Another blast from the past...

I just ran out to walmart and purchased a thong.......SJ standby with that camera I dont know how much stress this material can take.
It may be quite a show.

If you are buying a Speedo that is 3 sizes too small to "accentuate your curves", it will be quite a show. A funny one.:rofl: You might consider buying a Speedo that fits- we wouldn't want you to have circulation issues.

Oh, it's always funn! ;-) Sometimes, things just get boring and need to be stirred up a little! ;-)

Keeping your thoughts to yourself is always funn? How does that stir things up?

If you are buying a Speedo that is 3 sizes too small to "accentuate your curves", it will be quite a show. A funny one.:rofl: You might consider buying a Speedo that fits- we wouldn't want you to have circulation issues.

This is the funniest thing I've heard (read) all week!!

(Good grief, I need to get some work done.)

Keeping your thoughts to yourself is always funn? How does that stir things up?

No, I meant the board in general is always funn. I believe you probably know what I mean about stirring things up.

(BTW, did you see Amy Sedaris on the Colbert Report this week? She performed a tumbling act.)

Hey now. That girl with the "juicy" swimsuit was a hottie. If you ever see photos taken by me of ugly or overweight people, simply to make fun of them, you have my permission to slap me - hard! Deal?;-)

What about when you spotted crack? :funn:

If you are buying a Speedo that is 3 sizes too small to "accentuate your curves", it will be quite a show. A funny one.:rofl: You might consider buying a Speedo that fits- we wouldn't want you to have circulation issues.

I was wondering why my voice went up a few octaves. Well I guess its back to walmart. Do you think they will take it back after I tried it on. Its not pretty.

Or it means they've come here from "across the pond" as did Merman. He arrived in this country with one of those things. It was dark green polyester. He didn't look very attractive in it. It was replaced in no short order with some American swim trunks, the kind he could wear in public without everyone exploding in laughter at the sight of him.

I don't like Speedos. I never know where to look when a guy's wearing one of those things. Well, actually, I know where I do look and it has nothing to do with where I ought to look.

Poor Merman! (The things we do to help our husbands.)
You're right, who did design those god-awful things?

Speedo = Banana Hammock :funn:

I was wondering why my voice went up a few octaves. Well I guess its back to walmart. Do you think they will take it back after I tried it on. Its not pretty.

Please don't tell us how it got stretched out, etc. We get the visual. :roll:

Please don't tell us how it got stretched out, etc. We get the visual. :roll:

Really its not so bad. When I bought it it said it was a speedo but when I put it on it became a thong.

Speedo = Banana Hammock :funn:

OK, here we go again...

marble bagger, plum smuggler...​

;-)

Do you mean like this one?

Do you mean like this one?

See, there you go, now you've done it. You posted my picture. How did you find it?
Now people are going to be stopping me in the street. :shock:

OK, here we go again...

marble bagger, plum smuggler...​

;-)

What a yummy pic.

OK, here we go again...

marble bagger, plum smuggler...​

;-)

Nuggitt Huggitt, Ouch Pouch, Lolly catcher

I have more, but don't want to get into trouble

See how quickly a thread can turn around.......Now its FUNN!!! :clap_1: :funn:

I have more, but don't want to get into trouble

Here here, me too. But, I thought those were just funn.

I don't like Speedos. I never know where to look when a guy's wearing one of those things. Well, actually, I know where I do look and it has nothing to do with where I ought to look.

Now you know what is feels like to be a man looking at a lady wearing a bikini, so don't smack us if we are looking not looking "where we ought to look." ;-)

If you choose to go down the Speedo path, be prepared for getting YOUR pic posted on SoWal!!

There would probably be more money paid for a pic of you wearing a Speedo on the beach than for a pic of Brangelina' s kid!!!!

:nono1:...:scratch:...well, sales have been a bit slow...On second thought, I don't think so.

What about when you spotted crack? :funn:

She was a cute girl -- just had fashion problems (maybe not actual problems since it seems to be a style);-) No slap.

She was a cute girl -- just had fashion problems (maybe not actual problems since it seems to be a style);-) No slap.

Excuses excuses. You were so proud of that pic. I think you told me about it 100 times!

Excuses excuses. You were so proud of that pic. I think you told me about it 100 times!

... and at what point did I mention that she was fat or ugly? A 100 # girl is far from being fat, and she was definitely a cutie. You are who you are, but your fashion can be changed. I am just glad that no one got a shot of me selling crack as I bent down to take her photo.

Right! wearing Speedos doesn't classify anyone as ugly or fat.

No, but lots of those men wearing Speedos are from countries in Europe, where Speedos are not only accepted but considered the norm. So....if we're going to get technical about this.....isn't it just as inconsiderate to ridicule a man in a Speedo if that man is an innocent visitor from another country and culture where Speedos are widely accepted, as it is to make a comment about a woman in a much-too-tight and unflattering dress in a ridiculous pose standing on a sand dune?

Just for the record, I think Speedos are unflattering as well, but I do understand and respect the fact that in other cultures they may be popular. ;-) Soooooo......if we're going to pound the gavel and behead those insensitive posters who've made comments about the infamous woman in the blue dress, we should also do the same for those who've ridiculed men in Speedos!

No, but lots of those men wearing Speedos are from countries in Europe, where Speedos are not only accepted but considered the norm. So....if we're going to get technical about this.....isn't it just as inconsiderate to ridicule a man in a Speedo if that man is an innocent visitor from another country and culture where Speedos are widely accepted, as it is to make a comment about a woman in a much-too-tight and unflattering dress in a ridiculous pose standing on a sand dune?

Just for the record, I think Speedos are unflattering as well, but I do understand and respect the fact that in other cultures they may be popular. ;-) Soooooo......if we're going to pound the gavel and behead those insensitive posters who've made comments about the infamous woman in the blue dress, we should also do the same for those who've ridiculed men in Speedos!

sorry for even daring to say this. I like speedos. I like seeing the real "bod" of both male and female on any beach. I didn't realize this until I traveled Europe, but it really makes NO difference about size or shape or fat or skinny. Bodies are bodies. Of course, I distinctly remember Kirky Baby announcing "sag alert! sag alert!!" whenver there were some big old saggy ones in our visionary path. But, come on, we're just talking about bodies of people who are of various ages enjoying the beach. There was no shame (in the least), and this is what the speedo is all about. I realize that in america it is quite a different attitude = and so this is an entirely different story..