1. Who was the 1st person to see an egg come from a chickens butt and think I'll bet that would be good to eat?
2. Who's cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an 's' in it?
3. Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitos?
4. Why can't we tickle ourselves?
5. Why do they make scented toilet paper?



As for the egg coming out of the chicken's @ss, jokes are funnier if there is more truth to them.



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