We also got paddles. Also on sale. Actually, on clearance. What landed them on the clearance rack in the height of the kayaking season? Wellll....they're pink. Pink with little white cloudy swirls. I think they're very elegant. Merman has another opinion. He balked at buying them but one can't overlook a $50 savings per paddle. (Money talks.)
So the question is, does Merman spray paint his paddles? Or do real men wear pink?
His fate rests in your hands.

Just for the record, I noticed Jimmy Kimmel was wearing a pink shirt last night. Heck, go to an older country club and you will see grown men wearing green dress short, pink, greeen & yellow plaid shirt, yellow socks hiked up to the calf, with old brown shoes -- and they look happy. 
