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I'm baaaaack! ...Sort of.

drunkkenartist avatar
Beach Fanatic
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OK Gang, after receiving many a threatening email and phone call, I've decided to make a public appearance. I realize I've been off the boards for awhile, but its nothing personal. Not really.

I've been working 7-7 five days a week and some weekends, all mandatory overtime as the company is downsizing and the rest of us are picking up the workload. I is tarred as all heck.

I finally, repeat FINALLY have been able to obtain high speed internet up here in BFE, (via satellite) and in the process of switching companies, to make a long story short, discovered I have been the victim of ID theft.
All it took was a variation of my email address, my home phone number and this lady from Bradenton Florida skimmed hundreds out of my checking account. Needless to say, I wasn't thrilled about logging in on line for anything. Fortunately, tech analyst that I am, knew how to track her down, and turned her IP address in to the FTC. Now I'm just waiting for a refund check from ATT. And waiting, and waiting, and waiting.....

I'm still not particularly happy about how easy it is to google everything from this website and am considering putting drunkkenartist to bed, especially since that is the vehicle the little id theftress used to bilk me bank account. I may have to reinvent myself and have an identity not tied to who I really am. Though y'all will know my posts by my usual sarcasm and dry wit.

I also was sick and tired and saddened and mortified to witness some of the activity taking place amongst this Sowal Family. It broke my heart and I wanted no part of it. For the most part it seemed to be over politics.

Well let me say this about that and then I'll say no more.

When I used to bartend, I had a cardinal rule. No RAP- Religion, Abortion & Politics. Anyone that brought it up was asked to shut up or leave.
I have never believed it to be polite to discuss such topics in mixed company, or any company for that matter as it serves no purpose but to cause ill feelings and strain and destroy friendships and families.

And I'll have no part of it.

I for the most part have always hung out in the lounge. The lounge to me, has always been a safe, stressfree, hasslefree zone.

I've said it before and I'll say it again. Life is short. You only go down this road once. I feel my job is to make people laugh, have a good time, and treat my friends and neighbors with kindness. I don't have time for negative energy and won't allow myself to be subjected to it.

I have enough stress in my life that I'll be danged if I'm going to log on to subject myself to even more.

I may be cute, but I'm not stoopid.

I've missed a great deal of my fellow Sowalians, but I don't miss bickering and backstabbing.

I've also set my timer for 30 minutes. When that bell goes off, I'm out of here. I'm no longer concerned with how many posts I have, for that to me is meaningless. I'm all about quality, not quantity.

MiniMe and I will be at the Ho-Dow...oops, sorry BB, er I meant Soiree.

I don't know what still needs to be done about the bonfire, don't you think with SWGB and I there that we'll have enuff flames?

And can someone PUH-LEASE tell me, WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED TO THIS SITE? I turned my back for a few moments (months) and BAM! It looks like MySpace part Deux.

Is there a tutorial to tell me how to use all these new fangled additions for this old fart stick in the mud who is too stressed to handle anymore changes? OK, I'll have a martini and get over it.

I've got 2 minutes left.

Oh what the heck, I'll reset the timer for another 15.

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

Good to be back.

Y'all play nice now. Don't make me pull a Doctor Phil on yo butts. Though it looks like Jerry Springer is still waiting in the wings.:floor:

Loveyamissyamuch:wub:

dka:drink:

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DD avatar
SoWal Expert
#77
Ok SGB, when I go to a gay club with my two dads why is it all the gay guys want to touch my boobs and hair?

Wait, what if that wasn't a gay club:shock:

:floor::floor:.......................:shock:..................:floor::floor:
Matt J avatar
SWGB
#78
Ok SGB, when I go to a gay club with my two dads why is it all the gay guys want to touch my boobs and hair?

Wait, what if that wasn't a gay club:shock:

Shhhh

That's when we are drunk and in a gay club. Most of us can't afford memory foam and that's the closest we'll get. Never experienced the sudden hair obsession though.

If it wasn't a gay club then you've been spreading the rep huh? :floor:
InletBchDweller avatar
SoWal Insider
#79
Shhhh

That's when we are drunk and in a gay club. Most of us can't afford memory foam and that's the closest we'll get. Never experienced the sudden hair obsession though.

If it wasn't a gay club then you've been spreading the rep huh? :floor:

memory foam...:floor::floor: i spent all that money on a temperpedic and I could have saved it and used the DD's!!!
Alicia Leonard avatar
SoWal Insider
#80
Shhhh

That's when we are drunk and in a gay club. Most of us can't afford memory foam and that's the closest we'll get. Never experienced the sudden hair obsession though.

If it wasn't a gay club then you've been spreading the rep huh? :floor:

No, honestly, I love clubbing with my two dads. But the minute we walk in the door I get touched all night, hair and boobs. It all good, love to party at the gay clubs with da boys.I have really long thick hair and I think the guys just like playing with it. Sometimes a guy will just walk past me and say Beyotch :biggrin:
Alicia Leonard avatar
SoWal Insider
#81
memory foam...:floor::floor: i spent all that money on a temperpedic and I could have saved it and used the DD's!!!


u2:floor::floor::floor::floor:
InletBchDweller avatar
SoWal Insider
#82
No, honestly, I love clubbing with my two dads. But the minute we walk in the door I get touched all night, hair and boobs. It all good, love to party at the gay clubs with da boys.I have really long thick hair and I think the guys just like playing with it. Sometimes a guy will just walk past me and say Beyotch :biggrin:

ok, get this...Mr. IBD loves going to Oz in New Orleans b/c he loves to dance. He is not worried about the guys at all. He just wants to have funn!!! To me, the gay clubs are da best!!!
Matt J avatar
SWGB
#83
No, honestly, I love clubbing with my two dads. But the minute we walk in the door I get touched all night, hair and boobs. It all good, love to party at the gay clubs with da boys.I have really long thick hair and I think the guys just like playing with it. Sometimes a guy will just walk past me and say Beyotch :biggrin:

That's because they are making sure you aren't a drag queen! :floor::funn:

The beyotch comment is only to see if you talk and they can scare up an adams apple. :rofl:
Alicia Leonard avatar
SoWal Insider
#84
ok, get this...Mr. IBD loves going to Oz in New Orleans b/c he loves to dance. He is not worried about the guys at all. He just wants to have funn!!! To me, the gay clubs are da best!!!

I think they are the most fun. I can go, party and I know I'm not there to get picked up or hit on:biggrin:
Matt J avatar
SWGB
#85
ok, get this...Mr. IBD loves going to Oz in New Orleans b/c he loves to dance. He is not worried about the guys at all. He just wants to have funn!!! To me, the gay clubs are da best!!!

I have tons of straight male friends that basically turn into mimbos in a gay club. One friend hasn't spent money on drinks in probably 2 years "playing" the guys in the club.
Alicia Leonard avatar
SoWal Insider
#86
That's because they are making sure you aren't a drag queen! :floor::funn:

The beyotch comment is only to see if you talk and they can scare up an adams apple. :rofl:

:wub:u

I:ninja::ninja: x2
Alicia Leonard avatar
SoWal Insider
#87
I have tons of straight male friends that basically turn into mimbos in a gay club. One friend hasn't spent money on drinks in probably 2 years "playing" the guys in the club.

:floor::floor::floor::rofl:
Matt J avatar
SWGB
#88
I feel a new thread coming on!

Oh nevermind, who wants to go to the gay bar in PCB?
Alicia Leonard avatar
SoWal Insider
#89
I feel a new thread coming on!

Oh nevermind, who wants to go to the gay bar in PCB?

Have you ever been to the huge one in Dothan? Like 7 different rooms.
InletBchDweller avatar
SoWal Insider
#90
Have you ever been to the huge one in Dothan? Like 7 different rooms.

yes, saw a great drag show there....road trip anyone????
Alicia Leonard avatar
SoWal Insider
#91
yes, saw a great drag show there....road trip anyone????

They have the best drag shows, don't they:clap::clap::clap:
Matt J avatar
SWGB
#92
I've never been, sounds like a date to me!
Alicia Leonard avatar
SoWal Insider
#93
I've never been, sounds like a date to me!
:clap::clap::clap:
One half of my two dads lives there. We will have to plan it when he has a weekend off, so I can drive his drunk a$$ to the waffle house one more time:biggrin:
drunkkenartist avatar
Beach FanaticAuthor
#94
Not 'til I can afford some bigger boobs.


Can you turn in reps and points for Boobs,

kinda like Eagle Stamps?


you can still let the captain know if it is cold or hot outside so that is all good!!!:shock::lol::biggrin:

I just spit out my drink! :yikes:

:lol: I tried to rep you, but I'm out for tonight. :roll:

All repped up and nowhere to go....

Boobs, smoobs, mine have their own zip code. :floor:

Look guys, I leave you alone for two hours and come back to two more pages about Boobs and Gay Bars. And I don't have much use for either!
:funn::funn::funn::funn::funn::funn::funn::funn::funn:​
Alicia Leonard avatar
SoWal Insider
#95
Can you turn in reps and points for Boobs,

kinda like Eagle Stamps?




I just spit out my drink! :yikes:



All repped up and nowhere to go....



Look guys, I leave you alone for two hours and come back to two more pages about Boobs and Gay Bars. And I don't have much use for either!
:funn::funn::funn::funn::funn::funn::funn::funn::funn:​
:floor::floor::floor::floor::floor:
Matt J avatar
SWGB
#96
Look guys, I leave you alone for two hours and come back to two more pages about Boobs and Gay Bars. And I don't have much use for either!

:funn::funn::funn::funn::funn::funn::funn::funn::funn:​

cough cough LIAR cough cough
Alicia Leonard avatar
SoWal Insider
#97
cough cough LIAR cough cough


Classic:clap::clap::clap:
drunkkenartist avatar
Beach FanaticAuthor
#98


Reps, Gay Bars and Boobs,
Oh My!
Alicia Leonard avatar
SoWal Insider
#99


Reps, Gay Bars and Boobs,
Oh My!
Why is the tin man checking Dorthy's boobs out:idontno::floor::floor:
Matt J avatar
SWGB
#100
Why is the tin man checking Dorthy's boobs out:idontno::floor::floor:

Cause the scarecrow is pinching the lion's ass! :floor::lolabove:
Alicia Leonard avatar
SoWal Insider
#101
Cause the scarecrow is pinching the lion's ass! :floor::lolabove:

And from the looks of it, he's liking it:biggrin:

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