Spam any one?

FunnChef - AlisonCooks.com

Jul 10, '06 · 7:50 AM2,3061

This is the official knock spam thread...If this is offensive to any one, or is politically incorrect....TOUGH.... :floor:

Spam Haiku:Clad in metal, proud
No mere salt-curing for you
You are not bacon

And who dares mock Spam?
You? you? you are not worthy
Of one rich pink fleck

Silent, former pig
One communal awareness
Myriad pink bricks

Twist, pull the sharp lid
Jerks and cuts me deeply but
Spam, aah, my poultice

Can of metal, slick
Soft center, so cool, moistening
I yearn for your salt

Blue can of steel
What promise do you hold?
Salt flesh so ripe

Grotesque pinkish mass
In a blue can on a shelf
Quivering alone

Replies

SoWal Insider

Jul 11, '06 · 8:38 AM#27

Mr. and Mrs. IBD- this one is for you! :rofl:
Spam addiction video

http://www.plan9entertainment.com/work_sample_pages/spam_page.html

FunnChef - AlisonCooks.comAuthor

Jul 11, '06 · 10:11 AM#28

Mr. and Mrs. IBD- this one is for you! :rofl:
Spam addiction video

http://www.plan9entertainment.com/work_sample_pages/spam_page.html

It still won't load for me..... :idontno:

SoWal Insider

Jul 11, '06 · 10:20 AM#29

It still won't load for me.....

plan9entertainment.com/work_samplepages/spam_page.html

bean

Jul 11, '06 · 10:26 AM#30

Mr. IBD/Sir Spamalot!!!

bean

Jul 11, '06 · 10:27 AM#31

Mr. and Mrs. IBD- this one is for you! :rofl:
Spam addiction video

http://www.plan9entertainment.com/work_sample_pages/spam_page.html

Perfect!

SoWal Insider

Jul 11, '06 · 10:29 AM#32

It still won't load for me.....

Hum, as soon as click the link, it works fine. So I tried it posting it without the http://www. so you can see the full link name, but I tried it that way, and it did not work for me. Weird.
Sorry, :idontno:

it was really funny.

FunnChef - AlisonCooks.comAuthor

Jul 11, '06 · 10:49 AM#33

Hum, as soon as click the link, it works fine. So I tried it posting it without the http://www. so you can see the full link name, but I tried it that way, and it did not work for me. Weird.
Sorry, it was really funny.

SoWal Guide

Jul 11, '06 · 1:15 PM#34

Mr. and Mrs. IBD- this one is for you! :rofl:
Spam addiction video

http://www.plan9entertainment.com/work_sample_pages/spam_page.html

you can't have too much of a good thing.... :clap_1:

fartblossom

Jul 11, '06 · 1:16 PM#35

you can't have too much of a good thing.... :clap_1:

as liberace said, too much of a good thing is .... wonderful !!

SoWal Insider

Jul 11, '06 · 9:35 PM#36

MANGO: Thank you very much your video and your support is much welcomed. I am trying as hard as I can to get off the SPAM.... PLease continue to give me your support. Everyday when I think of crushed meat in a can I have problems fulfilling my obligations at work. :blink:

SoWal Expert

Jul 11, '06 · 9:43 PM#37

OK OK OK

When I saw the thread title I about died from laughter.Story follows....

4th of July weekend we were at our camp in Bunkers Cove. Now to get to bunker you have to go about 15 miles north on Hwy 79 and then 20 miles of dirt road to get to a great place to relax. I was up there and have not been there for a while so I relied on Mr. IBD's inventory list. Well I was hungry and well there was the can of SPAM and not much else. Since it had been about 30 years since i had any I went and fried me a piece. Got is just perfect, golden brown on both sides. Then put some mayo on a steakhouse roll and ate it and boy was it good. Then little IBD wanted some and so she ate it and loved it. The next day Mr. IBD had him one as well and he loved it. So we all ate SPAM at some point. But the funny thing is last night about 11:00 Mr. IBD and I were watching a movie and he said he craved a SPAM samich sooo being the good born in Mississippi and raised in South Alabama girl that I am I got out of bed and made him one!!!! He ate it all and did NOT share any with me. So there I have confessed about the IBD's SPAM intake.

Do you think the "other board" people will accept me?????

I don't know how I missed this last night! OMG!! IBD/MR.IBD--too funny! No, Hysterical! :floor:

:funn: :funn: :rolling:

:rofl:

SoWal Insider

Jul 11, '06 · 10:05 PM#38

MANGO: Thank you very much your video and your support is much welcomed. I am trying as hard as I can to get off the SPAM.... PLease continue to give me your support. Everyday when I think of crushed meat in a can I have problems fulfilling my obligations at work.

Your welcome IBD.
If there's anything I can do to assist with your SPAM rehab, please let me know. :funn: Maybe they have a SPAM patch on their web site?

SoWal Insider

Jul 11, '06 · 10:25 PM#39

Will take a can of turkey spam please! Sure is good browned in a skillet! Yum Yum!

http://www.pusateri.org/cruft/docs/spamturkey.html

SoWal Guide

Jul 11, '06 · 10:37 PM#40

Will take a can of turkey spam please! Sure is good browned in a skillet! Yum Yum!

http://www.pusateri.org/cruft/docs/spamturkey.html

Oh, Lady B, this was a great turkey spam documentary (didn't know this existed).

"YES! A big thumbs up to Spam Turkey! I found that Spam turkey is the perfect combination of turkey taste and Spam convenience. I will be buying more, no matter what Michele says!"

IBD and Sir Spamelot - you must do your own documentary on spam cuisine at the camp site. please!!!

SoWal Guide

Jul 11, '06 · 10:39 PM#41

I don't know how I missed this last night! OMG!! IBD/MR.IBD--too funny! No, Hysterical! :funn: :funn: :rofl:

I know - this is in the top 10 sowal stories of all time, for sure. IBD - you tell it perfectly.

SoWal Expert

Jul 11, '06 · 10:41 PM#42

I know - this is in the top 10 sowal stories of all time, for sure. IBD - you tell it perfectly.

well, i haven't been around for all time, but this is definitely one of the best i've read.

IBD-Bravo!

directionally challenged

Jul 12, '06 · 12:29 AM#43

It's true that IBD's wit is giving Ms Kitty a run. She better hurry back. Please, IBD's, IF I ever get invited over for dinner, can we please not have spam? Not that there's anything wrong with it. It's just really yucky! :puke:

fartblossom

Jul 12, '06 · 5:52 AM#44

i think in slingblade carl said "potted meat" is made from lips, peckers, and ***holes !

SoWal Insider

Jul 12, '06 · 6:50 AM#45

The turkey spam is actually very delicious. I have bought it several times. Makes me want some right now!

SoWal Insider

Jul 12, '06 · 7:35 AM#46

We are having funn with the Spam follies. Maybe we "can" do a documentary. Didnt Skelly do one on a grilled cheese??? We still have a long way to go to be in the same league with Skelly, I need to get MRs. IBD working on some costumes.

SoWal Insider

Jul 12, '06 · 7:38 AM#47

We are having funn with the Spam follies. Maybe we "can" do a documentary. Didnt Skelly do one on a grilled cheese??? We still have a long way to go to be in the same league with Skelly, I need to get MRs. IBD working on some costumes.

You could also buy one:
http://www.spamgift.com/ProductDetails.aspx?productID=1201

Price: $65.00
#6900
#6900 - $65.00 SPAM? can costume.YOU WILL BE THE HIT OF THE PARTY AS YOU BECOME A LIFE SIZE SPAM? CAN. NECK & ARM HOLE OPENING MAKE FOR AN EASY FIT. 36" X 32" X 74" BOTTOM OPENING. ONE SIZE FITS MOST.

Edited Jan 5, '07 · 10:26 PM

SoWal Guide

Jul 12, '06 · 7:52 AM#48

i think in slingblade carl said "potted meat" is made from lips, peckers, and ***holes !

are you kidding? great movie!!!:clap_1:

FunnChef - AlisonCooks.comAuthor

Jul 28, '06 · 7:10 AM#49

You could also buy one:
http://www.spamgift.com/ProductDetails.aspx?productID=1201

Price: $65.00
#6900
#6900 - $65.00 SPAM? can costume.YOU WILL BE THE HIT OF THE PARTY AS YOU BECOME A LIFE SIZE SPAM? CAN. NECK & ARM HOLE OPENING MAKE FOR AN EASY FIT. 36" X 32" X 74" BOTTOM OPENING. ONE SIZE FITS MOST.

Spam costume!!! :floor:

Mango...I finally got the addiction video to work.....:rofl: