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Fox Declares American Wins NY Marathon

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Andy Borowitz

BorowitzReport.com
Posted: November 1, 2009 12:53 PM

Fox News Reports: American Wins NY Marathon, Kenyan Wins US Presidency

NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report) - The Fox News Channel reported today that an American won the New York marathon and a Kenyan won the U.S. presidency.


But moments after Fox reported that Meb Keflezighi, an American runner, had placed first in the marathon, several conservative activists came forward to question Mr. Keflezighi's status as a U.S. citizen, which he became in 1998.
"Mr. Keflezighi claims that he is a U.S. citizen," said Orly Taitz, leader of the so-called Birthers movement. "However, I have information proving that his citizenship papers were forged by a witch-doctor in a mud-hut in Eritrea."
In a related story, Fox reminded its viewers to turn their clocks back 400 years. More here

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BannedAuthor
#27
Are you and Bob married?????

sister and brother from a different mother...
It's like talking to the same person

Are you cheating on me with Bob!!?:angry:
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Beach Fanatic
#28
Are you cheating on me with Bob!!?:angry:

fail
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SoWal Insider
#29
So confused~~~~~~~~~
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SoWal Expert
#30
The only confusion here is why this satire is confused with politricks and current events.
Andy A avatar
Beach Fanatic
#31
The only confusion here is why this satire is confused with politricks and current events.
If this is satire, it is pretty poor satire.
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SoWal Insider
#32
If this is satire, it is pretty poor satire.
tell them it's stupid, stupid
BannedAuthor
#33
If this is satire, it is pretty poor satire.

Maybe you will think this is better - - -

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