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Why is there a pair or panties and only one bra

Why is there a pair or panties and only one bra

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Why is it called a speed bump when you drive over it slowly?

How could our government declare a war on drugs without a joint session of Congress???

What person decided an oyster looked delicious and tried it?

Why is "phonetically" not spelled phonetically, which would be "fuhnetiklee?"

Why is there a pair or panties and only one bra

Why can't RiverOtter spell, after all the help he has received on this message board.

Why can't RiverOtter spell, after all the help he has received on this message board.

Holy sheet.... :funn: :rofl: !!!!!!

Why can't RiverOtter spell, after all the help he has received on this message board.

That was a typo caused by male-pattern brain jam. Men can't type when they're thinking about bras and panties.

Why do you drive on a parkway and park in a driveway

Why do noses "run" and feet "smell"?

Why do clocks run clockwise?

why do they put braille on drive up ATM's?

When you own a piece of land and your neighbor's tree hangs over the lot line, he's invading your air space. So how high up of air space do you really own? Are satellites tresspassing if they fly over your house? And how far down do you own? If you dig all the way straight down and come out in China, do you and the Chinese own jointly?

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Remember Mr. K's puzzler? Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?

Remember Mr. K's puzzler? Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?

Random questions that have always puzzled me and made me laugh if you have any to share please do.

1. Who was the 1st person to see an egg come from a chickens butt and think I'll bet that would be good to eat?



5. Why do they make scented toilet paper?

I didn't study Chickens in Biology, but since when do eggs come out of a chicken's butt?


Scented toilet paper perhaps makes the bathroom, or your butt, smell fresh.

Why do you drive on a parkway and park in a driveway

good one

Why do noses "run" and feet "smell"?

Better one

Remember Mr. K's puzzler? Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?

Bestest one.....

When using Microsoft Windows, why do you have to click the start button to turn it off?

Why do auto manufacturers issue a recall when they realize they screwed something up on a vehicle, yet software companies sell you an update when they screw up programming.

Why can I record videos from VHS tape, but not DVD?

Why do companies like Microsoft insist that I purchase multiple copies of the same program for my different computers? If I buy a CD, I can play it in any of my CD players.

When using Microsoft Windows, why do you have to click the start button to turn it off?

Why do auto manufacturers issue a recall when they realize they screwed something up on a vehicle, yet software companies sell you an update when they screw up programming.

Why can I record videos from VHS tape, but not DVD?

Why do companies like Microsoft insist that I purchase multiple copies of the same program for my different computers? If I buy a CD, I can play it in any of my CD players.

Joe, we have to get you unplugged for a while. I'm starting to worry about you!

Joe, we have to get you unplugged for a while. I'm starting to worry about you!

SJ is wired....or weird.

SJ...remember when I asked that question about why I had to hold down the off button on my cell phone to turn it on? You are right on about that start thing on the computer.

SJ about the toilet paper how would anybody know if it made your butt smell better?

Why can't RiverOtter spell, after all the help he has received on this message board.

I didn't study Chickens in Biology, but since when do eggs come out of a chicken's butt?


Scented toilet paper perhaps makes the bathroom, or your butt, smell fresh.