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Everyone should join the ACLU. Any group that wants to fight the boneheaded PATRIOT Act has my support.

Though I really don't count Michelob as a beer, it falls into the category of buying a drink, which I listed.

Punzy, not all men expect a nice outfit, actually, we'd be happy if women were nekked. Tasteful makeup is fine, but not necessary. Attractive Haircuts? I've never seen a bad one on a lady. Highlights? I'm indifferent. Personal trainer/fitness regime is a good thing. Career? As long as she isn't working on the garbage truck (no offense to the ladies who are), I'm okay with whatever she chooses.

I never said that women don't pay for sex, but they don't have to spend money to get it. As a friend of mine was recently told, "beautiful women never have to buy batteries."

My thoughts of men having to spend money to have sex, is in no way intended to suggest that women are hookers. My suggestion is that if you want that handbag, you need to learn to bargain. ;-) Getting that handbag may be easier than you think. (State your needs and the costs to play.)

And the ones with "good personalities" have to buy lots of them AND learn to bargain...

Private sex allowed in a "PUBLIC" bathroom? What?

One argument that I like to make to homophobes is "Hey, it's not really as if gay people are hiding in your bushes and jump out and start having sex with eachother when you pull up into your driveway. Homosexuals don't ambush you in the milk aisle at the grocery store and start screwing." Any sort of sex in a public place is absolutely unacceptable. People obviously don't want their CHILDREN, who tend to be in most public places, hearing/seeing sex. Bathrooms are for relieving your bladder. You have a right to privacy as long as you are using that stall for its intended use.

I guess Larry Craig now thinks the ACLU is the greatest thing since sliced bread. Hhhmmmm...Talk about your "strange bedfellows, Larry"!!!

Any sort of sex in a public place is absolutely unacceptable. People obviously don't want their CHILDREN, who tend to be in most public places, hearing/seeing sex. Bathrooms are for relieving your bladder. You have a right to privacy as long as you are using that stall for its intended use.

Yes, it's a bathroom, not a sex room!

Sj, I hope your friend who was told that made a trip to the nearest convenience store and brought that stuck up girl back some batteries!