Penis Cake

If you keep posting fun details of this party (although I don't know how much more fun you can get than a penis cake), you may have every boardmember show up uninvited, to gawk at the cake. They are degenerating into quite an unsavory group, which may send the bride over the edge if she is that innocent!

I am looking for suggestions on other horrible and tacky things to do.

I have had Publix make an "erotic" cake for us once. I don't know about what you are looking for. Check out www.masturbakers.com I'm serious! They make stuff like what you may be looking for. I hope that wasn't inappropriate...but I worked on an entertaining book and that was in the resource guide! You can also probably go to PC and get a cake tin. I can get you one up here in the city and send it down if you'd like!

That site is on the other side of the verge of porn. Do not go there, kids.

you should really attempt making it yourself, as my girlfriend made one for me on my 30th birthday. extremely detailed and just hilarious! it makes me laugh to remember it, in the restaurant in Gainesville, Florida as we cut it and gave a piece to our waitress... it was quite good. except for the gross cooked spaghetti noodles died black... never mind all that.

I was thinking more shredded coconut, dyed red of course. Is it too gross to make it with red velvet cake? I don't want her to throw me out of the party.

you should really attempt making it yourself, as my girlfriend made one for me on my 30th birthday. extremely detailed and just hilarious! it makes me laugh to remember it, in the restaurant in Gainesville, Florida as we cut it and gave a piece to our waitress... it was quite good. except for the gross cooked spaghetti noodles died black... never mind all that.

I thought they had to eat them whole

I thought they had to eat them whole

You guys are all sick-o. I am outta here.

You guys are all sick-o. I am outta here.

Ahh! Come on SJ...why so sensitive?

Ahh! Come on SJ...why so sensitive?

At my bachelor party, they made me eat two strategically placed oysters without use of my hands.

I thought they had to eat them whole

no, this cake was about 2 feet long with a couple of accouterments... it was shared by all... I think she made a couple of big sheet cakes and just cut and shaped them as needed.. then used lots of interesting ways of decorating... homemade with lots of creativity is definitely the way to go!

You guys are all sick-o...

SJ always speaks the truth!

I plead guilty

At my bachelor party, they made me eat two strategically placed oysters without use of my hands.

I hope that what I am thinking you mean by "well placed" is far worse than where they actually were? You may need to clarify a bit...for your wife's sake if not mine.

I hope that what I am thinking you mean by "well placed" is far worse than where they actually were? You may need to clarify a bit...for your wife's sake if not mine.

NO! They were not eaten off of any living person. Or dead for that matter. I don't even like oysters

How did I know that Kimmifunn would find her way to this thread. :laughing1

You know...I do what I can to help out.

I haven't been to the site in a while...and I'm afraid to go on it at work! Sorry it if it's way too graphic!

You know...I do what I can to help out.

I haven't been to the site in a while...and I'm afraid to go on it at work! Sorry it if it's way too graphic!

No, it is perfect...just what I needed, but I don't think Kurt would let us post the pics.

Oh...I know better than to post the pictures!

Glad it worked out for you! :clap_1:

PLEASE....NO creamy filling!!!!

:shock: Sueshore :arrow: :nono1: I am standing here beside myself

Alright- this is pathetic! WHen my family starts keeling over from hunger, I guess I'll just have to tell the truth: "Sorry y'all, dinner will be late tonight. Mama was busy discussing porno penis cakes and she's a bit behind in her duties."


BTW- CJ, you better find a way to post a pic of this cake!!! After all we have been through!!!

NO! They were not eaten off of any living person. Or dead for that matter. I don't even like oysters

Lets watch Landlocked tap dance

you should really attempt making it yourself, as my girlfriend made one for me on my 30th birthday. extremely detailed and just hilarious! it makes me laugh to remember it, in the restaurant in Gainesville, Florida as we cut it and gave a piece to our waitress... it was quite good. except for the gross cooked spaghetti noodles died black... never mind all that.

Dyed coconut would taste a lot better. Have fun with it. Most unique cake I've ever heard of.

What goes in this cake to make it rise? And how high is high enough?

What goes in this cake to make it rise? And how high is high enough?

Wait till Sueshore sees this :rofl: M(Otter)AO :!: :!:

Wait till Sueshore sees this :rofl: M(Otter)AO :!: :!:

Or is it just the way you handle it?

Or is it just the way you handle it?

You're killin me :!:

What goes in this cake to make it rise? And how high is high enough?

Sugar and spice? Ain't no p cake high enough! Does size matter?

Alright- this is pathetic! WHen my family starts keeling over from hunger, I guess I'll just have to tell the truth: "Sorry y'all, dinner will be late tonight. Mama was busy discussing porno penis cakes and she's a bit behind in her duties."

Okay, okay, I couldn't stay away for too long.

Jdarg,
I thought you were going to say that dinner was delayed because you had been busy baking some desserts for late night mischief.

What goes in this cake to make it rise? And how high is high enough?

Some say that the size is not important. Rather, it is the motion of the ocean, so perhaps you could consider a jello cake.