Ever since I saw the "friendly" creature at the bottom of the stairs near my car, I carry my Swiffer Sweeper with me when I leave the house. Purse, briefcase, beachbag, Swiffer Sweeper.
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693Beach FanaticAuthor
Alright I promise to get back on track. Back to arts and crafts, I am cutting out some new yoga mat inserts for my fluffy slippers that could use some extra umph.
SoWal Insider
oh me. i'm worn out, this is just too much.
Wait! You can't leave, yet.
Let's get that thesaurus out and play some more.
Beach FanaticAuthor
I've been walking around barefoot too often apparently, and my tootsies have been hurting. Thought it would be a good solution til i get to a real store. It works like the dickens, I even cut little high arches out of it, brilllaaiint i tell you! haBB guns are pretty funn.....
They so are!! You are right! My girl friend has a big scar along her eyebrow from an 'incident' but other than that, just funn.
What's with the yoga mat in the shoes? Sounds like Dr. Scholl's - guess it could be Dr. Pill'sI have hot feet and I think that would make my feet hotter!

Beach Fanatic
I am afraid I am with aggieb...my pillow is calling my name. Sweet dreams oh wild women of debaucherous wiles! Until the moon once more calls us to these hallowed halls of _arty to dance naked under the stars so bright...may you all walk on satiny pads of yoga goodness!

Ps. Nighty nights Lady Chill! lol

Ps. Nighty nights Lady Chill! lol
SoWal Insider
Dang, good night All Y'all! D the I, you must share with us how you went from bashful to intrepid!
Funn night at the arty again! Thanks Dr. Pill's!
Sleep tight, All Y'all!
Funn night at the arty again! Thanks Dr. Pill's!
Sleep tight, All Y'all!
Beach FanaticAuthor
Well I'm disappointed we're shutting down prior to the 9:30 cutoff for our mandatory meeting, but alas, such is the way of our wayward committee.
Whoever is last to turn out the lights, please be sure to remind Miss Kitty and Sunspotbaby to preview the LINK at post #141. Oh and read the thread backwards, it may make more sense.
Whoever is last to turn out the lights, please be sure to remind Miss Kitty and Sunspotbaby to preview the LINK at post #141. Oh and read the thread backwards, it may make more sense.

SoWal Expert
I no longer enjoy the taste of colas, and I feel like crap-O-la when I eat an entire family-size bag of Doritos, which, by the way, is much smaller and more pricey than it used to be.
Beach Fanatic
*sneaks back in*
Turns off the lights
*sneaks back out*
Pffffttttt ;-)
Turns off the lights
*sneaks back out*
Pffffttttt ;-)
Beach Fanatic
Goodnight Mrs. Calabash where ever you are.

Beach FanaticAuthor
I no longer enjoy the taste of colas, and I feel like crap-O-la when I eat an entire family-size bag of Doritos, which, by the way, is much smaller and more pricey than it used to be.
Just to clarify the confession records, would these be Cool Ranch Doritos?
SoWal Insider
I no longer enjoy the taste of colas, and I feel like crap-O-la when I eat an entire family-size bag of Doritos, which, by the way, is much smaller and more pricey than it used to be.
We need better confessions than that~~~~~~
Right, Chill Pill? ;-) 'Night!
SoWal Expert
Just to clarify the confession records, would these be Cool Ranch Doritos?Yes, they would be Cool Ranch Doritos. I am trying to trick myself into really hating them. It was working pretty well, until I recently saw them on a 2-4-1 sale.

Beach FanaticAuthor
Yes, they would be Cool Ranch Doritos. I am trying to trick myself into really hating them. It was working pretty well, until I recently saw them on a 2-4-1 sale.
Ahh yes, Cool Ranch Doritos, combined with a 2-4-1 sale. We can work with this. I have my staff investigating, but I do believe that these doritos you speak of are laced with a highly addicting form of amphetamines. There is no other explanation. You should be promptly forgiven, right after you deal with the ranch flavored breath you must tolerate for the next 48-hour period.
SoWal Insider
Dang! I sure missed something! Someone made a mess in here, doritos eveerywhere, and turqoisees. Where's Miss Swiffer? Lynnie, ya still hanging on the chandeleer?

SoWal Expert
I like garlic.
Beach FanaticAuthor
I like garlic.
Oh garlic is good! Good for your health and to be rid of vampires. But garlic combined with hot breath and a belly laugh is a sin. For this you are forgiven, for I too, am a cool ranch sinner. 2-4-1 sales are pure evil my friend!
Beach FanaticAuthor
Dang! I sure missed something! Someone made a mess in here, doritos eveerywhere, and turqoisees. Where's Miss Swiffer? Lynnie, ya still hanging on the chandeleer?
Where the heck have you been! Dont even bother with excuses. You will never advance to level 2 with that attitude!

SoWal Expert
garlic also helps to keep the mosquitos from biting so much.
SoWal Insider
I wuz studying hard much earler this afternoon. Then everybody vanished!!! It was very quiet in this room. ??? I confess that I watched Tv (and it wasn't near as good as you nuts).
Beach FanaticAuthor
garlic also helps to keep the mosquitos from biting so much.
Because of the garlic breath, perhaps?
It is also really weird because Doritos rhymes with Mosquitos. You'd think they'd look out for each other.SoWal Insider
...um, did I hear sumpthin' last night about Lynnie dating a hippie? What's the world coming to? 

SoWal Insider
Because of the garlic breath, perhaps?It is also really weird because Doritos rhymes with Mosquitos. You'd think they'd look out for each other.
:funn:GF got the mosquito magnet and caught six mosquitoes one year. Should tell her about garlic and doritoes. Is the plural of doritoes with an es? I really feel for Dan Quayle and that potatoe.

...um, did I hear sumpthin' last night about Lynnie dating a hippie? What's the world coming to?
Not dating. He just wants me to see his turquoise. Being Indian, I am very interested in seeing his collection....I'm a collector, too. He was showing off this rare 'black' turquoise stone.....I forget what he called it.
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Not dating. He just wants me to see his turquoise. Being Indian, I am very interested in seeing his collection....I'm a collector, too. He was showing off this rare 'black' turquoise stone.....I forget what he called it.
he calls it the chick magnet.

Beach FanaticAuthor
he calls it the chick magnet.
:funn::funn::funn:
Beach Fanatic
:funn::funn::funn:that was a good one, wasn't it, chill?!
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