Why I luv Wally Mart

There are just certain things I buy at Walmart that either I can't find anywhere else or I can't find anywhere else as inexpensive in our town. That being said, ...

So you shop there, but wouldn't want to be caught dead there. :rofl:

out with the old, in with the new

I think anyone worried about trimming their enema budget has bigger problems. If you're buying bulk enemas, you're in the red.

So you shop there, but wouldn't want to be caught dead there. :rofl:

In a few years if that happens, Wal Mart will sell you one of their caskets at half price. People will be literally dying to go to Walmart. So what if they only come in blue.

In a few years if that happens, Wal Mart will sell you one of their caskets at half price. People will be literally dying to go to Walmart. So what if they only come in blue.

...I'll be going out in style in their top o' the line, "Sennia Bronze" ($3499 at Overstock.com, but only $2899 at Walmart!!) WOW what a deal!!

Walmart.com: Sienna Bronze Casket: Funeral

...I'll be going out in style in their top o' the line, "Sennia Bronze" ($3499 at Overstock.com, but only $2899 at Walmart!!) WOW what a deal!!

Walmart.com: Sienna Bronze Casket: Funeral

If you are going to be cheap and go half couch, please tell me that at least your gonna have some granite going on at sea level.

If you are going to be cheap and go half couch, please tell me that at least your gonna have some granite going on at sea level.

...there's enough granite on 30-A to build me a mausoleum the size of the new Yankee Stadium.

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...I'll be going out in style in their top o' the line, "Sennia Bronze" ($3499 at Overstock.com, but only $2899 at Walmart!!) WOW what a deal!!

Walmart.com: Sienna Bronze Casket: Funeral

I'd be inclined to try to get one used, so I maybe I can do better. Wal-mart would probably try to sell you one with wireless internet and a subscription to itunes. BTW, if you want granite, just get buried up in New Hampshire. It's all over the place. It's the counter top state, or something like that.

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Why are caskets so nice?

Why are caskets so nice?

aren't they! when i die i say put my arse in a rum barrel.

Girl in Barrel of Rum

To guilt you into spending more money

Why are caskets so nice?

They're hoping that any unresolved issues with the deceased will cause you to spend more to alleviate the guilt. The deceased does'nt see it so it is for? I'm choosing bake and shake. Fry me up and sprinkle me over the ocean. It takes up less room and I don't want someone staring at me when I'm laying there dead. That is morbid to me.
When that time comes it will be my shell, not me. I'll be with Jesus. You can do what you want - that's my opinion.

Haven't been to wallyworld in years, but will probably go if they stick one near 30A.

aren't they! when i die i say put my arse in a rum barrel.

Girl in Barrel of Rum

i like this...can mine be a bourbon barrel?

Caskets are for the family, not the deceased, unless the now-deceased person specifically requested burial over cremation, as my ancestors, my family and I have. Now for a heartwarming tale.

A Scottish gentleman was hired by a funeral home to play bagpipes at a burial for a retired police officer. He was to be buried at a small cemetery in a remote area of Northwest Florida. Not being familiar with the area, and of course GPS is useless in many of our hammocks, the bagpipe player got lost on the way. Finally he found a small church with a cemetery out back - with a mound of fresh dirt. The workers were still there with their heavy equipment parked under a tree on the other side of the cemetery eating their sack lunches. Feeling remorseful for being too late for the burial but knowing that the deceased really wanted bagpipes, he set up by the grave and began to play. 20 minutes later, after Amazing Grace concluded, the equipment operators were in tears. The Scottish gentleman walked over to ask if they knew the deceased, as in common in many rural communities. As he approached, one of them, still wiping away tears, said "Sir, I've seen a lot of things in my time...but I've never seen all of this for a septic tank before!"

Cremate me and put me in a Crown Royal bottle.

I don't think you can legally get a used coffin - health code violation or something.

Funerals totally creep me out - donate my parts, cremate me, and have a nice memorial service.

I don't think you can legally get a used coffin - health code violation or something.

Funerals totally creep me out - donate my parts, cremate me, and have a nice memorial service.

Robbin Grave's used casket sales.

YouTube- Robbin Graves "Used Casket Sales"

i like this...can mine be a bourbon barrel?

absolutely. come sit or lie next to me.

Caskets are for the family, not the deceased, unless the now-deceased person specifically requested burial over cremation, as my ancestors, my family and I have. Now for a heartwarming tale.

A Scottish gentleman was hired by a funeral home to play bagpipes at a burial for a retired police officer. He was to be buried at a small cemetery in a remote area of Northwest Florida. Not being familiar with the area, and of course GPS is useless in many of our hammocks, the bagpipe player got lost on the way. Finally he found a small church with a cemetery out back - with a mound of fresh dirt. The workers were still there with their heavy equipment parked under a tree on the other side of the cemetery eating their sack lunches. Feeling remorseful for being too late for the burial but knowing that the deceased really wanted bagpipes, he set up by the grave and began to play. 20 minutes later, after Amazing Grace concluded, the equipment operators were in tears. The Scottish gentleman walked over to ask if they knew the deceased, as in common in many rural communities. As he approached, one of them, still wiping away tears, said "Sir, I've seen a lot of things in my time...but I've never seen all of this for a septic tank before!"

Hee hee!! Good one!

Had bagpipes at my dad's service. Talk about tears.

I will be either cremated or send me to The Body Farm

Body farm - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Phillip, you are an ass.

Just saw this. Sorry you missed the blatant sarcasm.

I guess the place could be good for something...

www.peopleofwalmart.com

Welcome to Wal-Mart you will be assimilated, you'll like it, and we're having a sale on panties and motor oil.

Welcome to Wal-Mart you will be assimilated, you'll like it, and we're having a sale on panties and motor oil.

Throw in condoms and a dog and you've got a scenario from Dateline NBC with Chris Hansen.

This thread has about ten more posts in it before the political forum trolls and sock puppets invade to kick ass and take names.

Interesting take. One of four parts:


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This thread has about ten more posts in it before the political forum trolls and sock puppets invade to kick ass and take names.

"Political Forum Trolls" kick whose ass???....they couldn't even find their own with both hands and a Garmin Nuvi 1370T

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