Cleavage Filtered

Beach Lover

May 22, '08 · 9:12 AM1,159

Tired of the same old boring Planter's Assorted Nuts?

Well, try something new! Cleavage Filtered Dee's Assorted Nuts ensure that your nuts are dropped through the cleavage of some hot chick on their way to the container. :rolling:

Think I'm kidding?

My friend found Dee's Nuts a few days ago and called in for an order (as a joke for his brother). Apparently, these nuts are so popular that the distribution center that opened in the Big Bend area two months ago is sold out! This idea was so hysterical to my friend, he offered to work as a sales rep for the company.

If you want to try any, just tell me and Jeremy will be able to get them for you at a cheaper price than the website.

http://www.deesassortednuts.com/

Replies

Beach Fanatic

May 22, '08 · 4:36 PM#27

The photos in this thread (save one) have left me permanently emotionally scarred. I'm going to sue you all.

No kidding. I think I'm more disturbed by the photos than the idea of eating nuts dropped down some strangers cleavage. And, that's saying a lot considering I'm deathly allergic to peanuts.

SWGB

May 22, '08 · 4:57 PM#28

The photos in this thread (save one) have left me permanently emotionally scarred. I'm going to sue you all.

You might want to rethink that, have you seen what's being offered up in the buy/sell/trade forum?

Beach Fanatic

May 22, '08 · 7:49 PM#29

Oh Skunky, tell your test tube story!

hmmmm......can't remember

May 22, '08 · 7:53 PM#30

After finally reading this thread (it has been a busy day) I've decided once and for all that most of the nuts never made it in the can. ;-) :wave:

Beach Lover

May 22, '08 · 9:21 PM#31

No kidding. I think I'm more disturbed by the photos than the idea of eating nuts dropped down some strangers cleavage. And, that's saying a lot considering I'm deathly allergic to peanuts.

Shallowsnole is allergic to tree nuts. Now she eats peanuts all the time.

Beach Lover

May 22, '08 · 9:25 PM#32

Shallowsnole is allergic to tree nuts. Now she eats peanuts all the time.

Where can I get some of those nuts you're talking about? :wub:

Edited May 22, '08 · 9:35 PM

Beach Fanatic

May 22, '08 · 9:27 PM#33

Oh wow, tree nut allergies are a lot less common. I'm only allergic to the peanuts, but having been that way my entire life, it's made me not really care for any nuts. As a child, because I wasn't capable of differentiating all the different nuts by sight (especially in baked goods), I was trained not to eat anything containing nuts. So of course, now I just don't care for them. Except almonds, I like almonds

Beach LoverAuthor

May 22, '08 · 9:53 PM#34

Apparently, they only filter the nuts through said stranger's cleavage when they're still in the shell.

Which leads me to believe there are a lot of Dee's girls with some insane peanut burn.

This thread has gotten way out of control and I'm just loving it! :rolling:

SWGB

May 22, '08 · 10:20 PM#35

Apparently, they only filter the nuts through said stranger's cleavage when they're still in the shell.

Which leads me to believe there are a lot of Dee's girls with some insane peanut burn.

This thread has gotten way out of control and I'm just loving it!

You did start it.