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Can anybody fix a ticket in Montgomery? :funn:

93 in a 70. OUCH :bang:

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superJfunn
#2
Can anybody fix a ticket in Montgomery? :funn:

93 in a 70. OUCH :bang:
maybe our really cool friend from alabama law school could help you out??
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Beach FanaticAuthor
#3
maybe our really cool friend from alabama law school could help you out??

Maybe if he went to Cumberland.
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superJfunn
#4
Maybe if he went to Cumberland.
:floor: yeah what was i thinking.
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SoWal Insider
#5
Can anybody fix a ticket in Montgomery? :funn:

93 in a 70. OUCH :bang:
My older brother is a county attorney in Virginia, so you need to use some whiteout.
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Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
#6
Can anybody fix a ticket in Montgomery? :funn:

93 in a 70. OUCH :bang:

What were thinking LL??? You were not on your way to the beach, so no need to be going this fast!!!!:biggrin:
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Beach FanaticAuthor
#7
What were thinking LL??? You were not on your way to the beach, so no need to be going this fast!!!!:biggrin:

I couldn't help it. I was listening to an old Ray Charles song from the Blues Brothers soundtrack. Shake a tailfeather. You know that one?
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#8
My older brother is a county attorney in Virginia, so you need to use some whiteout.

:lolabove:
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superJfunn
#9
I couldn't help it. I was listening to an old Ray Charles song from the Blues Brothers soundtrack. Shake a tailfeather. You know that one?
nelly sings a song like that :funn:
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Meow
#10
Well my friend...we may be calling you Locked Up instead of Landlocked. Now, get RO on the horn and find out about that Valentine thingie!!!
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#11
Well my friend...we may be calling you Locked Up instead of Landlocked. Now, get RO on the horn and find out about that Valentine thingie!!!

That is what is so stupid about the whole thing. I drive like grandpaw. My wife hates it when I drive. She's going to think I've lost my mind when she hears about my ticket but she can't complain. She's got a one of those spikes on her dash that she sticks hers down on.
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kt loo
#12
I couldn't help it. I was listening to an old Ray Charles song from the Blues Brothers soundtrack. Shake a tailfeather. You know that one?

There once was a fellow named Landlocked
Who was goin' too fast when he got clocked
Doing "just" 93
But they let him go free
When they heard just how awesome that song rocked!


KB is bored today. Apologies.
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Beach FanaticAuthor
#13
There once was a fellow named Landlocked
Who was goin' too fast when he got clocked
Doing "just" 93
But they let him go free
When they heard just how awesome that song rocked!


KB is bored today. Apologies.

:clap_1:

You know the song I'm talking about?
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kt loo
#14
Of course! :biggrin:
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Beach FanaticAuthor
#15
Of course! :biggrin:

It's hard to "do the monkey" while you're driving but I was trying. :biggrin:
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Meow
#16
Start counting your change LL...it's going to be a big one! Remember when Mr. K got clocked in LA....it was around $200.00 and he was going like 87 in a 70!!!! Funny thing is, he usually drives like a gramps, too!!!

Like I told him..."You do the crime, you do the time!!" But, you could always find a lawyer on TV or a billboard.
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Beach FanaticAuthor
#17
Start counting your change LL...it's going to be a big one! Remember when Mr. K got clocked in LA....it was around $200.00 and he was going like 87 in a 70!!!! Funny thing is, he usually drives like a gramps, too!!!

Like I told him..."You do the crime, you do the time!!" But, you could always find a lawyer on TV or a billboard.

I imagine this one will cost me some change. Looks like I'll have to pawn Mrs. LL's rings.
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Meow
#18
I imagine this one will cost me some change. Looks like I'll have to pawn Mrs. LL's rings.


That would get you some serious time in the DOGHOUSE!!!
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#19
That would get you some serious time in the DOGHOUSE!!!

Looks like yours has been suspended, too. :floor:
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Meow
#20
Looks like yours has been suspended, too. :floor:


OMG...my long lost cuzzin...TOONCES!!! That cat is a BAAAAD driver!!

Miss K drives like a bat out of HE!!, but doesn't get caught!!! Slick baby, slick!
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Funnkalicious
#21
OMG...my long lost cuzzin...TOONCES!!! That cat is a BAAAAD driver!!

Miss K drives like a bat out of HE!!, but doesn't get caught!!! Slick baby, slick!
My mother called me Toonces when I was little! :funn:
That was the funniest thing!

TOONCES!

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Beach FanaticAuthor
#22
OMG...my long lost cuzzin...TOONCES!!! That cat is a BAAAAD driver!!

Miss K drives like a bat out of HE!!, but doesn't get caught!!! Slick baby, slick!

I thought it was so funny that it was a Texas license.
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Meow
#23
My mother called me Toonces when I was little! :funn:
That was the funniest thing!

TOONCES!


I heart your mom!!! OMG...how do you people come up with this stuff so fast??? Kimmi...I may just have to ticket you for being too fast at funny stuff!!! The video wouldn't come up, but the audio was awesome!!!
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got any pics?
#24
Can anybody fix a ticket in Montgomery? :funn:

93 in a 70. OUCH :bang:

:shock: Dude!!! That's some nice work right there ;-)
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#25
:shock: Dude!!! That's some nice work right there ;-)

It's that new truck. For some reason I fly in that thing. My old truck would shake you out of your seat at 90.
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#26
LL, are you related to RiverOtter?

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