I stopped at a friends house the other day and found him
stalking around the kitchen with a flyswatter.
When I asked if he had gotten any flies he answered, "Yeah,
5 .... 3 males and 2 females."
Curious, I inquired as to how he could tell the difference.
He answered, "It's easy, 3 were on a beer can and 2 were on
the phone.
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Beach FanaticAuthor
AOOOUUUUU! Gettin' fancy with the text color I see. 
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
AOOOUUUUU! Gettin' fancy with the text color I see.
Well, it needed to stand out!!!!
Funnkalicious
What do Alabama fans and maggots have in common?
They can both live off a dead bear for 50 years!
They can both live off a dead bear for 50 years!
Beach FanaticAuthor
What do Alabama fans and maggots have in common?
They can both live off a dead bear for 50 years!
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
What do Alabama fans and maggots have in common?
They can both live off a dead bear for 50 years!
OH, ha ha. Very funny Kimmi!!! I am sure LL will love this one!
Beach Fanatic
Little Blaine was in his 4th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers cam up fireman, policeman, salesman, etc... Blaine was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.
"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other childern to work on some coloring, and took little Blaine aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"
"No," said Blaine, " He plays for the Chicago Cubs, but I was too embarrassed to say so."
(Or insert most hated sports team name here)
"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other childern to work on some coloring, and took little Blaine aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"
"No," said Blaine, " He plays for the Chicago Cubs, but I was too embarrassed to say so."
(Or insert most hated sports team name here)
little sugar
Here in the STL that is our FAVORITE joke !!!!!!! The priest told this one at the christening on sunday!!!!! GO CARDS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Funnkalicious
OH, ha ha. Very funny Kimmi!!! I am sure LL will love this one!
That's what I'm here for!
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