Dating

"Ya know dangerous, harmful things can happen in your own neighborhood or home than where you'd expect them to. I know a woman who died on the crapper!!!" -- Mystified

SmilingJOe, I guess your not aware that quoting others for your own personal use is coinsidered politically incorrect?

Don't tell Scooterbug, I don't need her knowing I am planning on two timing her before we have even gone out on SJ's expository date. TIA for discretion

Only on sowal! :funn:

Research found "The 1st Match on Sowal?"

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Is she also your aunt? :funn:


(Kidding! I'm just kidding!)

...no but she is cook, maid, laundry attendant, and atm machine. That may be why she is happy to see me move on.

What are the age ranges on this message board? Seniors? Fab 50's or kid rockers?

...no but she is cook, maid, laundry attendant, and atm machine. That may be why she is happy to see me move on.

And you're still SINGLE? Imagine that...:funn:

SmilingJOe, I guess your not aware that quoting others for your own personal use is coinsidered politically incorrect?

I hate it when someone tries to be politically correct rather than himself. Hey, I did give credit to you for the funny quote.

I hate it when someone tries to be politically correct rather than himself. Hey, I did give credit to you for the funny quote.

Are we SUPPOSED to check with the poster before we use their clever quote as a sig.? I would think of it as an honor if someone snagged a quote of mine.

Good mornin' all.

as far as the quote ok I wasn't aware....sorry!!!

I don't want to date anyone; I just need a sugar daddy.

yep

I think a Sowal dating thread/forum would be a HIGHLY entertaining train wreck!

SoWalDating.com -- if you don't wreck your relationship, we will!

LOVE IT!

It could be like reality TV... Two members of the forums go out on a date, either by board set-up or their own choice. The rest of the members get to predict whether the date will be successful or not, based on some pre-established criteria of *success*. The two who went on the date come back and write their reviews...
I can see the now! Still, it might be fun?!

(BTW, I just spent the better part of the last day reading the *led away in handcuffs* and *redfish beach access* threads, so pardon me if I sound warped. My brain hurts.)

SoWalDating.com -- if you don't wreck your relationship, we will!

Are we SUPPOSED to check with the poster before we use their clever quote as a sig.? I would think of it as an honor if someone snagged a quote of mine.

I've quoted people w/o their permission...............am I in the doghouse?

I'm still waiting for Sen Clinton to join SoWalDating.com

I think it might be Bill attracted to you not Hill......note the cigars on your avatar

I've quoted people w/o their permission...............am I in the doghouse?

Thall shallt not quote people without their permission. This is a very upright politcally correct website and we will play by the rules.


yeah like whatever...................................

lol. I had forgotten about Bobby J's quoting himself. I was referring to some famous author, who's name escapes me at the moment.

I do hope you both know I was joking on the goofy foot thread. Then again, my wife does say I repeat myself. I call it an art!

I do hope you both know I was joking on the goofy foot thread. Then again, my wife does say I repeat myself. I call it an art!

Shh! Laughing with you not at you . Funnier if it was a goof up on goofy foot.

Wow I had no idea this thread would go on this long. It has also resulted in a soon to be real website.

"It's always funny, till someone gets hurt.

Then its HILARIOUS!"
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There is no crying in baseball,
and no apologizing in virtual reality.
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If I never get set up on a blind date again, it will be too soon.
Nuff said.
Count me out.
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Who is this Mr. Microphone? And does he have a brother?

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Would that need to be a gay brother?

Ditters

NoCanDo NoHall..I have my immediate family flying in on Memorial Day to meet you. My mom is really, really proud.

How far does she have to travel on the donkey to get to the tractor to get to the bus station to get to the train to get to the.... I swear it started funnier in my head.

Only on sowal! :funn:

I think you could possibly be the first person to be two timed all in cyber space. :funn:

I think you could possibly be the first person to be two timed all in cyber space. :funn:

Great, I'll add it to my list of dating distinctions along w/ the guy w/ webbed fingers and the trapeze artist! :roll:

Great, I'll add it to my list of dating distinctions along w/ the guy w/ webbed fingers and the trapeze artist! :roll:

Cirque de scooterbug. :funn:

Cigars, cigarettes Tiparellos...all disgusting. Could never kiss a man who smokes...eew..we have great anti smoking laws here. Are there any in Fla or your county at least?

You can't smoke in restaurants or bars here.

If you think smoking is gross............chewing tobacco and a spit cup!

Eeeew...Funny true story, once while in a bar old man fell asleep at the bar and left his teeth in his whiskey glass

I don't have (a real) one but I've been getting an overabundence of penis enhancing emails since I began to rant & rave here. Its possible that somebody out there has picked up on my testosterone and thought I was a man

I don't have (a real) one but I've been getting an overabundence of penis enhancing emails since I began to rant & rave here. Its possible that somebody out there has picked up on my testosterone and thought I was a man

That's my organization that is responsible. Spamming my fellow netizens' e-mails is my way of avoiding the recessionary fears plaguing others on the board. I am hoping to attract those interested in the Sowal Investment Club that was posited in another thread. I really want WaltonGop's 25$ a month contribution and his suggestion that Capricious ultimately be in charge of investments would work out really well seeing as how penile enhancement related issues are the back "bone" of the operation--until we "grow" out of it.

You can't smoke in restaurants or bars here.

If you think smoking is gross............chewing tobacco and a spit cup!

Actually the bar has to serve food or be physically attached to a business that serves food. Restaurants can have smoking, but only in areas that are surrounded by 75% or more open space (no walls).As for the smoking and chewing tobacco, I worked with a guy one time who did both! Sometimes at the same time, I smoke and even I was grossed out.