funny names

i was just talking to my sis, who as some of you already know has the maiden name hamm and married a berger, and i got to thinking about funny names. anybody have some funnies out there? my mom's sister married a man named bean, and mom of course married hamm. here's the funniest of all: honest to god, my eye dr's name is dick weiner. he is the nicest man you could ever meet in your entire life - with the coolest name ! there also used to be an elderly woman whom i believe has passed on now named obi wan.

My best friend's wife used to work in the ER. Once treated a young girl named Pajama. :funn:

a couple had a baby a month or so ago, and it's first and middle names were payton manning -

a couple had a baby a month or so ago, and it's first and middle names were payton manning -

Brother

When I taught school way back when, they were twins named...Starsky and Hutch. Also...Cocaine Laitrel and Kunte and Kizzy from 'Roots'. Oh...one more...Helena Rubenstein (make up brand name)

There was an insurance agent in our area named Render Cash

When I was a teen, I worked in my dad's United Airlines ticket office, and I would collect the weird names. We had some doozies.
One of the res agents once typed up a ticket for a Mr. Robert Sh*tty. When faced with having to call him with a question about his itinerary, she took a deep breath and, when he answered the phone, said "Hello? Mr. ****e-y?"
"Lady, the name is Bob Sh*tty."
She managed not to burst into gales of laughter.

As a preschool teacher I've had some interesting names. Twins named Destiny and Ecstasy. Brothers named Passion and Zenith.

a couple had a baby a month or so ago, and it's first and middle names were payton manning -

Did it have a funny nose?

The High school I went to had two popular twin girls named Grasshopper and Cricket--seriously this is no joke, they weren't nicknames either.

Also, isn't there a racecar driver by the name of Dick Trickle?

I went to school with a guy named Buster Cherry.

I'm so glad this thread was here. Last night while watching the news, I saw a segment where a convict was apprehended during a traffic stop. His name is Brasize Knight.

Here's the link

www.wsfa.com

Chief of Police - Dick Johnson

We have a customer here named Jack Dupp.
There's also an attorney here in town named Dickie Ball.

OBGYN here- Dr. Hyman. Delivered several friends' babies.

My maternal grandmother's name was: Gladys Alabama. I loved her! Maybe that is why I am such an Alabama football fan!

Girl in my town married a Dick. Now her name is Anita Dick. No, I'm not kidding.

Girl in my town married a Dick. Now her name is Anita Dick. No, I'm not kidding.

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Girl in my town married a Dick. Now her name is Anita Dick. No, I'm not kidding.

Kimmi???????

Kimmi???????

Oh man I'm dying here. I'm going to mail Kimmi a nametag for her flight back to SoWal.

Oh man I'm dying here. I'm going to mail Kimmi a nametag for her flight back to SoWal.

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Oh man I'm dying here. I'm going to mail Kimmi a nametag for her flight back to SoWal.

AHHHH! Stop!
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Want my address! :funn:

AHHHH! Stop!
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Want my address! :funn:

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Would my nametag say Anita Dick?

Would my nametag say Anita Dick?

I think probably so!!!!!

While living in Atlanta I had a gyno doc named Dr Butt and my dermatologist was Dr. Gross. If any of you know one of Coca Cola heirs..the Balls. Well Lamar Balls' son is Que Ball named for his grandfather, maybe great grand can't remember. The elder Que Ball had a best friend...Jack Frost. This is the honest truth

While living in Atlanta I had a gyno doc named Dr Butt and my dermatologist was Dr. Gross. If any of you know one of Coca Cola heirs..the Balls. Well Lamar Balls' son is Que Ball named for his grandfather, maybe great grand can't remember. The elder Que Ball had a best friend...Jack Frost. This is the honest truth

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