Fox Declares American Wins NY Marathon

Andy Borowitz

BorowitzReport.com
Posted: November 1, 2009 12:53 PM

Fox News Reports: American Wins NY Marathon, Kenyan Wins US Presidency

NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report) - The Fox News Channel reported today that an American won the New York marathon and a Kenyan won the U.S. presidency.


But moments after Fox reported that Meb Keflezighi, an American runner, had placed first in the marathon, several conservative activists came forward to question Mr. Keflezighi's status as a U.S. citizen, which he became in 1998.
"Mr. Keflezighi claims that he is a U.S. citizen," said Orly Taitz, leader of the so-called Birthers movement. "However, I have information proving that his citizenship papers were forged by a witch-doctor in a mud-hut in Eritrea."
In a related story, Fox reminded its viewers to turn their clocks back 400 years. More here

Why post this????

No other reason that to stir up the sh$t pot.......

Why post this????

No other reason than to stir up the sh$t pot.......

It's called political satire, get over yourself.

I'm over myself...believe me

calm down....jeez

so why thank mtlinscomb for the cns post??

Do I sound excited? Do I! Do I!

Why post this????

No other reason than to stir up the sh$t pot.......

no...insane or crazy maybe.....not excited

Somebody should give Meb Keflezighi the peace price, at least he's accomplished something tangible in the last ten months.

Where did I thank him/her????

Sometimes you're better off not saying anything. Try it sometime Bob

you posted a response. cns news? never heard of them.

a little background on cns news anyone? bueller? bueller? blair? cns news? is that like cbs news?

this is a news source for you?

this is a news source for you?

here we go again...if a record breaks and no-one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

so what will it be tonight cns, or savage nation? blair, which....which one should i choose?

Oh Blair, you knew this would happen when you sent me all those sexy pm's.