Ever since I saw the "friendly" creature at the bottom of the stairs near my car, I carry my Swiffer Sweeper with me when I leave the house. Purse, briefcase, beachbag, Swiffer Sweeper.
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693Beach FanaticAuthor
I confess that I am going to put that emergency bikini I have stashed in my briefcase to good use this afternoon. What gorgeous weather! 
SoWal Insider
I confess that I am going to put that emergency bikini I have stashed in my briefcase to good use this afternoon. What gorgeous weather!
Where? I need a good laugh...Just Joking!!!FTLOC !

Beach FanaticAuthor
Where? I need a good laugh...Just Joking!!!FTLOC !
Look for the wooden beach chair wearing a slightly wrinkled bikini, silly!
Beach Fanatic
Careful, that can scare away newbies. Usually they get nervous because you're going to meet all of your online axe wielding psychos.
I have a feeling she can handle you guys...
SWGB
Look for the wooden beach chair wearing a slightly wrinkled bikini, silly!
Skinny dipping too?!? :shock:
Beach FanaticAuthor
Skinny dipping too?!? :shock:
A nice young couple on the beach asked me today what the purple flag meant. It could have been a lot of fun if I said it meant that skinny dipping hours have started. But I told them the truth, it meant free crown royal shots at shorty's. :roll:SoWal Insider
Free Crown Royal and skinning-dipping!! Now that's really chillin'! 

SWGB
A nice young couple on the beach asked me today what the purple flag meant. It could have been a lot of fun if I said it meant that skinny dipping hours have started. But I told them the truth, it meant free crown royal shots at shorty's. :roll:
That's nicer than me, I've told people it means they should read the bulletin board posted near the flag.
SoWal Insider
I accidentally drank (shared) a really nice bottle of wine. I saved it because the longer it breathed, the better each sip was; looked it up because I know where I bought it, but had no idea it would age like this....I am a novice. YOWSA! MWAH~~~~~~~~~~
SoWal Expert
I want to live the Gorsuch life. No way I'm skiing (too clumsy), but the clothes would work in the off-season at the beach. Love kylie coat - outerwear - women - Gorsuch and nelia cashmere sweater - cashmere - sweaters - women - Gorsuch and coco kimono jean - denim - women - Gorsuch and the leopard boots Gorsuch.How would you wear that stuff at the beach w/o overheating?

Though the way some people crank the AC, you might be able to wear them in the summer!
SoWal Insider
Oh, the confessions! Having lunch tomorrow at IHOP!


SoWal Insider
Oh, the confessions! Having lunch tomorrow at IHOP!![]()
Oh shoot! I've got to return this phone call! I dropped by to see what conditions Y'all's conditions were in and realized I am in a pickle!
Beach Fanatic
what's the deal pickle? 
SoWal Insider
what's the deal pickle?
He called today while I was really busy and forgot to check vm until later. Then got busy and forgot to return his call until I saw the IHOP thing, which was funn by the way.
Does anyone have a confession that might make us all laugh out loud?
Beach Fanatic
it was kuhrazy drama filled for me. daynnng. 

SoWal Insider
I can imagine, but since I am stuck here with the laptop in my lap and p***y loungin on my arm....all comfortable, so I don't want to disturb him, you have to keep me entertained. What happen'd? 
Beach Fanatic
some men just have a really difficult time keeping their peters in their pants.
a lady i work with her daughter's husband has been having an affair with her best friends' mother. he's 20 something, bf mother is 40 something. looks like she caught the cougar in their house tonight with the hubs.
oh and they're expecting their first child in december.
a lady i work with her daughter's husband has been having an affair with her best friends' mother. he's 20 something, bf mother is 40 something. looks like she caught the cougar in their house tonight with the hubs.
SoWal Insider
Oh my! That is rather entertaining. Kinda' soap-opera-ish. 
Cowboy has become a head scratch Ho.

Cowboy has become a head scratch Ho.
Beach FanaticAuthor
WOW Aggieb I am so sickened by that story! I hope this young woman is very strong!
Quoted By Miss Piggy Is there a cure for a broken heart? Only time can heal your broken heart, just as time can heal his broken arms and legs.
Quoted By Miss Piggy Is there a cure for a broken heart? Only time can heal your broken heart, just as time can heal his broken arms and legs.
Beach Fanatic
WOW Aggieb I am so sickened by that story! I hope this young woman is very strong!so, you think she should just forgive him and keep living that way? obviously he was looking for something more?
Quoted By Miss Piggy Is there a cure for a broken heart? Only time can heal your broken heart, just as time can heal his broken arms and legs.
Beach FanaticAuthor
Me personally, hell no! To do such a thing to your wife in such a vulnerable state? He is not a man in my book. This should've been the best time of their lives. I was thinking I want her to feel strong and be able to carry on without him, (you know after she breaks his arms and legs and other brain).
SoWal Insider
Oh man! I was looking for some fun. Oh well, I won't be selfish.
I guess we shouldn't judge another's marriage and infidelities or reasons for going down that long dirty road.
However, forgiveness is amazing, yet doesn't happen overnight. Unfortunately, I presume many people are hurt by this and each will forgive/heal in their own way at their own speed....that's probably going to make things tenuous as well.
A baby is coming! Not the cure all, but maybe hope for them all?
I guess we shouldn't judge another's marriage and infidelities or reasons for going down that long dirty road.
However, forgiveness is amazing, yet doesn't happen overnight. Unfortunately, I presume many people are hurt by this and each will forgive/heal in their own way at their own speed....that's probably going to make things tenuous as well.
A baby is coming! Not the cure all, but maybe hope for them all?
Beach Fanatic
yeah, chill, this is supposed to be a funn thread. no more affair talk.
what's up with the tent? anyone been in lately?

what's up with the tent? anyone been in lately?
Beach FanaticAuthor
Hi Lynnie! I know its been a while since we've had some parties down here. We'll have to fire some fun up soon enough.
I've noticed Thursdays are really active days on SoWal, perhaps tomorrow we shall have some juicy confessions to start a party? This is sufficient warning people!!
I've noticed Thursdays are really active days on SoWal, perhaps tomorrow we shall have some juicy confessions to start a party? This is sufficient warning people!!
Beach FanaticAuthor
I confess Aggieb framed me! 
We do need some fun. This thread's been one neglected echo chamber lately. Definitely time for a Thursday night tent revival!!!

We do need some fun. This thread's been one neglected echo chamber lately. Definitely time for a Thursday night tent revival!!!

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