Up front, let me establish the fact that I'm a macho guy, who is happily married to the same Gypsea since college. But at times, things go on in this Cap'nCrazy world that need to be questioned.
For example..... Why is Nicole Kidman constantly attracted to shorter men? Not that Keith Urban is complaining, but I fear the same end for him that was the fate of Mr. Cruse.
The second question that escapes me is what to get Nicole and Keith for Christmas? I know this same burning question has been stumping many of you for weeks, so I thought it might be fun to see if you can help me decide.
"On the first day of Christmas, I gave Nicole and Keith......... A ghost's chance in yoooouuuu know where!!!!
On the second day on Christmas, I gave Nicole and Keith........(keep it going) :?:
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Smiling JOeSmiling JOeSoWal Expert31,643 postsJoined View profileMessageSoWal Expert
Smiling JOeSoWal Expert31,643 postsJoined View profileMessageSoWal ExpertUp front, let me establish the fact that I'm a macho guy, who is happily married to the same Gypsea since college. But at times, things go on in this Cap'nCrazy world that need to be questioned.
For example..... Why is Nicole Kidman constantly attracted to shorter men? Not that Keith Urban is complaining, but I fear the same end for him that was the fate of Mr. Cruse.
The second question that escapes me is what to get Nicole and Keith for Christmas? I know this same burning question has been stumping many of you for weeks, so I thought it might be fun to see if you can help me decide.
"On the first day of Christmas, I gave Nicole and Keith......... A ghost's chance in yoooouuuu know where!!!!
On the second day on Christmas, I gave Nicole and Keith........(keep it going) :?:
CaptCrazy, you are going to fit into the Lounge just fine. ;-)
What year did you graduate the Academy?
lindatatlindatatquirtyToo far from the beach (Chicago 'Burbs)2,813 postsJoined View profileMessagequirty
lindatatquirtyToo far from the beach (Chicago 'Burbs)2,813 postsJoined View profileMessagequirtyOn the second day on Christmas, I gave Nicole and Keith........(keep it going) :?:
.....a pair of platform cowboy boots????
In Nicole's defense (and as a woman who is 5' 10") it's not a matter of being attracted to shorter men. Just seems like it usually works out that way - most of the tall men I know are with petite ladies.
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Cap'nCrazyCap'nCrazyBeach LoverPittsburgh/Watercolor105 postsJoined View profileMessageBeach LoverAuthor
Cap'nCrazyBeach LoverPittsburgh/Watercolor105 postsJoined View profileMessageBeach LoverAuthorOK.
"Two platform cowboy boots, and a ghost's chance in yoooouuuu know where...
On the Third day of Christmas I gave Nicole and Keith, Three.........??????
"Two platform cowboy boots, and a ghost's chance in yoooouuuu know where...
On the Third day of Christmas I gave Nicole and Keith, Three.........??????
BdargBdargBeach FanaticPoint Washington341 postsJoined View profileMessageBeach Fanatic
BdargBeach FanaticPoint Washington341 postsJoined View profileMessageBeach FanaticThree calling cards from tall and eligible men
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Cap'nCrazyCap'nCrazyBeach LoverPittsburgh/Watercolor105 postsJoined View profileMessageBeach LoverAuthor
Cap'nCrazyBeach LoverPittsburgh/Watercolor105 postsJoined View profileMessageBeach LoverAuthorCaptCrazy, you are going to fit into the Lounge just fine. ;-)
What year did you graduate the Academy?
Many moons ago, my friend. We were known as the "flower children of the Brigade" back in '75. Beat Army (we did)!!! Fly Navy!!!
Cap'nCrazyCap'nCrazyBeach LoverPittsburgh/Watercolor105 postsJoined View profileMessageBeach LoverAuthor
Cap'nCrazyBeach LoverPittsburgh/Watercolor105 postsJoined View profileMessageBeach LoverAuthorThree calling cards from straight and eligible men
OK.
Three Calling Cards (from straight and eligible men), two Platform Cowboy Boots, and A Ghost's Chance in Yoooouuuuu Know Where......
On the fourth day of Christmas, I gave Nicole and Keith..........???????
Miss KittyMiss KittyMeow47,011 postsJoined View profileMessageMeow
Miss KittyMeow47,011 postsJoined View profileMessageMeowOK.
Three Calling Cards (from straight and eligible men), two Platform Cowboy Boots, and A Ghost's Chance in Yoooouuuuu Know Where......
On the fourth day of Christmas, I gave Nicole and Keith..........???????
Four shrimp on the barbee?
JdargJdargSoWal Expert18,040 postsJoined View profileMessageSoWal Expert
JdargSoWal Expert18,040 postsJoined View profileMessageSoWal ExpertOn the fifth day of Christmas, I gave Nicole and Keith....
5 pics of Tom - to remind Nicole that moving on was a good thing!
5 pics of Tom - to remind Nicole that moving on was a good thing!
Cap'nCrazyCap'nCrazyBeach LoverPittsburgh/Watercolor105 postsJoined View profileMessageBeach LoverAuthor
Cap'nCrazyBeach LoverPittsburgh/Watercolor105 postsJoined View profileMessageBeach LoverAuthorFour shrimp on the barbee?
OK.
Four Shrimp on the Barbee, Three Calling Cards (from straight and eligible men), Two Platfrom Cowboy Boots, and a Ghost's Chance in Yoooouuuu Know Where.
On the Fifth day of Christmas, I gave Nicole and Keith.........????????
katie bluekatie bluekt looin perpetual motion1,068 postsJoined View profileMessagekt loo
katie bluekt looin perpetual motion1,068 postsJoined View profileMessagekt looFive Open Flings!
JdargJdargSoWal Expert18,040 postsJoined View profileMessageSoWal Expert
JdargSoWal Expert18,040 postsJoined View profileMessageSoWal ExpertOn the 6th day---
6 dozen Krispy Kreme donuts- they both look a little scrawny.
6 dozen Krispy Kreme donuts- they both look a little scrawny.
Cap'nCrazyCap'nCrazyBeach LoverPittsburgh/Watercolor105 postsJoined View profileMessageBeach LoverAuthor
Cap'nCrazyBeach LoverPittsburgh/Watercolor105 postsJoined View profileMessageBeach LoverAuthorOn the 6th day---
6 dozen Krispy Kreme donuts- they both look a little scrawny.
GOOD ONES!!!!
OK.
Six Dozen Krispy Kremes (they're scrawny), FIVE OPEN FLINGS (or FIVE PICS OF TOM), Four Shrimp on the Barbee, Three Calling Cards (from Tall and Eligible men), Two Platform Cowboy Boots, and a Ghost's Chance in Yoooouuuuu Know Where.
On the Seventh day of Christmas, I gave Nicole and Keith.......????????
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katie bluekatie bluekt looin perpetual motion1,068 postsJoined View profileMessagekt loo
katie bluekt looin perpetual motion1,068 postsJoined View profileMessagekt loooops didnt see your "5", jdarg, sorry!
JdargJdargSoWal Expert18,040 postsJoined View profileMessageSoWal Expert
JdargSoWal Expert18,040 postsJoined View profileMessageSoWal Expertoops didnt see your "5", jdarg, sorry!
That's OK- Keith and Nicole need all the help they can get!
peapod1980peapod1980percyUp the hill from the Gateway Arch4,591 postsJoined View profileMessagepercy
peapod1980percyUp the hill from the Gateway Arch4,591 postsJoined View profileMessagepercyGOOD ONES!!!!7 dingoes howling...
OK.
Six Dozen Krispy Kremes (they're scrawny), FIVE OPEN FLINGS (or FIVE PICS OF TOM), Four Shrimp on the Barbee, Three Calling Cards (from Tall and Eligible men), Two Platform Cowboy Boots, and a Ghost's Chance in Yoooouuuuu Know Where.
On the Seventh day of Christmas, I gave Nicole and Keith.......????????
Cap'nCrazyCap'nCrazyBeach LoverPittsburgh/Watercolor105 postsJoined View profileMessageBeach LoverAuthor
Cap'nCrazyBeach LoverPittsburgh/Watercolor105 postsJoined View profileMessageBeach LoverAuthoroops didnt see your "5", jdarg, sorry!
OK.
We're going with "Seven Pics of Tom, Six Dozen Krispy Kremes, FIVE OPEN FLINGS, Four Shrimp on the Barbee, Three Calling Cards (of Tall and Eligible Men), Two Platform Cowboy Boots, and a Ghost's Chance in Yooooouuuuu Know Where.
On the Eighth day of Christmas, I gave Nicole and Keith........????????
JdargJdargSoWal Expert18,040 postsJoined View profileMessageSoWal Expert
JdargSoWal Expert18,040 postsJoined View profileMessageSoWal Expert8 Magic 8 balls- they can wake up every morning and ask the balls "Should we be a couple another day?", or "Will Keith ever get taller"??
peapod1980peapod1980percyUp the hill from the Gateway Arch4,591 postsJoined View profileMessagepercy
peapod1980percyUp the hill from the Gateway Arch4,591 postsJoined View profileMessagepercyOK.Either my dingoes got dissed, or I'm counting in the wrong direction... :doh:
We're going with "Seven Pics of Tom, Six Dozen Krispy Kremes, FIVE OPEN FLINGS, Four Shrimp on the Barbee, Three Calling Cards (of Tall and Eligible Men), Two Platform Cowboy Boots, and a Ghost's Chance in Yooooouuuuu Know Where.
On the Eighth day of Christmas, I gave Nicole and Keith........????????
JdargJdargSoWal Expert18,040 postsJoined View profileMessageSoWal Expert
JdargSoWal Expert18,040 postsJoined View profileMessageSoWal ExpertEither my dingoes got dissed, or I'm counting in the wrong direction... :doh:We are all posting at the same time- so Cap'n Crazy is Cap'n of this game and organizing the answers!?!
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