Forget Dear Abby, ask SGG for advice

Dear SGG,

I have a friend who has a bad habit of throwing up on her dates. What do you recommend for this?

Sincerely,

Ready with a tarp

Dear Ready:

Oh my.....this could get me in trouble, but here goes..............Well better not.

I suggest a body suit, washable of course and what is fed to your friend might a difference. Your friend could use a tutor, do you give lessons?

Dear Ready:

Oh my.....this could get me in trouble, but here goes..............Well better not.

I suggest a body suit, washable of course and what is fed to your friend might a difference. Your friend could use a tutor, do you give lessons?

Dear SGG,

Yes, I do provide lessons. She'll have to provide the banana.

Sincerely,

Non-puker

Dear SGG,

Yes, I do provide lessons. She'll have to provide the banana.

Sincerely,

Non-puker

:rofl: You will have your hands full...trust me.

:rofl: You will have your hands full...trust me.

Where have you been? Maybe in a Nicorette-less coma???

Where have you been? Maybe in a Nicorette-less coma???

YEP!!! And eating anything and everything in sight. I'll be 550 lbs by Feb. I miss it terribly!!!! I want my Nicorette back!!!!

Problems? Any problems welcome; in-laws, boyfriend/girlfriend/gayfriend, stupid people....just rant. I am ready.

Come on Kitlit and BobbyJ, this will give you something to do while you are in jail.....

Let me make my list and I'll get back to ya.

Dear SGG,

Lately I have a hard time realizing that I am drunk when drinking. Should I quit drinking altogether or is there some way to self regulate? In particular, I am trying to cease from drunk texting and facebooking and I would like to tone down the hangovers.

Lately I learned the guys are more catty and unreasonable in their friendships with other guys than girls could ever hope to be. How do you deal with two guys who are in a huff over nothing at all?

Dear SGG,

Lately I have a hard time realizing that I am drunk when drinking. Should I quit drinking altogether or is there some way to self regulate? In particular, I am trying to cease from drunk texting and facebooking and I would like to tone down the hangovers.

Come on Kitlit and BobbyJ, this will give you something to do while you are in jail.....

Is it ok to stretch the truth just a tad while dialing for dollars???? If the cause is just?

Dear SGG,

Lately I have a hard time realizing that I am drunk when drinking. Should I quit drinking altogether or is there some way to self regulate? In particular, I am trying to cease from drunk texting and facebooking and I would like to tone down the hangovers.

Hmmmm......it seems you are the Designated Drunk. When the yellow lines in the road multiply, pull over, call 911 and report yourself drunk. Then text and facebook until the handcuffs are put on. This will help with the hangovers.

Lately I learned the guys are more catty and unreasonable in their friendships with other guys than girls could ever hope to be. How do you deal with two guys who are in a huff over nothing at all?

Ha! I have seen this firsthand. When you point out they are being Drama Kings, it blows their minds. Reducing their alcohol content helps.

Is it ok to stretch the truth just a tad while dialing for dollars???? If the cause is just?

If it gives you something to do and gets you out of jail, I would say yes. BTW, what are you stretching?

Ha! I have seen this firsthand. When you point out they are being Drama Kings, it blows their minds. Reducing their alcohol content helps.

Hmm, this is happening when no alkyhal is involved. Maybe we need to add vodka.??

Hmm, this is happening when no alkyhal is involved. Maybe we need to add vodka.??

valium maybe?

Ha! I have seen this firsthand. When you point out they are being Drama Kings, it blows their minds. Reducing their alcohol content helps.

Good advice. Stick 'em with Drama QUeen and the punch is much harder on their ego. Add an eye roll as you funnel a drink and it really drives home the point. ;-)

Good advice. Stick 'em with Drama QUeen and the punch is much harder on their ego. Add an eye roll as you funnel a drink and it really drives home the point. ;-)