Matt J avatar
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Hey Kurt, how about a dating area for the website. I've noticed there seem to be a lot of singles on here, mainly wanting to date doctors and art collectors. At any rate how about a place for them to meet? :biggrin:

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elgordoboy avatar
Beach Fanatic
#27
Oh and any of my prospective dates must enjoy popping pimples...I occasionally need someone to handle the "bacne".
Carol G avatar
Beach Fanatic
#28
HA! Ya'll are awesome, thanks for the laughs, my head feels clearer now...
:rolling:

What about a dating STORIES thread? You know we've all probably got at least one good one...
NoHall avatar
hmmmm......can't remember
#29
HA! Ya'll are awesome, thanks for the laughs, my head feels clearer now...
:rolling:

What about a dating STORIES thread? You know we've all probably got at least one good one...

If I ever decide to start dating, y'all will be the first to know.
Will B avatar
Moderator
#30
That's what I was thinking gullfriend. ;-):wave:

Soooo...when Mrs. Singinchicken says she has to go play with Mr Microphone she really means.....

Ahhhhh Crap!!!!

How can a guy compete with that? LOL!!!
kathydwells avatar
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
#31
Soooo...when Mrs. Singinchicken says she has to go play with Mr Microphone she really means.....

Ahhhhh Crap!!!!

How can a guy compete with that? LOL!!!

If he could compete she wouldn't need Mr. Microphone in the first place. You might want to do some HOMEWORK Mr. Chicken. ;-):wave:
Smiling JOe avatar
SoWal Expert
#32
"Hey good lookin', I'll be back to pick you up later."
Beach House 25 avatar
Banned
#33
Soooo...when Mrs. Singinchicken says she has to go play with Mr Microphone she really means.....

Ahhhhh Crap!!!!

How can a guy compete with that? LOL!!!
:eek:
elgordoboy avatar
Beach Fanatic
#34
"Hey good lookin', I'll be back to pick you up later."
Like a little time warp ain't it?
NoHall avatar
hmmmm......can't remember
#35
:roll:

Suddenly I feel so much better about being single.
hnooe avatar
Beach Fanatic
#36
Statistically, what is the ratio of single men in SoWal looking for a date VS single SoWal women looking for a date?
elgordoboy avatar
Beach Fanatic
#37
make a m4w, w4m, m4m,w4w poll.
DD avatar
SoWal Expert
#38
I am willing to take Scooterbug out and document it all through my miner's helmet cam and my Mister Microphone. Gator has a blue plate special most nights. If we pick a meatloaf night I can even take my teef' out and be comfy.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=CYEXBTlWf_4

With a Mr. Microphone do you really even need a man???

I think the trick would be to have only one of the two people on the date know about sowal.com, and we could install hidden cameras and mics to check in on the date, you know, like the Truman Show, except for dating only.

Oh and any of my prospective dates must enjoy popping pimples...I occasionally need someone to handle the "bacne".

Soooo...when Mrs. Singinchicken says she has to go play with Mr Microphone she really means.....

Ahhhhh Crap!!!!

How can a guy compete with that? LOL!!!

This is about the funniest freakin' thread in a long time!!! My face hurts. :floor::funn::lol::D:lolabove::rolling::rofl::clap:
Diane4145 avatar
Beach Fanatic
#39
Don't ya just love, honesty!:funn:
I don't want to date anyone; I just need a sugar daddy.
Diane4145 avatar
Beach Fanatic
#40
And a great diversion, from Brittany! Bless her lost, little heart!
I think a Sowal dating thread/forum would be a HIGHLY entertaining train wreck!
Miss Kitty avatar
Meow
#41
We're cool at our house as far as daughter's dating goes. PM me if you want details.

Okay, what are you drinking tonight? :blink:
Beach Runner avatar
beats on hood
#42
Okay, what are you drinking tonight? :blink:
Just check your PMs. What I am drinking (Diet Rite Pure Zero Cola) is irrelevant.
Teresa avatar
SoWal Guide
#43
well, sowal.com is already a meet & greet place. I wonder, is there a couple who met on sowal yet?

for you singles, it would be GREAT if you would give us date reports, like lindabobhat did once. and take pix too. heck, so many are into "reality shows" your date would probably not mind a dang bit.
Smiling JOe avatar
SoWal Expert
#44
I'm still waiting for Sen Clinton to join SoWalDating.com
elgordoboy avatar
Beach Fanatic
#45
We're cool at our house as far as daughter's dating goes. PM me if you want details.
Who are you addressing this to? Are you asking me out on your daughter's behalf? Lemme go brush my tooth! Oh and be sure to give her some cash. I am financially embarrassed atm.
elgordoboy avatar
Beach Fanatic
#46
Oh and what are the rules on sleepovers at your place? I notice you said "cool" before.
elgordoboy avatar
Beach Fanatic
#47
Don't tell Scooterbug, I don't need her knowing I am planning on two timing her before we have even gone out on SJ's expository date. TIA for discretion :D
Beach Runner avatar
beats on hood
#48
Who are you addressing this to? Are you asking me out on your daughter's behalf? Lemme go brush my tooth! Oh and be sure to give her some cash. I am financially embarrassed atm.
The regulars on the board know where I am coming from.

BTW you are being very insulting. :pissed:

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NoHall avatar
hmmmm......can't remember
#49
I'm still waiting for Sen Clinton to join SoWalDating.com
I'm pretty sure Bill is already on it.
elgordoboy avatar
Beach Fanatic
#50
The regulars on the board know where I am coming from. With her dowery only the best is expected.

BTW you are being very insulting. :pissed:
It seems I inadvertently hit a nerve. I am sure I am quite a bit older than your daughter, I have my full set of teeth, I am far from financially embarrassed, I have no intention of sleeping over at a stranger's house, will probably never meet Scooterbug much less record a date, and I sometimes mistakenly assume someone has a sense of humor--won't happen again.
NoHall avatar
hmmmm......can't remember
#51
It seems I inadvertently hit a nerve. I am sure I am quite a bit older than your daughter, I have my full set of teeth, I am far from financially embarrassed, I have no intention of sleeping over at a stranger's house, will probably never meet Scooterbug much less record a date, and I sometimes mistakenly assume someone has a sense of humor--won't happen again.

You have a full set of teeth?


DIBS!!!
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