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fartblossom
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i was just talking to my sis, who as some of you already know has the maiden name hamm and married a berger, and i got to thinking about funny names. anybody have some funnies out there? my mom's sister married a man named bean, and mom of course married hamm. here's the funniest of all: honest to god, my eye dr's name is dick weiner. :floor: he is the nicest man you could ever meet in your entire life - with the coolest name ! there also used to be an elderly woman whom i believe has passed on now named obi wan.

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skippertoo avatar
Beach Fanatic
#77
Also knew a Richard Head that worked at SCI in Huntsville
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quirty
#78
Also knew a Richard Head that worked at SCI in Huntsville

Ok, I'll take the bait if no one else will. Do his friends call him Dick Head? To his face?

:rolling:
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Beach Lover
#79
Ok, I'll take the bait if no one else will. Do his friends call him Dick Head? To his face?

:rolling:

I had a classmate an Annapolis named RICHARD DICK. He WAS.

Also I flew with a guy named JOHN TITSWORTH (not kidding). When his two twin daughters got to be teens, he changed the entire family's name to his wife's maiden name to protect the girls. Good guy!
Jdarg avatar
SoWal Expert
#80
Porn star name-- I love this game!

I'm Kitty Little. Bdarg's is awful -- Speedy Laramie!!!
CastlesOfSand avatar
Beach Fanatic
#81
OMG :eek: I just arrived home from shopping and you guys have been pretty busy !!!!! :floor: Traffice is horrible!! I did manage to leave my kids over at Grandma and Grandpa's for the entire night though!!!!! Yippeeeeeee I think I'll go ahead and have a glass of wine right now!
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Meow
#82
OMG :eek: I just arrived home from shopping and you guys have been pretty busy !!!!! :floor: Traffice is horrible!! I did manage to leave my kids over at Grandma and Grandpa's for the entire night though!!!!! Yippeeeeeee I think I'll go ahead and have a glass of wine right now!

wheeeeeeee!!! CoS....gonna' PARTAY!!!!
skippertoo avatar
Beach Fanatic
#83
Ok, I'll take the bait if no one else will. Do his friends call him Dick Head? To his face?

:rolling:

He actually went by Dick :floor: They used to page him :rolling:
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Beach Fanatic
#84
We had neighbors Chip 'n Dale.
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Meow
#85
Sometimes you gotta fudge the name a little. Try a different pet. Although Braeburn is almost like Braburn, so it's working a little! ;-)

Bebe Braeburn....like that better?
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bean
#86
Bebe Braeburn....like that better?

Gypsey Wright
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brain
#87
Y'all know about my (real) friend Anita Dollar, that's old news.

So let's talk about your Porn Star Name. Know how to get that? Take your first pet's name, add your mom's maiden name. Mine is boring (but sounds real): Nikki Kane. My husband's is better: FRISKY BUTTERS! But the best of all is my friend's. It's a guy. His is: Big Red Justice. !!!


Remember the Will & Grace episode where they told how to find your drag name? Its your first pet plus the street you lived on when you were born. Mine is Punky Lawrenceville.

My porn name is Punky Walters.
CastlesOfSand avatar
Beach Fanatic
#88
wheeeeeeee!!! CoS....gonna' PARTAY!!!!

Yes!!!! I am!!!! Just got in from shopping AGAIN.... Will it ever end????!!!! Having a glass of wine. The hubby and I went out for dinner, it was nice.
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Meow
#89
Yes!!!! I am!!!! Just got in from shopping AGAIN.... Will it ever end????!!!! Having a glass of wine. The hubby and I went out for dinner, it was nice.

Good for you!

That was always the highlight for me and Mr. K. We'd go to the mall at night, eat a nice dinner and then hit Toys 'r Us about 10:00pm trying to locate all the right Micromachines!!! Good times!
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fartblossomAuthor
#90
you all have some good names. there is a guy in town named felix t. felix. as for the drag name mine would be fluffy second. this just gets better and better, don't it?
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Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
#91
Many years ago 10-12 ? in the Huntsville Times (KD Allert) there was a marriage announcement for Swallows-Cox. So the bride would be known as Alicia Swallows Cox :rolling: :rolling: :rolling: :rolling: :rolling:
Often wondered if they lasted... Cracks me up that her drivers license, etc would all say that :funn: :funn:

You know skippertoo..I actually saw this in the Huntsville Times...I laughed so hard.

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