my Grandmother had four trees in her yard that produced similar-looking apples. She made AMAZING applesauce out of them. Particularly yummy when it was hot. My mom will even make it for me sometimes with Splenda--all the yummy, none of the guilt.
Enjoy!
they are about the size of a plum. will they get bigger?
hmmmm......can't remember
they are about the size of a plum. will they get bigger?
My grandmother's apples were a little bigger than my fist. (I have big hands.) Plum-sized seems a little small, but they may not get much bigger. I certainly wouldn't expect Golden Delicious-sized apples.
The 3rd picture looks like it's full-grown to me.
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bean
I have fond childhood memories of picking apples like these right off the trees in our backyard. Sour and yummy. Did you taste it?
superJfunnAuthor
I have fond childhood memories of picking apples like these right off the trees in our backyard. Sour and yummy. Did you taste it?
no way too skeered
but shooter ate one and seemed to like it
Beach Lover
OK No all, what is this?
what is this? hmmmm......can't remember
OK No all,
A Juvenile Pink Bunkadoo. It will grow 600 feet tall, bright red, and smell terrible.
P.S. I don't work in Hawaii, but if you want to send me on a field trip...
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Beach Lover
A Juvenile Pink Bunkadoo. It will grow 600 feet tall, bright red, and smell terrible.quote]
no way too skeered
I have grapes growing in my yard and I am skeered to eat them too. ;-)
I do eat the black razzberries though.
Throw caution to the wind.
hmmmm......can't remember
A Juvenile Pink Bunkadoo. It will grow 600 feet tall, bright red, and smell terrible.
That was a joke, by the way. Extra credit to anyone who gets it without
hmmmm......can't remember
I have grapes growing in my yard and I am skeered to eat them too. ;-)I was skeered of muscadines until a couple of years ago. They're wonderful!
Eat first, call poison control later.
Wally: That is not meant to be eaten!
Vermin: You never know until you've eaten it!
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Meow
1. I told you so, jfunn :roll:
2. Who the he!! is mangy????
2. Who the he!! is mangy????
hmmmm......can't remember
1. I told you so, jfunn :roll:
2. Who the he!! is mangy????
Crap! I thought Mango had changed her 'tar! I've been talking to a STRANGER!
, stranger!Edited
superJfunnAuthor
1. I told you so, jfunn :roll:
2. Who the he!! is mangy????
someone incognito
Meow
someone incognito
I admit it freaked me out a bit.
(I forget how much I love that smilie!)superJfunnAuthor
I admit it freaked me out a bit.
i forget how much i hate this one :lie:
Meow
i forget how much i hate this one :lie:
...Jfunn, it is almost midnight, and I am a zombie :shock: . I must go to bed. 
Beach Lover
I admit it freaked me out a bit.
Oh FTLOG, it's really me. Mango.
I just didn't want to blow my 5K post on something a frivolous thread like terrorism. :roll:
Meow
Oh FTLOG, it's really me. Mango.
I just didn't want to blow my 5K post on something a frivolous thread like terrorism. :roll:
Who knows what I blew my big one on....
. So, what is it going to be for you? I want Mango to come back. superJfunnAuthor
NO!!! we haven't decided if i should try the apple
Oh FTLOG, it's really me. Mango.
I just didn't want to blow my 5K post on something a frivolous thread like terrorism. :roll:
well then what is the big post going to be on
Beach Lover
Who knows what I blew my big one on....
Maybe I'll revive the omb thread.
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