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ChillPill avatar
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Ever since I saw the "friendly" creature at the bottom of the stairs near my car, I carry my Swiffer Sweeper with me when I leave the house. Purse, briefcase, beachbag, Swiffer Sweeper.

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Lynnie avatar
SoWal Insider
#277
Good morning everyone! Hey its hard partying every night. Some of us aren't 20 year old whippersnappers anymore!

Go do some yoga! Oh right, you turned your mat into orthotics :lol: HOT FEET!

I was waaaaaay too giggly to even find the laptop! We sat here in my den and giggled even more with Sweet Pea and p***y!

Wish Y'all had been here - was groovy!
ChillPill avatar
Beach FanaticAuthor
#278
Did you find the rare turquoise last night? :floor:
Lynnie avatar
SoWal Insider
#279
Didn't see Hippie Type last night. And, I decided to not go back to that place because the bartender is moody and if I am spending my hard earned $, I want a smile and good service instead of crappy attitude! Just a side tangent~~~~~~~~~~
Douglas the Intrepid avatar
Beach Fanatic
#280
Are you done cleaning?

:biggrin:

.

House is all clean and beautiful and my company will be here within a half hour! I am going to go get the steaks ready for grilling, talk to you all tomorrow night! Have fun!! :biggrin:
ChillPill avatar
Beach FanaticAuthor
#281
Have fun Douglas!

P.S. I like my steak medium-rare :biggrin:
Beach Runner avatar
beats on hood
#282
Wow, we sure went a long way from Lynnoleum's Turquoise Adventure to Godel's Incompleteness Theorem. Maybe the 2:52 time signature has something to do with it. :blink:
This is why I was up so late. http://www.sowal.com/bb/sowal-lounge/39086-random-believe-nots.html#post599131

It's all Pepper's fault. Hubby is home. But tonight I'm up late because while I was shopping at Lenox today, Pepper explored a trash can and shredded a plastic bag. I don't know how much she ate. So I am staying up in case she has a blockage. I hate to bother the vet unnecessarily.:wave:Argh!
Miss Kitty avatar
Meow
#283
This is why I was up so late. http://www.sowal.com/bb/sowal-lounge/39086-random-believe-nots.html#post599131

It's all Pepper's fault. Hubby is home. But tonight I'm up late because while I was shopping at Lenox today, Pepper explored a trash can and shredded a plastic bag. I don't know how much she ate. So I am staying up in case she has a blockage. I hate to bother the vet unnecessarily.:wave:Argh!

God Love ya'. I think you and I need some yoga. I get up and have no worries other than what has been posted in the Political/CE threads. :lol:

I think the last time I slept well, was my last trip to Houston in June. Well, I am back in Houston and I see that was not the magic bullet. ;-) I have my two annual trips for physicals at the end of the month and one of the drs is going to figure this madness out, or I will not be leaving. I will stay in that funky gown and take a nap right there on the exam table. :biggrin: Toots...it may just be bioidentical whatever those things are time. :wave:

Thanks for listening to my TMI post! Have a good day all you lucky sleepers! ;-)
sunspotbaby avatar
SoWal Insider
#284
God Love ya'. I think you and I need some yoga. I get up and have no worries other than what has been posted in the Political/CE threads. :lol:

I think the last time I slept well, was my last trip to Houston in June. Well, I am back in Houston and I see that was not the magic bullet. ;-) I have my two annual trips for physicals at the end of the month and one of the drs is going to figure this madness out, or I will not be leaving. I will stay in that funky gown and take a nap right there on the exam table. :biggrin: Toots...it may just be bioidentical whatever those
things are time. :wave:
Thanks for listening to my TMI post! Have a good day all you lucky sleepers! ;-)

As I lay in bed last night at 3 a.m. I thought of getting on SoWal and then thought better of it. I'm sorry you were awake, too. I did sleep in this morning til 8! woo-hoo! :wave:
Lynnie avatar
SoWal Insider
#285
Slept 'til almost 10! What happened here last night? :idontno:
Douglas the Intrepid avatar
Beach Fanatic
#286
Have fun Douglas!

P.S. I like my steak medium-rare :biggrin:

Are you coming to spend the night too Lady Chill?! :wub: lol

I had fun, thank you! I am looking forward to enjoying a lazy day today reading and maybe some television! We already went swimming this morning in anticipation of the day being icky from the tropical storm later. You ready for a spot of debauchery later this evening? :D
ChillPill avatar
Beach FanaticAuthor
#287
I am busy modifying Swiffey in preparations for a kayak escape from here if we get as much rain as they are predicting. So yes, I may be over there later! ;-) Be on the lookout for a Swiffer-propelled Kayak being driven by a wooden chair, with a really, really pi$$ed off cat clinging to the front.
Douglas the Intrepid avatar
Beach Fanatic
#288
I am busy modifying Swiffey in preparations for a kayak escape from here if we get as much rain as they are predicting. So yes, I may be over there later! ;-) Be on the lookout for a Swiffer-propelled Kayak being driven by a wooden chair, with a really, really pi$$ed off cat clinging to the front.

I will be on the lookout for you then! ;-) What is the pi$$ed off cats name by the way?! I will have some fancy feast ready to placate the deadly beast, thus saving us from its wrathful vengeance!

I am thinking we might actually not have electricity tonite! I better start getting all my gadgets fully charged so I will have something to do! :eek:
aggieb avatar
Beach Fanatic
#289
I am thinking we might actually not have electricity tonite!
seriously?

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ChillPill avatar
Beach FanaticAuthor
#290
I will be on the lookout for you then! ;-) What is the pi$$ed off cats name by the way?! I will have some fancy feast ready to placate the deadly beast, thus saving us from its wrathful vengeance!

I am thinking we might actually not have electricity tonite! I better start getting all my gadgets fully charged so I will have something to do! :eek:

Oh, Floyd the cat, (full name =Floyd Lawson=dont ask) will require the Fancy Feast and it MUST be Tender Beef Feast (no exceptions, no imitations, no blends) piled delicately on a heaping mound of Original Meow Mix, NOT the Meow Mix for Indoor Cats which he has declared the nastiest invention ever created. He would also request aka 'demand' a small bowl of creamer on the side. Not Kroger brand, not Publix brand, not Walmart brand, but Land O Lakes half & half, you know, the expensive kind. He will then strongly suggest you run the water in the shower or bathtub to the perfect water psi, so he can wash down his terrific meal, as he has deemed drinking water out of a bowl beneath his pay grade. You will not be able to bathe or shower until this duty has been fulfilled. Ok, now you are fully prepared for this Tropical Storm Emergency.
Douglas the Intrepid avatar
Beach Fanatic
#291
seriously?

65 mile per hour winds are more then enough to knock over a tree and take out a power line...better to be prepared! :D
Douglas the Intrepid avatar
Beach Fanatic
#292
Oh, Floyd the cat, (full name =Floyd Lawson=dont ask) will require the Fancy Feast and it MUST be Tender Beef Feast (no exceptions, no imitations, no blends) piled delicately on a heaping mound of Original Meow Mix, NOT the Meow Mix for Indoor Cats which he has declared the nastiest invention ever created. He would also request aka 'demand' a small bowl of creamer on the side. Not Kroger brand, not Publix brand, not Walmart brand, but Land O Lakes half & half, you know, the expensive kind. He will then strongly suggest you run the water in the shower or bathtub to the perfect water psi, so he can wash down his terrific meal, as he has deemed drinking water out of a bowl beneath his pay grade. You will not be able to bathe or shower until this duty has been fulfilled. Ok, now you are fully prepared for this Tropical Storm Emergency.

I was unaware that you were an acolyte to such a being of obvious superiority and power my lady Chill! I will immediately begin preparations for the Mighty Floyd Lawson's arrival! Will we be allowed to stay in the house after we see to his needs, or should I get the tent ready for us??! :yikes: ;-)
Lynnie avatar
SoWal Insider
#293
I was unaware that you were an acolyte to such a being of obvious superiority and power my lady Chill! I will immediately begin preparations for the Mighty Floyd Lawson's arrival! Will we be allowed to stay in the house after we see to his needs, or should I get the tent ready for us??! :yikes: ;-)

Floyd eats just like Cowboy! I don't Cowboy get too accustomed to it, though. :biggrin:

Are All Y'all ready for a rainy arty tonight?

I am kinda' jealous cause it's gorgeous here. I need to get outside, but I have a touch of cocktail flu.
aggieb avatar
Beach Fanatic
#294
:floor:miss kitty's going to dthei's with chill and going to have a great dinner and a bath by candlelight?! what?! i'm jealous.

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ChillPill avatar
Beach FanaticAuthor
#295
:floor:miss kitty's going to dthei's with chill and going to have a great dinner and a bath by candlelight?! what?! i'm jealous.

:funn::funn::funn:
ChillPill avatar
Beach FanaticAuthor
#296
I was unaware that you were an acolyte to such a being of obvious superiority and power my lady Chill! I will immediately begin preparations for the Mighty Floyd Lawson's arrival! Will we be allowed to stay in the house after we see to his needs, or should I get the tent ready for us??! :yikes: ;-)
Prepare the tents! Do you have lots of tarps and maybe an extra order of Shamwows laying around?

Floyd has been my trusty assistant for thirteen years now, he has helped me write and negotiate many complicated, incredibly complex contracts. His filing skills could improve a bit, but other than that he is the bomb. I have two ex-boyfriends who had the pleasure of his company. They still call to ask what Floyd is up to. He is king.
:bow:
aggieb avatar
Beach Fanatic
#297
Prepare the tents!
uh oh. dthei, do you know how to pitch a tent?:rolling:

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Lynnie avatar
SoWal Insider
#298
I wouldn't want to be in a tent in the weather Y'all are having.
Miss Kitty avatar
Meow
#299
:floor:miss kitty's going to dthei's with chill and going to have a great dinner and a bath by candlelight?! what?! i'm jealous.

:yikes:...PawPaw says, "NO WAY" is that happening! I don't do tents. ChillP is on her way. ChillP :floor:...I said P!
Lynnie avatar
SoWal Insider
#300
OK - tonight is a Tropical Storm Arty!

Where do we start? What are we eating? I vote no cheetoes. Actually something gourmet will be fabu - wine? UGH - I don't feel so well.
Miss Kitty avatar
Meow
#301
OK - tonight is a Tropical Storm Arty!

Where do we start? What are we eating? I vote no cheetoes. Actually something gourmet will be fabu - wine? UGH - I don't feel so well.

What were the offensive cocktails?

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