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I'm baaaaack! ...Sort of.

drunkkenartist avatar
Beach Fanatic
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OK Gang, after receiving many a threatening email and phone call, I've decided to make a public appearance. I realize I've been off the boards for awhile, but its nothing personal. Not really.

I've been working 7-7 five days a week and some weekends, all mandatory overtime as the company is downsizing and the rest of us are picking up the workload. I is tarred as all heck.

I finally, repeat FINALLY have been able to obtain high speed internet up here in BFE, (via satellite) and in the process of switching companies, to make a long story short, discovered I have been the victim of ID theft.
All it took was a variation of my email address, my home phone number and this lady from Bradenton Florida skimmed hundreds out of my checking account. Needless to say, I wasn't thrilled about logging in on line for anything. Fortunately, tech analyst that I am, knew how to track her down, and turned her IP address in to the FTC. Now I'm just waiting for a refund check from ATT. And waiting, and waiting, and waiting.....

I'm still not particularly happy about how easy it is to google everything from this website and am considering putting drunkkenartist to bed, especially since that is the vehicle the little id theftress used to bilk me bank account. I may have to reinvent myself and have an identity not tied to who I really am. Though y'all will know my posts by my usual sarcasm and dry wit.

I also was sick and tired and saddened and mortified to witness some of the activity taking place amongst this Sowal Family. It broke my heart and I wanted no part of it. For the most part it seemed to be over politics.

Well let me say this about that and then I'll say no more.

When I used to bartend, I had a cardinal rule. No RAP- Religion, Abortion & Politics. Anyone that brought it up was asked to shut up or leave.
I have never believed it to be polite to discuss such topics in mixed company, or any company for that matter as it serves no purpose but to cause ill feelings and strain and destroy friendships and families.

And I'll have no part of it.

I for the most part have always hung out in the lounge. The lounge to me, has always been a safe, stressfree, hasslefree zone.

I've said it before and I'll say it again. Life is short. You only go down this road once. I feel my job is to make people laugh, have a good time, and treat my friends and neighbors with kindness. I don't have time for negative energy and won't allow myself to be subjected to it.

I have enough stress in my life that I'll be danged if I'm going to log on to subject myself to even more.

I may be cute, but I'm not stoopid.

I've missed a great deal of my fellow Sowalians, but I don't miss bickering and backstabbing.

I've also set my timer for 30 minutes. When that bell goes off, I'm out of here. I'm no longer concerned with how many posts I have, for that to me is meaningless. I'm all about quality, not quantity.

MiniMe and I will be at the Ho-Dow...oops, sorry BB, er I meant Soiree.

I don't know what still needs to be done about the bonfire, don't you think with SWGB and I there that we'll have enuff flames?

And can someone PUH-LEASE tell me, WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED TO THIS SITE? I turned my back for a few moments (months) and BAM! It looks like MySpace part Deux.

Is there a tutorial to tell me how to use all these new fangled additions for this old fart stick in the mud who is too stressed to handle anymore changes? OK, I'll have a martini and get over it.

I've got 2 minutes left.

Oh what the heck, I'll reset the timer for another 15.

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

Good to be back.

Y'all play nice now. Don't make me pull a Doctor Phil on yo butts. Though it looks like Jerry Springer is still waiting in the wings.:floor:

Loveyamissyamuch:wub:

dka:drink:

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Matt J avatar
SWGB
#102
And from the looks of it, he's liking it:biggrin:

He should he's the traditionally "homo" character from the WOZ.
drunkkenartist avatar
Beach FanaticAuthor
#103
Why is the tin man checking Dorthy's boobs out:idontno::floor::floor:

Well, he's certainly not checking out her BASKET!

:yikes::rofl::floor::funn:

Besides, he probably just wants to touch her hair.....;-)
Allifunn avatar
FunnChef - AlisonCooks.com
#104
:floor::floor:So glad your are back! I tried to rep you for your new tar, but I've given too much rep this morning :roll: I LOVE LOVE LOVE your tar baby!!!!!:clap:

You and SGB make me pee my pants!!!!! :funn:
NoHall avatar
hmmmm......can't remember
#105
Wow...I'm awake after reading this! :rolling::blink:
InletBchDweller avatar
SoWal Insider
#106
They have the best drag shows, don't they:clap::clap::clap:
yes

Why is the tin man checking Dorthy's boobs out:idontno::floor::floor:
OMG, spewed coffee!!:floor: Hey did yall notice our thread with all the jokes was removed.....we were on a roll I thought...:confused:
NoHall avatar
hmmmm......can't remember
#107
yes

OMG, spewed coffee!!:floor: Hey did yall notice our thread with all the jokes was removed.....we were on a roll I thought...:confused:

Nope. It's still there. It's just not funny anymore...:(
Beachbummette avatar
SoWal Insider
#108
Have you ever been to the huge one in Dothan? Like 7 different rooms.

Dothan?! As in Dothan, AL?!

yes, saw a great drag show there....road trip anyone????


You rang? :wave:
InletBchDweller avatar
SoWal Insider
#109
Dothan?! As in Dothan, AL?!




You rang? :wave:

yes, dothan......

actually I need to make a trip to Dothan, wanna meet????
Beachbummette avatar
SoWal Insider
#110
yes, dothan......

actually I need to make a trip to Dothan, wanna meet????

Dothan?! (who knew!) I love a good drag show...when is the next one?

My uncle that I was raised with is only three years older than I and gay. The first gay club I went to with him back in the mid 80's was an eye opener, the guys kept staring....and staring...talking behind their hands....and pointing..he laughed and said "They think you are a drag queen and they can't find your adams apple!" I am 5'8 and had on high heeled black pumps, black hose, black leather pencil skirt, large shouldered (it WAS the 80's) cream wrap blouse.....I guess I could have been a man....:idontno: :blink: I've never had to buy a drink in gay club yet.
elgordoboy avatar
Beach Fanatic
#111
Nope. It's still there. It's just not funny anymore...:(
Change your perspective and laugh at now not with as you prviously were and it is still funny.
And a very heartfelt WB to DKA. The board sings again!
NoHall avatar
hmmmm......can't remember
#112
Change your perspective and laugh at now not with as you prviously were and it is still funny.
And a very heartfelt WB to DKA. The board sings again!

More funn to laugh with...I'm hanging out here for a while! :wave:
scooterbug44 avatar
SoWal Expert
#113
I have tons of straight male friends that basically turn into mimbos in a gay club. One friend hasn't spent money on drinks in probably 2 years "playing" the guys in the club.

Why have I never met these "tons of straight male friends"? :idontno:
LightWorker avatar
Beach Fanatic
#114
Why have I never met these "tons of straight male friends"? :idontno:


Amen to that...:biggrin: ​
Allifunn avatar
FunnChef - AlisonCooks.com
#115
What I wanna know is where the heck is Allifunn? ;-)
I wish I deserved that wink....:roll:
I was working on my book, and thank goodness I did not get started on the board last night, I would have gotten NOTHING done!

I want to go to Dothan!! Sounds like a blast!
Beachbummette avatar
SoWal Insider
#116
I wish I deserved that wink....:roll:
I was working on my book, and thank goodness I did not get started on the board last night, I would have gotten NOTHING done!

I want to go to Dothan!! Sounds like a blast!

Roadtrip! :wave:
ktschris avatar
Beach Fanatic
#117


Reps, Gay Bars and Boobs,
Oh My!


Sorry if you are calling them boobs..... they should be more like this:
Alicia Leonard avatar
SoWal Insider
#118
Sorry if you are calling them boobs..... they should be more like this:

:floor::floor::floor::floor::floor::clap::clap::wave:
I repped ya fer this one
ktschris avatar
Beach Fanatic
#119
:wub: Thanks!
Matt J avatar
SWGB
#120
:floor::floor:So glad your are back! I tried to rep you for your new tar, but I've given too much rep this morning :roll: I LOVE LOVE LOVE your tar baby!!!!!:clap:

You and SGB make me pee my pants!!!!! :funn:

Well, that all depends. :cool:

Why have I never met these "tons of straight male friends"? :idontno:

None of them meet the qualifications of your list.

DD avatar
SoWal Expert
#121
I wish I deserved that wink....:roll:
I was working on my book, and thank goodness I did not get started on the board last night, I would have gotten NOTHING done!

I want to go to Dothan!! Sounds like a blast!

Oh, I think you know you deserve that wink. :wub::wave:
InletBchDweller avatar
SoWal Insider
#122
None of them meet the qualifications of your list.


:floor::floor: Allifunn, you aint that bad, are ya???:floor:
Matt J avatar
SWGB
#123
:floor::floor: Allifunn, you aint that bad, are ya???:floor:

That was for scooterbug. :wave:
Beachbummette avatar
SoWal Insider
#124
Well, that all depends. :cool:



None of them meet the qualifications of your list.




:floor: Scooterbug does have a long list!

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