Penis Cake

RiverOtter <--- just shaking my head

I am giving up my position as "BOARD MONITOR" as of right now!!!!

. You are sick-o. I PM'd you a Penis Cake Baker's name and number. I am sure it will be a first, but the baker will come through for you (pun intended).

I can always count on you SJ!!!!

Stumping you may be an interesting board challenge. :clap_1:

I can always count on you SJ!!!!

Stumping you may be an interesting board challenge. :clap_1:

Now I don't want you guys challenging me to come up with solutions to problems you don't really have. None of that.:nono1:

For all questions, you guys need to see CJ. She has the scoop, well, on most things other than penis cakes, and now she even has that info!

. You are sick-o. I PM'd you a Penis Cake Baker's name and number. I am sure it will be a first, but the baker will come through for you (pun intended).

SJ-

How many penis cakes have you ordered? I'm wondering how you knew where to get one.

With all that is going on in my life, I sure did enjoy the laugh! Now I know where to go, when I need one! :clap_1:

Does anyone know of a baker who will make a penis cake for a baccelorate party in SoWal?

I am also taking suggestions for alternative tacky party foods or cakes. The bride to be is fairly innocent so the raunchier the better.

SJ-

How many penis cakes have you ordered? I'm wondering how you knew where to get one.

I have ordered only :shock: ... just kidding. Gotcha!

I just know a cake decorator. As I told CJ, it will surely be a first for this decorator. I would give twenty dollars to see his facial expression when CJ places the order. I would give another $20 to take and post a photo.

There are so many directions this could go. I can't wait to see.

Now I don't want you guys challenging me to come up with solutions to problems you don't really have. None of that.:nono1:

Especially when it involves the words "Penis" and "Stumping"

I have had Publix make an "erotic" cake for us once. I don't know about what you are looking for. Check out www.masturbakers.com I'm serious! They make stuff like what you may be looking for. I hope that wasn't inappropriate...but I worked on an entertaining book and that was in the resource guide! You can also probably go to PC and get a cake tin. I can get you one up here in the city and send it down if you'd like!

I have had Publix make an "erotic" cake for us once. I don't know about what you are looking for. Check out www.masturbakers.com I'm serious! They make stuff like what you may be looking for. I hope that wasn't inappropriate...but I worked on an entertaining book and that was in the resource guide! You can also probably go to PC and get a cake tin. I can get you one up here in the city and send it down if you'd like!

Y'all gotta see that site.

I am so evil. I just sent his number to my extremely timid Sri Lankan friend so she could place the order. I could do it myself but probably the only thing funnier than your friend's face would be hearing my friend try to explain what she wants when ordering it from him. God I would pay big bucks to be there for that exchange. She can't even say a word referring to any genitalia without turning beet red.

How did I know that Kimmifunn would find her way to this thread. :laughing1

I am so evil. I just sent his number to my extremely timid Sri Lankan friend so she could place the order. I could do it myself but probably the only thing funnier than your friend's face would be hearing my friend try to explain what she wants when ordering it from him. God I would pay big bucks to be there for that exchange. She can't even say a word referring to any genitalia without turning beet red.

:rofl: :laughing1
I cannot wait to get the phone call from the cake decorator.

I have had Publix make an "erotic" cake for us once. I don't know about what you are looking for. Check out www.masturbakers.com I'm serious! They make stuff like what you may be looking for. I hope that wasn't inappropriate...but I worked on an entertaining book and that was in the resource guide! You can also probably go to PC and get a cake tin. I can get you one up here in the city and send it down if you'd like!

That is awesome! I can always count on you guys to come through!!! I'll send her the link after I make her call SJ's friend (which she will probably NOT do) Those cakes are nasty!

PLEASE....NO creamy filling!!!!

Of course, I just had to look at this thread..... What's next?? :shock:

What exactly will she have to tell the cake person? A detailed description? Size? Will she have to show a picture of the groom-to-be's ...cake subject?

What exactly will she have to tell the cake person? A detailed description? Size? Will she have to show a picture of the groom-to-be's ...cake subject?

Perhaps they can make a SHEET cake to cover the subject up!!

Does anyone know of a baker who will make a penis cake for a baccelorate party in SoWal?

I am also taking suggestions for alternative tacky party foods or cakes. The bride to be is fairly innocent so the raunchier the better.

If you keep posting fun details of this party (although I don't know how much more fun you can get than a penis cake), you may have every boardmember show up uninvited, to gawk at the cake. They are degenerating into quite an unsavory group, which may send the bride over the edge if she is that innocent!

What exactly will she have to tell the cake person? A detailed description? Size? Will she have to show a picture of the groom-to-be's ...cake subject?

Maybe just tell him his hair color...which is red by the way.

Maybe just tell him his hair color...which is red by the way.

PLEASE....NO creamy filling!!!!

I can't believe you typed that

Does anyone know of a baker who will make a penis cake for a baccelorate party in SoWal?

I am also taking suggestions for alternative tacky party foods or cakes. The bride to be is fairly innocent so the raunchier the better.

you should really attempt making it yourself, as my girlfriend made one for me on my 30th birthday. extremely detailed and just hilarious! it makes me laugh to remember it, in the restaurant in Gainesville, Florida as we cut it and gave a piece to our waitress... it was quite good. except for the gross cooked spaghetti noodles died black... never mind all that.