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We're running out of Chocolate

Alicia Leonard avatar
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I have to buy more guns to protect my chocolate:shock:


At the rate we're going, chocolate is going to be a rare?and extremely pricey?commodity within the next twenty years. Somebody needs to light a fire under those Oompa-Loompas, stat. The problem's easy to explain, and much harder to fix. According to the Cocoa Research Association, we're consuming more chocolate than we're producing cocoa. Which means, eventually, we're going to run out.
Cocoa's notoriously difficult to harvest, meaning more and more small-scale West African growers?who make an average of 80 cents per day?have little incentive not to turn to more lucrative crops, like rubber, or give up farming altogether in favor of more stable opportunities in cities.
What will the shortage mean? $11 Snickers bars, sooner than you think. Pretzels given out for Halloween. Or more candy made from carob, a poor substitute for the sweet and sticky real deal. And a tectonic shift in how we view our mochas, according the Nature Conservation Research Council's John Mason:
"In 20 years chocolate will be like caviar. It will become so rare and so expensive that the average Joe just won't be able to afford it."
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But don't lose hope! Both Hershey and Mars, Inc. have sequenced the cacao genome, meaning more resilient trees could be in our future. And 20 years seems like enough time to figure out how to incentivize farmers appropriately.
Still, though, just in case, my Cadbury Cream Egg stockpiling starts now. [Independent via PopSci]

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Alicia Leonard avatar
SoWal InsiderAuthor
#27
I am really concerned about this - I seriously think we need a Sowal Free Trade cocoa coop.


There's gonna be money in them there beans....:lol:
Matt J avatar
SWGB
#28
If we start our own crops then we don't have to worry about "Blood Chocolate"?
Lynnie avatar
SoWal Insider
#29
Well now, this headline got my attention. I don't care what the real thing costs, it is a staple at MaisonvLynnie and always will be.😀
Miss Critter avatar
Beach Fanatic
#30
Can one grow cocoa beans and grapes on the same land? Hmmmm. . . . .
scooterbug44 avatar
SoWal Expert
#31
From my research, it looks like any Sowal chocolate growing would have to be done in greenhouses.

Perhaps we can get some cheap land near the Wal-mart and hope growing chocolate will drive away or mute the Wal-mart dementors.
Lynnie avatar
SoWal Insider
#32
And, chocolate doesn't go bad. Store it up? Incidentally, white chocolate does nothing for me.

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