Hey Kurt, how about a dating area for the website. I've noticed there seem to be a lot of singles on here, mainly wanting to date doctors and art collectors. At any rate how about a place for them to meet? 
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250Beach Fanatic
Oh and any of my prospective dates must enjoy popping pimples...I occasionally need someone to handle the "bacne".
Beach Fanatic
HA! Ya'll are awesome, thanks for the laughs, my head feels clearer now...

What about a dating STORIES thread? You know we've all probably got at least one good one...

What about a dating STORIES thread? You know we've all probably got at least one good one...
hmmmm......can't remember
HA! Ya'll are awesome, thanks for the laughs, my head feels clearer now...
What about a dating STORIES thread? You know we've all probably got at least one good one...
If I ever decide to start dating, y'all will be the first to know.
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That's what I was thinking gullfriend. ;-)
Soooo...when Mrs. Singinchicken says she has to go play with Mr Microphone she really means.....
Ahhhhh Crap!!!!
How can a guy compete with that? LOL!!!
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
Soooo...when Mrs. Singinchicken says she has to go play with Mr Microphone she really means.....
Ahhhhh Crap!!!!
How can a guy compete with that? LOL!!!
If he could compete she wouldn't need Mr. Microphone in the first place. You might want to do some HOMEWORK Mr. Chicken. ;-)

SoWal Expert
"Hey good lookin', I'll be back to pick you up later."
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Soooo...when Mrs. Singinchicken says she has to go play with Mr Microphone she really means.....
Ahhhhh Crap!!!!
How can a guy compete with that? LOL!!!
Beach Fanatic
"Hey good lookin', I'll be back to pick you up later."Like a little time warp ain't it?
hmmmm......can't remember
:roll:
Suddenly I feel so much better about being single.
Suddenly I feel so much better about being single.
Beach Fanatic
Statistically, what is the ratio of single men in SoWal looking for a date VS single SoWal women looking for a date?
Beach Fanatic
make a m4w, w4m, m4m,w4w poll.
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I am willing to take Scooterbug out and document it all through my miner's helmet cam and my Mister Microphone. Gator has a blue plate special most nights. If we pick a meatloaf night I can even take my teef' out and be comfy.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=CYEXBTlWf_4
With a Mr. Microphone do you really even need a man???
I think the trick would be to have only one of the two people on the date know about sowal.com, and we could install hidden cameras and mics to check in on the date, you know, like the Truman Show, except for dating only.
Oh and any of my prospective dates must enjoy popping pimples...I occasionally need someone to handle the "bacne".
Soooo...when Mrs. Singinchicken says she has to go play with Mr Microphone she really means.....
Ahhhhh Crap!!!!
How can a guy compete with that? LOL!!!
This is about the funniest freakin' thread in a long time!!! My face hurts.
:funn:

:rofl:
Beach Fanatic
Don't ya just love, honesty!:funn:
I don't want to date anyone; I just need a sugar daddy.
Beach Fanatic
And a great diversion, from Brittany! Bless her lost, little heart!
I think a Sowal dating thread/forum would be a HIGHLY entertaining train wreck!
Meow
We're cool at our house as far as daughter's dating goes. PM me if you want details.
Okay, what are you drinking tonight?

beats on hood
Okay, what are you drinking tonight?Just check your PMs. What I am drinking (Diet Rite Pure Zero Cola) is irrelevant.
SoWal Guide
well, sowal.com is already a meet & greet place. I wonder, is there a couple who met on sowal yet?
for you singles, it would be GREAT if you would give us date reports, like lindabobhat did once. and take pix too. heck, so many are into "reality shows" your date would probably not mind a dang bit.
for you singles, it would be GREAT if you would give us date reports, like lindabobhat did once. and take pix too. heck, so many are into "reality shows" your date would probably not mind a dang bit.
SoWal Expert
I'm still waiting for Sen Clinton to join SoWalDating.com
Beach Fanatic
We're cool at our house as far as daughter's dating goes. PM me if you want details.Who are you addressing this to? Are you asking me out on your daughter's behalf?
Lemme go brush my tooth! Oh and be sure to give her some cash. I am financially embarrassed atm.Beach Fanatic
Oh and what are the rules on sleepovers at your place? I notice you said "cool" before.
Beach Fanatic
Don't tell Scooterbug, I don't need her knowing I am planning on two timing her before we have even gone out on SJ's expository date. TIA for discretion 
beats on hood
Who are you addressing this to? Are you asking me out on your daughter's behalf?The regulars on the board know where I am coming from.Lemme go brush my tooth! Oh and be sure to give her some cash. I am financially embarrassed atm.
BTW you are being very insulting.

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hmmmm......can't remember
I'm still waiting for Sen Clinton to join SoWalDating.comI'm pretty sure Bill is already on it.
Beach Fanatic
The regulars on the board know where I am coming from. With her dowery only the best is expected.It seems I inadvertently hit a nerve. I am sure I am quite a bit older than your daughter, I have my full set of teeth, I am far from financially embarrassed, I have no intention of sleeping over at a stranger's house, will probably never meet Scooterbug much less record a date, and I sometimes mistakenly assume someone has a sense of humor--won't happen again.
BTW you are being very insulting.
hmmmm......can't remember
It seems I inadvertently hit a nerve. I am sure I am quite a bit older than your daughter, I have my full set of teeth, I am far from financially embarrassed, I have no intention of sleeping over at a stranger's house, will probably never meet Scooterbug much less record a date, and I sometimes mistakenly assume someone has a sense of humor--won't happen again.
You have a full set of teeth?
DIBS!!!
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