kentucky derby

i am gonna use this tonight when mr audie is making me play pack mule loading the truck !

:lolabove: I'm glad you added "loading the truck" I was skerred for a minute!

I am much too delicate to carry anything heavier than a cocktail glass. 😀

I love this one!:lolabove: Let's get it on a T-shirt! It can be the mantra for all the SoWal gulls! :clap_1:

Nothing Tastier than a proper Makers Mark Mint Julep, served in a silver julep cup...

If you are serving Makers Mark, you can keep the ice, mint and simple syrup for yourself. ;-)

I think I need to bring down some Woodford Reserve.😀

My daughter called me with the perfect horse...Seaside Retreat. We have to bet him just on the name alone!! She said he's a long shot, but hey, bigger winnings!

That's my way of doing it, based on my first ever win when I was 14 years old. I bet on a horse called--no joke--Shyboob--and she turned out to be a darling! I liked the named because I empathized with the situation (didn't have much up front when I was 14 :oops: .)

:lolabove: I'm glad you added "loading the truck" I was skerred for a minute!

i thought about that after i posted it. it's really a kinky bedroom game involving sombreros !

i thought about that after i posted it. it's really a kinky bedroom game involving sombreros !

:idontno: :floor: you are killing me!:rolling:

This is a textbook tangentization--KY Derby morphs into a truck loading sex game!

:idontno: :floor: you are killing me!:rolling:

This is a textbook tangentization--KY Derby morphs into a truck loading sex game!

brought to you by - who else - but audie the perv !

chrisv - love that avatar :floor:

Thanks audie. It's my three year old son to a T!

If you are serving Makers Mark, you can keep the ice, mint and simple syrup for yourself. ;-)

SJ, sounds like you're a bourbon man. Bill Samuels was in Destin last month hosting an Ambassadors' Party at Blue Point. He was all pimped out in a purple suit and giving away Maker's Mark swag. I convinced my boss to do my quarterly review there; needless to say that after a few Makers', I got plenty of high Marks on the review!

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SJ, sounds like you're a bourbon man. Bill Samuels was in Destin last month hosting an Ambassadors' Party at Blue Point. He was all pimped out in a purple suit and giving away Maker's Mark swag. I convinced my boss to do my quarterly review there; needless to say that after a few Makers', I got plenty of high Marks on the review!

Not really a Bourbon kind of guy, but if you are going to serve good liquor, I will take mine neat, no matter if it is vodka, bourbon, scotch, or tequila. I am not a big fan of rum or gin. There was a time when I drank mucho good liqour, but now, I would be as happy with water with lemon. I do appreciate fine liqours, beer and wine, but I would be just as fine with smelling them all night instead of drinking them. I know that is not something that most Dawgs would ever say, but I am not like most people. :idontno:

Today is the Kentucky Oaks- the Lillies for the Fillies. No school today in Louisville- too many teachers always called in sick to go to the track, so years ago the school system gave up and now it is an "in-service" day. We do have class on President's Day and Good Friday.:shock:


Celebrity flash- the Queer Eye guys are here- Carson and the little dancing guy. Wonder if they brought Derby hats? They will probably look better than 90% of the women at the track.

I love this one!:lolabove: Let's get it on a T-shirt! It can be the mantra for all the SoWal gulls! :clap_1:

oooh T-shirts, cute idea 😀