Ever since I saw the "friendly" creature at the bottom of the stairs near my car, I carry my Swiffer Sweeper with me when I leave the house. Purse, briefcase, beachbag, Swiffer Sweeper.
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693Beach FanaticAuthor
I love smart-alecs please dont go! My favorite people are heavily sarcastic, you know, in a nice way!
SWGB
I love smart-alecs please dont go! My favorite people are heavily sarcastic, you know, in a nice way!
I'm soooooooo sure you have friends. :roll:
Beach FanaticAuthor
Its my birthday in one hour and one minute. Please pretend you like me just for a minute. I love you guys! And do I think its any coincidence you are opening a HUGE Publix grocery store on my birth moment? Well, I shall go along with the 'coincidence' thing for the day, and pretend those balloons and free snacks were not pre-planned! ha ha ha. OH I'm going to have fun in there tomorrow.
I know for sure SWGB will be wearing an apron and sauteing me a great spontaneous one-minute meal. Douglas, Lynnie and AggieB, LVT shall I meet you at the wine-tasting _arty on aisle 12? 
SWGB
I'll be there, but won't be wearing an apron or sauteing anything. ;-) The wine tasting sounds great!
Beach Fanatic
it's hot there, you gonna go in and cool off with a birthday glass o' chilled chard?
happy birthday and i shall meet you on aisle 12.



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Meow
Look, I have followed this thread and many others quite closely. It is very clear I speak many languages. "Snark" is my favorite! heart y'all!
...I am working on my Doctorate in Snark. I practice on poor Mr.K, a lot. SoWal Insider
Wine tasting? Absolutely! Aisle 12 and you are invited to a special wine tasting at the lake. Not sure when, but it will be on a pontoon with a band and a bunch o people.
Will be a true as opposed to virtual arty. All Y'all are invited! Sorry I missed the arty last night. I was laughing out in public.
Will be a true as opposed to virtual arty. All Y'all are invited! Sorry I missed the arty last night. I was laughing out in public.
SoWal Insider
Chill Pill: Happy Birthday!! I confess I've been missing in action for a number of days and a number of reasons. But who could resist a party at Publix. Are you gonna set up the "tent"? 

Beach Fanatic
i'm ready!SoWal Insider
I'm here for a min. Gonna go laugh in public. But, then I'll be back to appropriately celebrate!!
SoWal Insider
Arty time. I confess I decided I am not diggin' Music Man. Anyone in the tent?
SWGB
Looks like a slow night for a _arty.
SoWal Insider
Can it be Strappy Sandals night in the tent tonight? Hippie type called!
Beach FanaticAuthor
Slip on your bell bottoms, headband, and come in barefoot! I'll light the candles in the wine bottles and the incense.
SoWal Insider
Slip on your bell bottoms, headband, and come in barefoot! I'll light the candles in the wine bottles and the incense.
You, Hippie Type, You! OK, see you later!Beach Fanatic
SoWal Insider



Beach Fanatic
*activates the tent's jacuzzi system*
SoWal Insider
Well, not sure where we all are in the tent, but I just had friends over for dinner and we kinda' discussed a tent, etc........the Beatles were of topic, I kinda' hate that I missed them by a good 15-20 years, but anyway, al fresco is fabulous here. The hottub is ready and the canopy in the old oak is telling me we are getting some weather. Sweet Pea and Cowboy were slightly confused. Sleeping with the doors open is a definite tonight.
Beach FanaticAuthor
On my way! Is the bar stocked? 

SoWal Insider
Can my Hippie Friend join us in the tent? I think Y'all will digg him.
beats on hood
Can my Hippie Friend join us in the tent? I think Y'all will digg him.If we think the our labor of love - the blog photographer (tattooed from head to toe) is major awesome in this small town for daughter's wedding, I'm sure that your hippie friend will be welcome as well among the crowd on this board.
SoWal Insider

Beach Fanatic
where the hail are y'all? let's do this! there ain't been nare confession, it's time to cough it up. let's hear it!
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Meow
where the hail are y'all? let's do this! there ain't been nare confession, it's time to cough it up. let's hear it!
i'm going nite nite. vanity fair awaits.

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