Up front, let me establish the fact that I'm a macho guy, who is happily married to the same Gypsea since college. But at times, things go on in this Cap'nCrazy world that need to be questioned.
For example..... Why is Nicole Kidman constantly attracted to shorter men? Not that Keith Urban is complaining, but I fear the same end for him that was the fate of Mr. Cruse.
The second question that escapes me is what to get Nicole and Keith for Christmas? I know this same burning question has been stumping many of you for weeks, so I thought it might be fun to see if you can help me decide.
"On the first day of Christmas, I gave Nicole and Keith......... A ghost's chance in yoooouuuu know where!!!!
On the second day on Christmas, I gave Nicole and Keith........(keep it going) :?:
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SoWal Expert
Up front, let me establish the fact that I'm a macho guy, who is happily married to the same Gypsea since college. But at times, things go on in this Cap'nCrazy world that need to be questioned.
For example..... Why is Nicole Kidman constantly attracted to shorter men? Not that Keith Urban is complaining, but I fear the same end for him that was the fate of Mr. Cruse.
The second question that escapes me is what to get Nicole and Keith for Christmas? I know this same burning question has been stumping many of you for weeks, so I thought it might be fun to see if you can help me decide.
"On the first day of Christmas, I gave Nicole and Keith......... A ghost's chance in yoooouuuu know where!!!!
On the second day on Christmas, I gave Nicole and Keith........(keep it going) :?:
CaptCrazy, you are going to fit into the Lounge just fine. ;-)
What year did you graduate the Academy?
quirty
On the second day on Christmas, I gave Nicole and Keith........(keep it going) :?:
.....a pair of platform cowboy boots????
In Nicole's defense (and as a woman who is 5' 10") it's not a matter of being attracted to shorter men. Just seems like it usually works out that way - most of the tall men I know are with petite ladies.
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Beach LoverAuthor
OK.
"Two platform cowboy boots, and a ghost's chance in yoooouuuu know where...
On the Third day of Christmas I gave Nicole and Keith, Three.........??????
"Two platform cowboy boots, and a ghost's chance in yoooouuuu know where...
On the Third day of Christmas I gave Nicole and Keith, Three.........??????
Beach Fanatic
Three calling cards from tall and eligible men
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Beach LoverAuthor
CaptCrazy, you are going to fit into the Lounge just fine. ;-)
What year did you graduate the Academy?
Many moons ago, my friend. We were known as the "flower children of the Brigade" back in '75. Beat Army (we did)!!! Fly Navy!!!
Beach LoverAuthor
Three calling cards from straight and eligible men
OK.
Three Calling Cards (from straight and eligible men), two Platform Cowboy Boots, and A Ghost's Chance in Yoooouuuuu Know Where......
On the fourth day of Christmas, I gave Nicole and Keith..........???????
Meow
OK.
Three Calling Cards (from straight and eligible men), two Platform Cowboy Boots, and A Ghost's Chance in Yoooouuuuu Know Where......
On the fourth day of Christmas, I gave Nicole and Keith..........???????
Four shrimp on the barbee?
SoWal Expert
On the fifth day of Christmas, I gave Nicole and Keith....
5 pics of Tom - to remind Nicole that moving on was a good thing!
5 pics of Tom - to remind Nicole that moving on was a good thing!
Beach LoverAuthor
Four shrimp on the barbee?
OK.
Four Shrimp on the Barbee, Three Calling Cards (from straight and eligible men), Two Platfrom Cowboy Boots, and a Ghost's Chance in Yoooouuuu Know Where.
On the Fifth day of Christmas, I gave Nicole and Keith.........????????
kt loo
Five Open Flings!
SoWal Expert
On the 6th day---
6 dozen Krispy Kreme donuts- they both look a little scrawny.
6 dozen Krispy Kreme donuts- they both look a little scrawny.
Beach LoverAuthor
On the 6th day---
6 dozen Krispy Kreme donuts- they both look a little scrawny.
GOOD ONES!!!!
OK.
Six Dozen Krispy Kremes (they're scrawny), FIVE OPEN FLINGS (or FIVE PICS OF TOM), Four Shrimp on the Barbee, Three Calling Cards (from Tall and Eligible men), Two Platform Cowboy Boots, and a Ghost's Chance in Yoooouuuuu Know Where.
On the Seventh day of Christmas, I gave Nicole and Keith.......????????
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kt loo
oops didnt see your "5", jdarg, sorry!
SoWal Expert
oops didnt see your "5", jdarg, sorry!
That's OK- Keith and Nicole need all the help they can get!
percy
GOOD ONES!!!!7 dingoes howling...
OK.
Six Dozen Krispy Kremes (they're scrawny), FIVE OPEN FLINGS (or FIVE PICS OF TOM), Four Shrimp on the Barbee, Three Calling Cards (from Tall and Eligible men), Two Platform Cowboy Boots, and a Ghost's Chance in Yoooouuuuu Know Where.
On the Seventh day of Christmas, I gave Nicole and Keith.......????????
Beach LoverAuthor
oops didnt see your "5", jdarg, sorry!
OK.
We're going with "Seven Pics of Tom, Six Dozen Krispy Kremes, FIVE OPEN FLINGS, Four Shrimp on the Barbee, Three Calling Cards (of Tall and Eligible Men), Two Platform Cowboy Boots, and a Ghost's Chance in Yooooouuuuu Know Where.
On the Eighth day of Christmas, I gave Nicole and Keith........????????
SoWal Expert
8 Magic 8 balls- they can wake up every morning and ask the balls "Should we be a couple another day?", or "Will Keith ever get taller"??
percy
OK.Either my dingoes got dissed, or I'm counting in the wrong direction...
We're going with "Seven Pics of Tom, Six Dozen Krispy Kremes, FIVE OPEN FLINGS, Four Shrimp on the Barbee, Three Calling Cards (of Tall and Eligible Men), Two Platform Cowboy Boots, and a Ghost's Chance in Yooooouuuuu Know Where.
On the Eighth day of Christmas, I gave Nicole and Keith........????????
SoWal Expert
Either my dingoes got dissed, or I'm counting in the wrong direction...We are all posting at the same time- so Cap'n Crazy is Cap'n of this game and organizing the answers!?!
Beach LoverAuthor
OK.
We're going with "Seven Pics of Tom, Six Dozen Krispy Kremes, FIVE OPEN FLINGS, Four Shrimp on the Barbee, Three Calling Cards (of Tall and Eligible Men), Two Platform Cowboy Boots, and a Ghost's Chance in Yooooouuuuu Know Where.
On the Eighth day of Christmas, I gave Nicole and Keith........????????
OK. Here's the latest::::::::My call
Nine Dingoes Howling, Eight Magic Balls (Magic Eight Balls), Seven Pics of Tom, Six Dozen Krispy Kremes, FIVE OPEN FLINGS, Four Shrimp on the Barbee, Three Calling Cards (from tall and eligible men), Two Platform Cowboy Boots, and a Ghost's Chance in Yooouuuu Know Where.
On the tenth day of CHristmas, I gave Nicole and Keith......????????
percy
We are all posting at the same time- so Cap'n Crazy is Cap'n of this game and organizing the answers!?!He'll learn his lesson, won't he?
SoWal Expert
10 margeritas with Jessifunn and Whiteyfunn- when they get to Nashville!
quirty
He'll learn his lesson, won't he?
Was he CRAZY before or after he tried getting us all organized?
Beach LoverAuthor
Was he CRAZY before or after he tried getting us all organized?
OK.
Ten Margeritas, Nine Dingoes Howling, Eight Magic Eight Balls, Seven Pics of Tom, Six Dozen Krispy Kremes, FIVE OPEN FLINGS, Four Barbee Shrimp, Three Calling Cards, Two Platform Boots, and a Ghost's Chance in Yoooouuuuu Know Where.
On the Eleventh day of Christmas, I gave Nicole and Keith......???????
Give me 11 and 12, so we can sing the whole song!!!!!!
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Beach Fanatic
Eleven paparazzi clicking
...what to end with??...
...maybe true hollywood
twelve divorce lawyers frothing?
...what to end with??...
...maybe true hollywood
twelve divorce lawyers frothing?
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