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?'s That Puzzle Me!

DonPtrl2@cox.ne avatar
Beach Lover
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Random questions that have always puzzled me and made me laugh if you have any to share please do.

1. Who was the 1st person to see an egg come from a chickens butt and think I'll bet that would be good to eat?

2. Who's cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an 's' in it?

3. Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitos?

4. Why can't we tickle ourselves?

5. Why do they make scented toilet paper?:biggrin:

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Smiling JOe avatar
SoWal Expert
#27
SJ about the toilet paper how would anybody know if it made your butt smell better?
It is obvious to me that you are a virgin internet user. With time, perhaps you will discover the answers to your mysteries, Grasshopper.
Smiling JOe avatar
SoWal Expert
#28
Why does a 5 pack of printer ink at Office Depot cost $44 when the same ink with and additional cartridge of black ink and 150 sheets of photo paper cost only $36?
Will B avatar
Moderator
#29
Why do the emplyees at the donut shop use a piece of paper to pick up all your donuts to keep the germs off of them and then put the paper in the box with the donuts for you to take home...germs and all?!

:confused:
DonPtrl2@cox.ne avatar
Beach LoverAuthor
#30
or maybe SJ I could someday have over 20k posts like you that is my true dream!
Smiling JOe avatar
SoWal Expert
#31
or maybe SJ I could someday have over 20k posts like you that is my true dream!
Surely, you didn't want me to describe in detail how someone could know if scented toilet paper made someone's butt smell better, did you? :idontno: I didn't think so. We'll just let that answer come to your mind on its own. ;-)
DonPtrl2@cox.ne avatar
Beach LoverAuthor
#32
:idontno: obviously SJ you took this thread a little to serious. It was meant to be fun and lighthearted.
NoHall avatar
hmmmm......can't remember
#33
:popcorn:
Miss Kitty avatar
Meow
#34
:popcorn:

Could you pass some of that?
Beachbummette avatar
SoWal Insider
#35
Could you pass some of that?


here i'll share :drink2: :drink2:
Miss Kitty avatar
Meow
#36
here i'll share :drink2: :drink2:

Thanks! Between this and that "fan" thread...we really need this...:drink:
Smiling JOe avatar
SoWal Expert
#37
:idontno: obviously SJ you took this thread a little to serious. It was meant to be fun and lighthearted.
You are right. My response about people's sexual choices is very serious. :floor: As for the egg coming out of the chicken's @ss, jokes are funnier if there is more truth to them.

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NoHall avatar
hmmmm......can't remember
#38
SJ, you are a much more detailed investigator than I am. I just know that the egg is lying where the chicken was sitting, and that's close enough for me...:biggrin:
Smiling JOe avatar
SoWal Expert
#39
Here's one: Could Brittney get arrested for wearing this in Walton County for too much buttocks exposure?



:idontno: Oh, is this supposed to be on the School Uniform thread?
NoHall avatar
hmmmm......can't remember
#40
:yikes:

I think it goes on this thread.
Smiling JOe avatar
SoWal Expert
#41
SJ, you are a much more detailed investigator than I am. I just know that the egg is lying where the chicken was sitting, and that's close enough for me...:biggrin:
Now I'm wondering what your parents taught you about "where babies come from." I've seen plenty of people kissing babies. :lol:
Ocean Lover avatar
bean
#42
:yikes:

I think it goes on this thread.

:floor: NH, you are too much. And Britney...wth!!!
NoHall avatar
hmmmm......can't remember
#43
Now I'm wondering what your parents taught you about "where babies come from." I've seen plenty of people kissing babies. :lol:

They found me in a cabbage patch
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Whatchoo tryin' to say?:blink:
NoHall avatar
hmmmm......can't remember
#44
:floor: NH, you are too much. And Britney...wth!!!

That's what I hear. So I better get to bed so I can get up and go to the @#$% gym in the morning.

:bang:
savvytangerine avatar
Beach Fanatic
#45
:yikes:

I think it goes on this thread.

:clap:

:moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: :puke: :leaving:
RiverOtter avatar
got any pics?
#46
She needs one of those plastic wrap treatments if shes gonna wear that crap :blink:

Here's one: Could Brittney get arrested for wearing this in Walton County for too much buttocks exposure?



:idontno: Oh, is this supposed to be on the School Uniform thread?
Miss Kitty avatar
Meow
#47
She needs one of those plastic wrap treatments if shes gonna wear that crap :blink:


Oh, do tell!
Ocean Lover avatar
bean
#48
Oh, do tell!


RO must be talking about a body wrap. It's a temporary fix to cellulite. Never had one myself though.
Beach Fanatic
#49
:funn:
You are right. My response about people's sexual choices is very serious. :floor: As for the egg coming out of the chicken's @ss, jokes are funnier if there is more truth to them.

:rofl:
SJ, you are a much more detailed investigator than I am. I just know that the egg is lying where the chicken was sitting, and that's close enough for me...:biggrin:

EEEEWWWW!!!!! She be NATTYY!!!!!!!! Cover that buttox up woman!!!!:eek: Yes, i would take her A$$ to JAIL fo SHO!!!!!!!:D

Here's one: Could Brittney get arrested for wearing this in Walton County for too much buttocks exposure?



:idontno: Oh, is this supposed to be on the School Uniform thread?
DonPtrl2@cox.ne avatar
Beach LoverAuthor
#50
:yikes: Thats amazing Criss Angel made her pants disappear!
elgordoboy avatar
Beach Fanatic
#51
Here's one: Could Brittney get arrested for wearing this in Walton County for too much buttocks exposure?



:idontno: Oh, is this supposed to be on the School Uniform thread?
A quick thinking person on the scene could've checked to see if she uses scented tp.

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