One of these days I'm going to ???

Learn to tap dance (correctly) and play the banjo...at the same time.

Learn to tap dance (correctly) and play the banjo...at the same time.

Waaal, I don't know if jdarg could help you with the tap dancing part but she knows her way around a banjo (I think).

If I start saving beer bottle tops will it encourage you to tap dance?

Have my horns surgically removed.

Have my horns surgically removed.

And then how exactly would you expect us to recognize you?

And then how exactly would you expect us to recognize you?

Easy....the tail is hard to hide.

Go back to Europe. I went in my 30's and hope to go again some day.

Kitty and Mango--thanks for keeping it real. You make my heart smile (and snort!)

One of these days I'm gonna...

um...

I'm gonna...

Oh...I have a list here somewhere:

1. Have my eyes fixed.
2. Reroof my garage.
3. Build another bathroom.
4. Paint my ceilings and baseboards.
5. Visit Italy and New Zealand.
6. Take ballet and tap.
7. Teach myself to go to sleep on time.
8. Learn to whistle like Hop.
9. Bleach my hair blonde just for the funn of it.
10. Hand out autographed pictures of myself at the mall.
11. Go skydiving again, and maybe hang glide, too.
12. Learn to discipline my sleep schedule.
13. Write the great American novel.

Right now I'm gonna work on #12. G'night!

...I can see NoHall and me in tap lessons together. Hey...NH, when you figure out the sleep thing...please share!

Own my own food service establishment (not sure what kind, yet)

Learn to play the drums....anyone?

Meet the man of my dreams.....:roll:

Learn to tap dance (correctly) and play the banjo...at the same time.

My eyeballs aren't awake. I first read that you want to LAP dance and play banjo.

Yes, I have a banjo, but I have no talent in tap dancing or banjo playing.

1. have a clutter free house
2. exercise
3. start playing the piano again

Have my horns surgically removed.

And then how exactly would you expect us to recognize you?

Easy....the tail is hard to hide.

OMG-OMG-OMG :funn::funn:
I can't breathe I'm laughing so hard

My eyeballs aren't awake. I first read that you want to LAP dance and play banjo.

Yes, I have a banjo, but I have no talent in tap dancing or banjo playing.

Backwards! :funn::funnne of these days....I'll probably stop LMAO!!

JDarg...TALENT not required with a GIMMICK like this
(SSSOOO Gypsy Rose Lee)!!!!

Kitty, NoHall, I swear, I always wanted to take tap and ballet too. When you were a kid did ya'll ever get those metal heel 'taps' that made your shoes last longer? Nice tap sound, huh? I remember once in 2nd grade, my fave teacher, Mrs. Green had to ask me to please quit tapping. Have ya'll seen 'Happy Feet' yet. Doesn't it just make you~taptap...tap,tap,tap? Me too.
Also, do ya'll know how to surf yet? After dance class, can we learn together, okay? Nohall, I had to laugh at your '10 things' cuz I can eat me some chocolate and like frisbee too. No I'm not an ultimate player but that would be funn to learn too ;-). Someone should make a chocolate frisbee then you can get chocolate energy while playing. Maybe not too aerodynamic... :roll:

Kitty, NoHall, I swear, I always wanted to take tap and ballet too. When you were a kid did ya'll ever get those metal heel 'taps' that made your shoes last longer? Nice tap sound, huh? I remember once in 2nd grade, my fave teacher, Mrs. Green had to ask me to please quit tapping. Have ya'll seen 'Happy Feet' yet. Doesn't it just make you~taptap...tap,tap,tap? Me too.
Also, do ya'll know how to surf yet? After dance class, can we learn together, okay? Nohall, I had to laugh at your '10 things' cuz I can eat me some chocolate and like frisbee too. No I'm not an ultimate player but that would be funn to learn too ;-). Someone should make a chocolate frisbee then you can get chocolate energy while playing. Maybe not too aerodynamic... :roll:

DO IT - DO IT !! It's your ticket to fame & fortune!!

teach myself Powerpoint & then make Memorial videos...
starting w/ Joey's .

Suhweet. Is Joey your baby?

Suhweet. Is Joey your baby?

My darling hubby
And he loved music & played a mean electric blues guitar... so channeling the right music into memorial videos is essential. Right, NoHall?

Sell all my crap and move to Colorado

My darling hubby
And he loved music & played a mean electric blues guitar... so channeling the right music into memorial videos is essential. Right, NoHall?

Joey sounds like a special kind of person. Sorry he died. You will get it just right, I'm sure. I bet he'll help you too. ;-) Please share it with us one day if you feel like it. Daddy gave me a really BB King collection before he left this earth. I can't imagine losing my Hubba too. There's a great radio station with some old blues music when we're driving to sowal somewhere around Montgomery, some of the really old stuff. Did Joey Stevie Ray?

Sell all my crap and move to Colorado

Does your family know how to ski? I've never been there but want to visit sometime. Have you seen those radical skiing movies narrated by Warren, I forget his last name but, outstanding music and filming of some awesome looking places including Colorado. I keep buggin' Hubba to go on a trip to see places new to us!

Drive cross country.

There's a great radio station with some old blues music when we're driving to sowal somewhere around Montgomery, some of the really old stuff. Did Joey Stevie Ray?

YES..."they" jammed together all the time !! And Corey Stevens, BB, Buddy Guy, Eric Clapton and on&on&on

YES..."they" jammed together all the time !! And Corey Stevens, BB, Buddy Guy, Eric Clapton and on&on&on

That is so awesome. I have wondered what other music/songs we would have if we hadn't lost that man. I feel lucky to have got to see that man play. I was just a little excited. It was pourin' rain and lightning to the point where Stevie kneeled down and set his guitar on the stage and lightning like surrounded him, I swear. Then he just picked it right back up, not missing a lick, and wore it out. We were all screamin' and i swear i had a lump in my throat at the talent before me. They're probably jammin' now. Duane Allman, Barry Oakley too. Muddy Waters, Robert Johnson...
We'll all be together some day.

I never heard this, Corey Stevens. Thanks gull, I'll check him out.
Hope your powerpoint goes well. Is it going to be a web page memorial? That's a grayt idea. I've read some of the soldiers.

Kitty, NoHall, I swear, I always wanted to take tap and ballet too. When you were a kid did ya'll ever get those metal heel 'taps' that made your shoes last longer? Nice tap sound, huh? I remember once in 2nd grade, my fave teacher, Mrs. Green had to ask me to please quit tapping. Have ya'll seen 'Happy Feet' yet. Doesn't it just make you~taptap...tap,tap,tap? Me too.
Also, do ya'll know how to surf yet? After dance class, can we learn together, okay? Nohall, I had to laugh at your '10 things' cuz I can eat me some chocolate and like frisbee too. No I'm not an ultimate player but that would be funn to learn too ;-). Someone should make a chocolate frisbee then you can get chocolate energy while playing. Maybe not too aerodynamic... :roll:

Yes it was great fun, I took dance including tap and ballet for years as a child. Can I still tap dance, probably not, but can " get down" with the best of them.

I also took piano, but can't play nary a tune. My parents invested a lot of money in me as a child, not sure alot of it took.

Funny when your young these things don't mean anything to you, until your older.

Learn to tap dance (correctly) and play the banjo...at the same time.

The first time I read this, I thought you said LAP dancing with a banjo! Now that's creative!!!!!