Got Stood Up!!!!!

'bout time. Want his #?

'bout time. Want his #?

I'll give you the # if you REALLY call him.

With the right literary agent, this entire thread could be two or three seasons of HBO entertainment...
SGG you could retire for life and have the (right) men lined up at your doorstep!

With the right literary agent, this entire thread could be two or three seasons of HBO entertainment...
SGG you could retire for life and have the (right) men lined up at your doorstep!

Yep. Some girls have all the luck! Sorry, D-Ma, but he's right...

I know......

BTW...did you see Mystic Meg's prediction for me on FB? I almost shot my computer.

With the right literary agent, this entire thread could be two or three seasons of HBO entertainment...
SGG you could retire for life and have the (right) men lined up at your doorstep!

Where do I find an agent???

Need something positive after alll this trauma.

Take a vacation and clear your mind.

I am doing that as I write............I'm up at the Ho House

Chum has earned major brownie points, so he is no longer Chum. He knew I was sick with a nasty cold and unexpectedly showed up at my front door with groceries to make omelettes. He made delicious omelettes and cleaned up. How is that for charming? So sweet and I really feel better! Now I need a new name for him....I'll have to think about that.

Honey, he's still chum. :roll:

Honey, he's still chum. :roll:

He is the only one that hasn't lied to me and the ones that came after him make him look good. So I guess we need to rename them something worse than Chum and you probably couldn't print it here.

You have to admit, what he did today was incredibly sweet and thoughtful. He's trying and he did pull a heartstring or two. I am not defending previous behavour, but I did appreciate what he did today. Being sick, he woke me up and believe me, it wasn't a pretty sight, then add the snarfling and sneezing. I am surprised he didn't run screaming in horror.

How about "platonic guy friend?" He has hung around for quite a while, so maybe put him on probation for six months or so (or at least a certain date in late April ) and promote him to full-time status if he proves compatible.

I know you gotta love again one day but...

btw, hope you feel better very soon. I would come visit but I am afraid I am incubating something worse than what you probably have.

How about "platonic guy friend?" He has hung around for quite a while, so maybe put him on probation for six months or so (or at least a certain date in late April ) and promote him to full-time status if he proves compatible.

I know you gotta love again one day but...

btw, hope you feel better very soon. I would come visit but I am afraid I am incubating something worse than what you probably have.

Oh my, you have a good memory...LOL

Hope you feel better too!

I had a text message from Mr. Stood me up.......he said, " I'm Chum?".....yeah, we got his attention. I have a message for him......don't EVER darken my doorway with your presence EVER again. You, and your room mate (aka suedo wife, his room mate is a guy) are less than CHUM, that was a complement. Don't call me, don't text me, don't tell me you are walking to my house because I wouldn't pick you up at Pandora's...why in the hail would I do that? You don't get it, tick head little .....feet. You thought it was cool that I was nice to you, even after the "stood up", forgetting my birthday and pulling Mr. Happy out in a local restaurant....well, you have abused the privalege of me being nice. Sharks don't deserve you're callus hide. Disappear!!!!!

Remember this one????? His call last night was to clear up any misunderstandings... He really thinks he deserves another chance and it is not going to happen. As I told him last night....."You don't get it, do you?"

He did try to walk to my house, but got picked up by a cop that saw him hitch hiking with a beer in his hand. :funn: The cop talked him out of coming to my house (thank you!!!!!!!) and drove him home. He said he thought I would have called him by now.

Note for Chum: Please stop. You said that this thread is embarrassing you and your friends know about it. I didn't tell them who you are and you are not mentioned here, so how do they know?? My suggestion is to quit while you are still just chum.

That would surely mess him up. Not that I want to mess him up. I want to be able to walk into a public place, see him, be friendly, no drama....and NO dating him. My hope is that he gets it now! I am sure his 'BullFrog' friend will read him what's being written today. BullFrog....help him to get it.

Hi Sweetie!! I can keep up with it because I lived it, I understand the confusion. Chum is getting DEADER every day.

cough <chum> cough!

I am confused.....which one is Chum? Not the one that had a fiance or wife? I hope you feel better, SSG!!

so, things have been picked up again? been away for awhile, but, this sounds like despewration. a little "bug" told me recently about chum, so i had to "chum" in. again. maybe a sabaticle would be in order????????????

Chum is the one she started this whole thread about.

I had to go back and reread the whole thing to get it straight - which I HIGHLY recommend as I forgotten just how laugh-out-loud funny it was!

I am confused.....which one is Chum? Not the one that had a fiance or wife? I hope you feel better, SSG!!

Chum was the one that got this thread going......and I am feeling bad now.

cough <chum> cough!

You did your homework.

Chum was the one that got this thread going......and I am feeling bad now.

Maybe re-reading this will make you giggle a bit. Speedy healing to you! And, I agree with Chum as 'friend' for now. That was a really sweet gesture ;-) and you deserve more of those.

Cheers

so, things have been picked up again? been away for awhile, but, this sounds like despewration. a little "bug" told me recently about chum, so i had to "chum" in. again. maybe a sabaticle would be in order????????????

a little bug????

He's cute, he's entertaining, he's HONEST and he is a bad boy. He did something very kind today. He earned points in my book. It doesn't mean I am going to run off and elope with him.

a little bug????

Don't get me wrong, I think it's great that he is doing something nice for you, I am just not overly optimistic about a leopard completely changing his spots and want you to find someone who treats you as well as you deserve.