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We're running out of Chocolate

Alicia Leonard avatar
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I have to buy more guns to protect my chocolate:shock:


At the rate we're going, chocolate is going to be a rare?and extremely pricey?commodity within the next twenty years. Somebody needs to light a fire under those Oompa-Loompas, stat. The problem's easy to explain, and much harder to fix. According to the Cocoa Research Association, we're consuming more chocolate than we're producing cocoa. Which means, eventually, we're going to run out.
Cocoa's notoriously difficult to harvest, meaning more and more small-scale West African growers?who make an average of 80 cents per day?have little incentive not to turn to more lucrative crops, like rubber, or give up farming altogether in favor of more stable opportunities in cities.
What will the shortage mean? $11 Snickers bars, sooner than you think. Pretzels given out for Halloween. Or more candy made from carob, a poor substitute for the sweet and sticky real deal. And a tectonic shift in how we view our mochas, according the Nature Conservation Research Council's John Mason:
"In 20 years chocolate will be like caviar. It will become so rare and so expensive that the average Joe just won't be able to afford it."
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But don't lose hope! Both Hershey and Mars, Inc. have sequenced the cacao genome, meaning more resilient trees could be in our future. And 20 years seems like enough time to figure out how to incentivize farmers appropriately.
Still, though, just in case, my Cadbury Cream Egg stockpiling starts now. [Independent via PopSci]

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Matt J avatar
SWGB
#2
And SHELLY thought gold was the thing to invest in.
Alicia Leonard avatar
SoWal InsiderAuthor
#3
That's it. I'm starting a chocolate farm!
Douglas the Intrepid avatar
Beach Fanatic
#4
I volunteer to be a giant umpa loompa Alicia! 😉
scooterbug44 avatar
SoWal Expert
#5
That's it. I'm starting a chocolate farm!
Is Florida right for one? Because seriously, talk to Chandra and Susan, and I would totally invest (because we all know I would kill the plants).

Another thought - talk to the Sheriff and see if we can use inmate laborers. 😀
Alicia Leonard avatar
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#6
I volunteer to be a giant umpa loompa Alicia! 😉


We would need to get some self tanner for u:lol::wave:

I agree Scooty, this is a chocolate emergency. Men should be concerned even if they don't like chocolate. Hell hath no fury like a woman without chocolate:shock:
Andy A avatar
Beach Fanatic
#7
Thanks for the much needed levity. It won't affect me one way or the other and I am a chocaholic. I don't expect, nor wish for that matter, to be around in 20 years.
Alicia Leonard avatar
SoWal InsiderAuthor
#8
Thanks for the much needed levity. It won't affect me one way or the other and I am a chocaholic. I don't expect, nor wish for that matter, to be around in 20 years.


At these prices, Andy, we all might want to bequeath what chocolate we have to our favorite relatives:wave:
scooterbug44 avatar
SoWal Expert
#9
Thanks for the much needed levity. It won't affect me one way or the other and I am a chocaholic. I don't expect, nor wish for that matter, to be around in 20 years.

We'll miss you, but ................. dibs on your chocolate! :wave:

Seriously, this is a true emergency! I won't be able to control Mama Scooterbug without chocolate bribes!
sunspotbaby avatar
SoWal Insider
#10
You can freeze chocolate right? :lol:
Lake View Too avatar
SoWal Insider
#11
You can freeze chocolate right? :lol:

A world without chocolate would be just so vanilla...:blink:
Alicia Leonard avatar
SoWal InsiderAuthor
#12
A world without chocolate would be just so vanilla...:blink:


It would be the chocolate Apocalypse:shock:
Lake View Too avatar
SoWal Insider
#13
It would be the chocolate Apocalypse:shock:

The A-chocalyse? Noooooo!
Beach Lover
#14
It will be a really nasty world without chocolate. People having terrible withdrawals and families having interventions. Everyone going cold turkey and turning to cigarettes, booze and dope to calm the chocolate tremors. Chocolate hoarders will be the new reality show.
Carol G avatar
Beach Fanatic
#15
Chocopocalypse? (say that 5 times fast...)

Count me in on the chocolate farm! :wub:
Lake View Too avatar
SoWal Insider
#16
Since I've switched my addiction to caramel, I'm just not that conerned about chocolate, anymore. It's just a convenient wrapper for The Real Stuff. :roll:
Douglas the Intrepid avatar
Beach Fanatic
#17
Caramel can't hold a candle to the silky, luscious goodness of heavenly yet decadent chocolate! 😉
Miss Critter avatar
Beach Fanatic
#18
Chocolate is three of the four major food groups, with red wine being the fourth. I'll just have to start growing my own. Believe me, the world DOES NOT want me to run out of chocolate!
Alicia Leonard avatar
SoWal InsiderAuthor
#19
The world's confectionary kingpins are going cuckoo over cocoa, the primary--and increasingly scarce--ingredient in chocolate. With Americans addicted to their daily mochas and people in China and India increasingly aping Americans' taste for sweet snacks, the world is consuming more chocolate than ever. But cocoa hasn't become any more lucrative for farmers in West Africa, who do backbreaking work for 80 cents a day in an attempt to harvest a frustratingly finicky crop (cocoa can be grown only within 10 degrees latitude of the equator). "Chocolate consumption is increasing faster than cocoa production--and it's not sustainable," a researcher told attendees at the annual conference of Britain's Academy of Chocolate. (In other news, Great Britian has an Academy of Chocolate.) Cocoa production is slowly picking up in some other areas, including South America and Asia, but experts say it won't be enough to prevent prices from skyrocketing over the next two decades. "In 20 years chocolate will be like caviar," a Ghana-based researcher said. "It will become so rare and so expensive that the average Joe just won't be able to afford it."
http://www.independent.co.uk/life-s...ocolate-worth-its-weight-in-gold-2127874.html
Lake View Too avatar
SoWal Insider
#20
The world's confectionary kingpins are going cuckoo over cocoa, the primary--and increasingly scarce--ingredient in chocolate. With Americans addicted to their daily mochas and people in China and India increasingly aping Americans' taste for sweet snacks, the world is consuming more chocolate than ever. But cocoa hasn't become any more lucrative for farmers in West Africa, who do backbreaking work for 80 cents a day in an attempt to harvest a frustratingly finicky crop (cocoa can be grown only within 10 degrees latitude of the equator). "Chocolate consumption is increasing faster than cocoa production--and it's not sustainable," a researcher told attendees at the annual conference of Britain's Academy of Chocolate. (In other news, Great Britian has an Academy of Chocolate.) Cocoa production is slowly picking up in some other areas, including South America and Asia, but experts say it won't be enough to prevent prices from skyrocketing over the next two decades. "In 20 years chocolate will be like caviar," a Ghana-based researcher said. "It will become so rare and so expensive that the average Joe just won't be able to afford it."
Chocolate: Worth its weight in gold? - Features, Food & Drink - The Independent

I guess we're going to have to gear-up for a full scale invasion of South America to secure the cocoa reserves. Who needs oil when you got a large stash of chocolate.:cool:
Mango avatar
SoWal Insider
#21
I guess I will need to dig up those old Friends episodes and steal mochlate recipes, or is this going to be the next big bubble with cocoaters spouting "now is a good time to buy"? :scratch:
Alicia Leonard avatar
SoWal InsiderAuthor
#22
I guess I will need to dig up those old Friends episodes and steal mochlate recipes, or is this going to be the next big bubble with cocoaters spouting "now is a good time to buy"? :scratch:


Chocolate is the new gold.;-)
miznotebook avatar
Beach Fanatic
#23
Check out Endangered Species Chocolate. They're committed to promoting sustainability in cacao farming communities on the Ivory Coast and Ecuador, and their cacao is ethically traded. Their chocolate is wonderful. There may be other companies doing this also.

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Douglas the Intrepid avatar
Beach Fanatic
#24
Since cocoa beans were used as money by the ancient mayans, as we approach 2012 and the end of their calendar system, I think it only appropriate we come full circle with the value of this commodity! 😉
Alicia Leonard avatar
SoWal InsiderAuthor
#25
Check out Endangered Species Chocolate. They're committed to promoting sustainability in cacao farming communities on the Ivory Coast and Ecuador, and their cacao is ethically traded. Their chocolate is wonderful. There may be other companies doing this also.


I love these. Used to get them when the health food store next door carried them. Yummy!:wave:
scooterbug44 avatar
SoWal Expert
#26
I am really concerned about this - I seriously think we need a Sowal Free Trade cocoa coop.

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