HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids)
(1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. Alan, age 10
(2) No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with. Kristen, age 10
WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
(1) Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. Camille, age 10
(2) No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married.
Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)
HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
Derrick, age 8
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
Both don't want any more kids.
Lori, age 8
WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)
On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that Usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
Martin, age 10
WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
Craig, age 9
WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
When they're rich.
Pam, age 7
The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
Curt, age 7
The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
Howard, age 8
IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm never going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed out. Theodore, age 8
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
Anita, age 9 (bless you child)
HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
Kelvin, age 8
And the #1 Favorite is........
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
Ricky, age 10
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fartblossom
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
this is a very very wise boy !
this is a very very wise boy !
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WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?[/B]
I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
Craig, age 9
This is my favorite. Love what comes out out of the mouths of babes. 
Beach Fanatic
"You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids."
My favorite. It's probably pretty true.
My favorite. It's probably pretty true.
SoWal Staff
I know who I WANT to marry...but he doesn't know yet. 
Meow
I love love love these!!!!! 
got any pics?
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
Ricky, age 10
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
Ricky, age 10
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HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
Ricky, age 10
I don't think you have to learn this one.
Beach Fanatic
I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
Craig, age 9
Craig, age 9
Admin
I know who I WANT to marry...but he doesn't know yet.
Sorry, I don't see myself becoming available, you should go ahead and accept Jay's proposal.
SoWal Staff
Sorry, I don't see myself becoming available, you should go ahead and accept Jay's proposal.
Kurt! Well, I guess I'll let Toots keep you. I'll take Jay.
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SoWal Staff
What are you doing you freak? That's like poster-size! AHHH~ 
bean
THAT is a gorgeous picture! Whitey, is that your man?
SoWal Staff
THAT is a gorgeous picture! Whitey, is that your man?
Ummm, no that is Snowy he is like our brother. That's when I was in New York visiting Kimmi and Snowy almost a year ago.
Kurtifunn, why can't I attach a picture that is on another thread. My head is spinning.
SoWal Insider
Beautiful Miss Whitey!
SoWal Insider
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
Ricky, age 10
Now I'll always wonder when GTTBD tells me I look pretty. Is it me?
Or an F-150 SuperCrew?:shock: :rofl:Admin
Ummm, no that is Snowy he is like our brother. That's when I was in New York visiting Kimmi and Snowy almost a year ago.
Kurtifunn, why can't I attach a picture that is on another thread. My head is spinning.
You have to hotlink it not attach it.
Darlene is my middle name, not my nicknameAuthor
And that there is one gorgeous FUNN!!! Great picture Whitey!!!
Beach Fanatic
OOOOOOOOhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, it's my baby girl!!!
Can I pick out someone for you? He is a good provider, has a nice personality and sings in the choir at church - wadda ya say?!?!?
Can I pick out someone for you? He is a good provider, has a nice personality and sings in the choir at church - wadda ya say?!?!?
Meow
OOOOOOOOhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, it's my baby girl!!!
Can I pick out someone for you? He is a good provider, has a nice personality and sings in the choir at church - wadda ya say?!?!?
...sparklegrover, you make pretty babies!!!SoWal Insider
OOOOOOOOhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, it's my baby girl!!!
Can I pick out someone for you? He is a good provider, has a nice personality and sings in the choir at church - wadda ya say?!?!?
Seagrover mama, your baby is so beautiful! (and she's funn and seems sweet too) Good work mom!
SoWal Staff
OOOOOOOOhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, it's my baby girl!!!
Can I pick out someone for you? He is a good provider, has a nice personality and sings in the choir at church - wadda ya say?!?!?
No no no. :roll:
Beach Fanatic
My experience is that you don't have to decide. Your future wife tells you.
SoWal Staff
Beach Fanatic
Thanks Kitty and Cheering - she is a sweet girl -
BUT Whitey, who is this dude?
BUT Whitey, who is this dude?
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