I stopped in a 7-11 this morning and told the cashier
behind the counter I wanted $5.00 worth of gas.
He farted and handed me a receipt.
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Beach Fanatic
Those are great!!! Real life IS funny.We have a famous baseball announcer here in St. Louis named Mike Shannon. You either love him or hate him. He is famous for saying some really dumb stuff. Makes listening to the ballgame on the radio worth it.
One of my favorites:
"I've heard it said that if you know English, Spanish, Italian, and I think it's French, you can go just about anywhere in this world...except for China where they have all those derelicts." (5/19/02)
Joe: "Mike, the Cardinals would like to welcome a group of 19 French foreign exchange students in section 382 today."
Mike: "Where they from Joe?"
Joe: "Uhhh... France... I think."
"The wind has switched 360 degrees"
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margarita brocolia
Gypsea good ones!
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