Matt J avatar
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Hey Kurt, how about a dating area for the website. I've noticed there seem to be a lot of singles on here, mainly wanting to date doctors and art collectors. At any rate how about a place for them to meet? :biggrin:

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Miss Kitty avatar
Meow
#52
You have a full set of teeth?


DIBS!!!​


oh sheet....:floor:
SoWal Insider
#53
elgordo, don't leave now, you're just getting started!
Beachbummette avatar
SoWal Insider
#54
You have a full set of teeth?


DIBS!!!
​

:floor: You're killing me!
elgordoboy avatar
Beach Fanatic
#55
elgordo, don't leave now, you're just getting started!
I'm not going anywhere, but I don't want to hurt BR's feelings. I didn't expect to be taken seriously by anyone -my statements were so absurd. I don't want to offend more folks tonight. I am going to go bathe since NoHall has claimed me :wave:.
SoWal Insider
#56
I'm not going anywhere, but I don't want to hurt BR's feelings. I didn't expect to be taken seriously by anyone -my statements were so absurd. I don't want to offend more folks tonight. I am going to go bathe since NoHall has claimed me :wave:.
I'm sure (?) it was a little misunderstanding.




Have funn! The more absurd, the better! :floor:
NoHall avatar
hmmmm......can't remember
#57
I'm not going anywhere, but I don't want to hurt BR's feelings. I didn't expect to be taken seriously by anyone -my statements were so absurd. I don't want to offend more folks tonight. I am going to go bathe since NoHall has claimed me :wave:.

I don't want you to get off your weekly schedule just for me, and my standards are pretty darned low! :biggrin: (Do I have to take a bath, too?)
elgordoboy avatar
Beach Fanatic
#58
I don't want you to get off your weekly schedule just for me, and my standards are pretty darned low! :biggrin: (Do I have to take a bath, too?)
Lol..(not til later).
drunkkenartist avatar
Beach Fanatic
#59
This is about the funniest freakin' thread in a long time!!! My face hurts. :floor::funn::lol::D:lolabove::rolling::rofl::clap:

It seems I inadvertently hit a nerve. I am sure I am quite a bit older than your daughter, I have my full set of teeth, I am far from financially embarrassed, I have no intention of sleeping over at a stranger's house, will probably never meet Scooterbug much less record a date, and I sometimes mistakenly assume someone has a sense of humor--won't happen again.

elgordo, don't leave now, you're just getting started!

I'm sure (?) it was a little misunderstanding.




Have funn! The more absurd, the better! :floor:


"It's always funny, till someone gets hurt.
Then its HILARIOUS!"
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There is no crying in baseball,
and no apologizing in virtual reality.
:idontno:

If I never get set up on a blind date again, it will be too soon.
Nuff said.
Count me out.
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Who is this Mr. Microphone? And does he have a brother?
:floor:​
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beats on hood
#60
Just to clear up the misunderstanding, when I said, "We're cool at our house as far as daughter's dating goes," I was referring to the fact that she just broke up with her boyfriend whom we weren't thrilled with. She has met someone else.
Teresa avatar
SoWal Guide
#61
I'm not going anywhere, but I don't want to hurt BR's feelings. I didn't expect to be taken seriously by anyone -my statements were so absurd. I don't want to offend more folks tonight. I am going to go bathe since NoHall has claimed me :wave:.

hey gordhead, I knew you were only playing... the tooth thing cracked me up! I hope you will never change.:wave:

sometimes we insult others without ever meaning to or knowing. ideally, the offended one will PM the offender to ask the meaning of the post. and things work out just fine.

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elgordoboy avatar
Beach Fanatic
#62
hey gordhead, I knew you were only playing... the tooth thing cracked me up! I hope you will never change.:wave:

sometimes we insult others without ever meaning to or knowing. ideally, the offended one will PM the offender to ask the meaning of the post. and things work out just fine.
Thank you. My intention was not to offend only to amuse.
elgordoboy avatar
Beach Fanatic
#63
I am not backing off of everything..this most definitely remains true.
Oh and any of my prospective dates must enjoy popping pimples...I occasionally need someone to handle the "bacne".
The ladies (and one dude) at the local Thumb are getting tired of me coming in there for help every coupla weeks. They haven't said anything yet but I am getting a definite "sense" from them. The customers behind me in line never seem to mind though.
aggieb avatar
Beach Fanatic
#64
Oh and any of my prospective dates must enjoy popping pimples...I occasionally need someone to handle the "bacne".

The ladies (and one dude) at the local Thumb are getting tired of me coming in there for help every coupla weeks. They haven't said anything yet but I am getting a definite "sense" from them. The customers behind me in line never seem to mind though.
:puke:
Smiling JOe avatar
SoWal Expert
#65
I am not backing off of everything..this most definitely remains true.

Oh and any of my prospective dates must enjoy popping pimples...I occasionally need someone to handle the "bacne".

The ladies (and one dude) at the local Thumb are getting tired of me coming in there for help every coupla weeks. They haven't said anything yet but I am getting a definite "sense" from them. The customers behind me in line never seem to mind though.

Who was it that said he liked to quote himself to make him feel more important?
Teresa avatar
SoWal Guide
#66
gordo - you are sick in addition to being funny. bacne? gag!
NoHall avatar
hmmmm......can't remember
#67
If he keeps this up, I'm reneging my dibs...:blink:
elgordoboy avatar
Beach Fanatic
#68
Who was it that said he liked to quote himself to make him feel more important?
I wasn't knocking Bobby J for that. I tried to make sure my post didn't read that way. I always imagine someone being hurried or something and responding to themselves because they misread/forgot it was their own post. I didn't think he was quoting I thought he was addressing himself--made me laugh in a good way.:idontno:

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elgordoboy avatar
Beach Fanatic
#69
If he keeps this up, I'm reneging my dibs...:blink:
NoCanDo NoHall..I have my immediate family flying in on Memorial Day to meet you. My mom is really, really proud. :biggrin:
Smiling JOe avatar
SoWal Expert
#70
lol. I had forgotten about Bobby J's quoting himself. I was referring to some famous author, who's name escapes me at the moment.
Miss Kitty avatar
Meow
#71
NoCanDo NoHall..I have my immediate family flying in on Memorial Day to meet you. My mom is really, really proud. :biggrin:

Suggestion...ProActiv.
Teresa avatar
SoWal Guide
#72
NoCanDo NoHall..I have my immediate family flying in on Memorial Day to meet you. My mom is really, really proud. :biggrin:


oohhhhhh, could this be our very first sowal couple??? :wave:
elgordoboy avatar
Beach Fanatic
#73
lol. I had forgotten about Bobby J's quoting himself. I was referring to some famous author, who's name escapes me at the moment.
Yeah I just reread that..I must have a guilty conscience. sorry :D
DuneAHH avatar
Beach Fanatic
#74
this whole topic is giving me the heebie-jeebies...
like spooky flying monkeys...
just makes me want to cover my eyes:eek: :leaving:
NoHall avatar
hmmmm......can't remember
#75
NoCanDo NoHall..I have my immediate family flying in on Memorial Day to meet you. My mom is really, really proud. :biggrin:

Is she also your aunt? :funn:


(Kidding! I'm just kidding!)
drunkkenartist avatar
Beach Fanatic
#76
I am not backing off of everything..this most definitely remains true.

The ladies (and one dude) at the local Thumb are getting tired of me coming in there for help every coupla weeks. They haven't said anything yet but I am getting a definite "sense" from them. The customers behind me in line never seem to mind though.

:puke:

Double Ditto:puke::puke:

Is she also your aunt? :funn:
(Kidding! I'm just kidding!)

No silly, SISTER!
I'm my own grandparent.
:rolling:

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