he is the nicest man you could ever meet in your entire life - with the coolest name ! there also used to be an elderly woman whom i believe has passed on now named obi wan.i was just talking to my sis, who as some of you already know has the maiden name hamm and married a berger, and i got to thinking about funny names. anybody have some funnies out there? my mom's sister married a man named bean, and mom of course married hamm. here's the funniest of all: honest to god, my eye dr's name is dick weiner. he is the nicest man you could ever meet in your entire life - with the coolest name ! there also used to be an elderly woman whom i believe has passed on now named obi wan.
he is the nicest man you could ever meet in your entire life - with the coolest name ! there also used to be an elderly woman whom i believe has passed on now named obi wan.Replies
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little sugar
Kimmi Ivana Funn Dick...did I say that????
Miss Kitty...you are cracking me up today!!!!!!
Funnkalicious
We are trying to rename Kimmi I see. So is it Kimmi Ivana Anita Big Toe, or Kimmi Ivana Anita Dick??????
WWGS...What would Gussifunn say.
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
WWGS...What would Gussifunn say.
He would probably say "Those people on that SoWal Board need help".
Meow
WWGS...What would Gussifunn say.
He'd say...Hi...kimmi ivanna funn dick!!!!
Funnkalicious
He'd say...Hi...kimmi ivanna funn dick!!!!
Preach on sista! :clap_1:
Meow
Sorry! Had to go finish up some last minute shopping...Geez, ok so I went to the Mall...Bad, Bad idea. It was so hot in there I thought I was going to pass out. I NEVER go to the mall, I hate it. But I had to today. I almost fell face first getting on the down escalator. My heart is still pounding. I had about 50lbs worth of bags, can you just picture that!!! OMG it scared the crap out of me. I made it out alive though. I won't go back.
I missed alot while I was gone. We are trying to rename Kimmi I see. So is it Kimmi Ivana Anita Big Toe, or Kimmi Ivana Anita Dick??????
Oh Darlene!!! That is just awful! No More Malls...EVER!!!!
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
Oh Darlene!!! That is just awful! No More Malls...EVER!!!!
Never, Ever, Ever!!!!!
kt loo
Y'all know about my (real) friend Anita Dollar, that's old news.
So let's talk about your Porn Star Name. Know how to get that? Take your first pet's name, add your mom's maiden name. Mine is boring (but sounds real): Nikki Kane. My husband's is better: FRISKY BUTTERS! But the best of all is my friend's. It's a guy. His is: Big Red Justice. !!!
So let's talk about your Porn Star Name. Know how to get that? Take your first pet's name, add your mom's maiden name. Mine is boring (but sounds real): Nikki Kane. My husband's is better: FRISKY BUTTERS! But the best of all is my friend's. It's a guy. His is: Big Red Justice. !!!
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
Y'all know about my (real) friend Anita Dollar, that's old news.
So let's talk about your Porn Star Name. Know how to get that? Take your first pet's name, add your mom's maiden name. Mine is boring (but sounds real): Nikki Kane. My husband's is better: FRISKY BUTTERS! But the best of all is my friend's. It's a guy. His is: Big Red Justice. !!!
How funny..Mine would be Randy Nelson!!! Honestly.
Meow
Cindy Braeburn
Funnkalicious
Roxy Sudduth?
Beach Fanatic
Mack Stanley
Meow
Mack Stanley
Take it off Mack Stanley...all off!!!
kt loo
heh, LL, you could flip that and be Stack Manley!
Beach Fanatic
heh, LL, you could flip that and be Stack Manley!
Beach Fanatic
Take it off Mack Stanley...all off!!!
Woo Woo!
Que the porn music..
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
heh, LL, you could flip that and be Stack Manley!
kt loo
Cindy BraeburnSometimes you gotta fudge the name a little. Try a different pet. Although Braeburn is almost like Braburn, so it's working a little! ;-)
Beach Crab
Folks with funny or unusual names can always go to court to have it changed. Joe Lip****z did just that and when asked by the Judge why he wanted to change his name explained many laughed and made jokes when he had to give it. Okay the Judge said in approving the name change. Joe Lip****z you will now forever be known as Larry Lip****z.
fartblossomAuthor
porn star name would be dory biggs - how awesome would that be ? by the way - ron jeremy is the man ! in a gross sort of way. not that i have ever seen any porn or anything 
Beach Fanatic
porn star name would be dory biggs - how awesome would that be ? by the way - ron jeremy is the man ! in a gross sort of way. not that i have ever seen any porn or anything
Dory Biggs!
BOOM BADDA BOOM BADDA BOOM!fartblossomAuthor
Dory Biggs!
any porn star with the name dory biggs would have to have boobs the size of rhode island, i can picture one wearing star pasties or tassles or something. good god i need help !
SoWal Insider
My obgyn in Clearwater was:
Dr. Dick Stiff (I'm not kidding!)
Then, in elementary school (in Ala. ) I knew an Alan Allen, a Navy Blue, and Urine (pronounced you-reene).
Dr. Dick Stiff (I'm not kidding!)
Then, in elementary school (in Ala.
) I knew an Alan Allen, a Navy Blue, and Urine (pronounced you-reene).Beach Fanatic
Dr. Dick Stiff
Now there's a porn name
Beach Fanatic
Many years ago 10-12 ? in the Huntsville Times (KD Allert) there was a marriage announcement for Swallows-Cox. So the bride would be known as Alicia Swallows Cox
Often wondered if they lasted... Cracks me up that her drivers license, etc would all say that :funn: :funn:
Often wondered if they lasted... Cracks me up that her drivers license, etc would all say that :funn: :funn:
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