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Nicole and Keith

Cap'nCrazy avatar
Cap'nCrazyBeach Lover
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Up front, let me establish the fact that I'm a macho guy, who is happily married to the same Gypsea since college. But at times, things go on in this Cap'nCrazy world that need to be questioned.

For example..... Why is Nicole Kidman constantly attracted to shorter men? Not that Keith Urban is complaining, but I fear the same end for him that was the fate of Mr. Cruse.

The second question that escapes me is what to get Nicole and Keith for Christmas? I know this same burning question has been stumping many of you for weeks, so I thought it might be fun to see if you can help me decide.

"On the first day of Christmas, I gave Nicole and Keith......... A ghost's chance in yoooouuuu know where!!!!

On the second day on Christmas, I gave Nicole and Keith........(keep it going) :?:

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Cap'nCrazy avatar
Cap'nCrazyBeach LoverAuthor
#27
Eleven paparazzi clicking

...what to end with??...

...maybe true hollywood

twelve divorce lawyers frothing?

OK.

You guys are awesome!!!

Here's the whole song::::::

Twelve lawyers frothing,
Eleven paparazzi clicking
Ten margeritas,
Nine dingoes howling,
Eight magic eight balls,
Seven pics of Tom,
Six dozen Krispy Kremes,
FIVE OPEN FLINGS,
Four barbee shrimp,
Three calling cards (from tall and eligible men)
Two platform cowboy boots,
AND A GHOST"S CHANCE IN YOOOOUUUUU KNOW WHERE!!!!!!!!!!

Now I can go pack for my trip down to SoWal. See you soon!!!!! :lol: :lol:
peapod1980 avatar
peapod1980percy
#28
OK.

You guys are awesome!!!

Here's the whole song::::::

Twelve lawyers frothing,
Eleven paparazzi clicking
Ten margeritas,
Nine dingoes howling,
Eight magic eight balls,
Seven pics of Tom,
Six dozen Krispy Kremes,
FIVE OPEN FLINGS,
Four barbee shrimp,
Three calling cards (from tall and eligible men)
Two platform cowboy boots,
AND A GHOST"S CHANCE IN YOOOOUUUUU KNOW WHERE!!!!!!!!!!

Now I can go pack for my trip down to SoWal. See you soon!!!!! :lol: :lol:
Can't wait to do this one in a SoWal singalong!
Miss Kitty avatar
Miss KittyMeow
#29
Wow...I am amazed that the Cap was able to wrangle all these sowallers!!! I bow to your management skills C'nC!!
Beach Crazy avatar
Beach Crazycracker
#30
Wow...I am amazed that the Cap was able to wrangle all these sowallers!!! I bow to your management skills C'nC!!

Hey Miss Kitty!! I figured you'd be cat napping by now!! :funn:
katie blue avatar
katie bluekt loo
#31
Man oh man. Look how he kept us tangential, attention-challenged SoWallers in line to whip that out so quickly and cleanly. There's some Navy training for you.

:welcome: Cap'n!
Miss Kitty avatar
Miss KittyMeow
#32
Man oh man. Look how he kept us tangential, attention-challenged SoWallers in line to whip that out so quickly and cleanly. There's some Navy training for you.

:welcome: Cap'n!

HA! And I STILL love those penguins!!
katie blue avatar
katie bluekt loo
#33
I know, I'm not over them quite yet either. ;-) I keep finding new things, like the perfect penguin-shaped ice hole after he falls in, a la Bugs Bunny.
jessifunn avatar
jessifunnsuperJfunn
#34
a map back to australia
whiteyfunn avatar
whiteyfunnSoWal Staff
#35
OK.

Three Calling Cards (from straight and eligible men), two Platform Cowboy Boots, and A Ghost's Chance in Yoooouuuuu Know Where......

On the fourth day of Christmas, I gave Nicole and Keith..........???????

Three Funns on SoWal.com
whiteyfunn avatar
whiteyfunnSoWal Staff
#36
Jdarg...how far is Nashvegas from Louisville? You must come visit! I am already in touch with the best places of course!
Miss Kitty avatar
Miss KittyMeow
#37
I know, I'm not over them quite yet either. ;-) I keep finding new things, like the perfect penguin-shaped ice hole after he falls in, a la Bugs Bunny.

It's just so Charlie Brown and Lucy!!!! The way he walks is too human!!! I keep waiting for him to swim over and break through the ice under the swatter!!!
Jdarg avatar
JdargSoWal Expert
#38
Jdarg...how far is Nashvegas from Louisville? You must come visit! I am already in touch with the best places of course!


A little over 3 hours - not far at all. We love the Nashvegas! Haven't been down to play in a while. You guys will have funn! Tear it down!

Last year we stayed in the Nashville on the way back from the beach, so we could leave the beach late. :(

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Jdarg avatar
JdargSoWal Expert
#39
Hey Gypsea!

Did Cap'n Crazy survive his SoWal initiation last night? :floor: I think we were pretty easy on him! :roll:

Great game- we look forward to more this long winter! I have an idea for another game this morning - will start a new thread.
steele mama avatar
steele mamaBeach Fanatic
#40
Did I mention that I have been on Keith's bus? :shock: 😀 :wub: Cutie Patutie! I love short men!

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