HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids)
(1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. Alan, age 10
(2) No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with. Kristen, age 10
WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
(1) Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. Camille, age 10
(2) No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married.
Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)
HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
Derrick, age 8
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
Both don't want any more kids.
Lori, age 8
WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)
On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that Usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
Martin, age 10
WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
Craig, age 9
WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
When they're rich.
Pam, age 7
The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
Curt, age 7
The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
Howard, age 8
IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm never going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed out. Theodore, age 8
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
Anita, age 9 (bless you child)
HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
Kelvin, age 8
And the #1 Favorite is........
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
Ricky, age 10
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SoWal Staff
Thanks Kitty and Cheering - she is a sweet girl -
BUT Whitey, who is this dude?
Mom- did you just call me Whitey?
Jay Culter. Mom, you know this one. He plays for the Denver Broncos. And, Brodie plays for the Kansas City Chiefs. You'll get it right one day.
SoWal Insider
Could you just print us a program please...with foldouts?
Beach Fanatic
Yes, whitey, I called you whitey - would you rather me call you WHITSTER????
You know I can't keep up with these people - a program would be most helpful - was this the guy you ran into at B & A's?
Momster
You know I can't keep up with these people - a program would be most helpful - was this the guy you ran into at B & A's?
Momster
SoWal Insider
My experience is that you don't have to decide. Your future wife tells you.
HaHa Very Funn-y! You're just jealous cause I'm here and you're not!
FunnChef - AlisonCooks.com
HaHa Very Funn-y! You're just jealous cause I'm here and you're not!
SoWal Insider
HaHa Very Funn-y! You're just jealous cause I'm here and you're not!
I knew you deserved a great husband and I hurried up and married you before you could find one.
SoWal Insider
I knew you deserved a great husband and I hurried up and married you before you could find one.
No I am not replying to myself. GTTBD aka FBB aka Computer Know it all has logged in as me from home.
You are the best dear. Wish you were here.
;-) By the way. You are pretty dang grayt!
fartblossom
No I am not replying to myself. GTTBD aka FBB aka Computer Know it all has logged in as me from home.
You are the best dear. Wish you were here.
he is pretty dang grayt - and handsome too !!!!!
SoWal Insider
he is pretty dang grayt - and handsome too !!!!!
Thanks audie! He's a great cook too!
fartblossom
Thanks audie! He's a great cook too!
keep him - keep him !! i love that mr audie is a better cook than i am - he has patience - i do not !!
Beach Fanatic
A WORD FROM THIS WISE . . . Find a man that likes to cook.
Beach Fanatic
A WORD FROM THIS WISE . . . Find a man that likes to cook.
Amen!
Meow
A WORD FROM THIS WISE . . . Find a man that likes to cook.
...that's my dbuck!!!I heart FBB. I will let him cook for me in October!
Beach Fanatic
I'll let anybody cook for me, I'm not particular.
SoWal Insider
I heart FBB. I will let him cook for me in October!
Yes, I think you and Mr. K have an outstanding rain check from last October. He's looking forward to it. ;-)
fartblossom
mr audie couldn't even boil water in a microwave when we got married. then he got tired of eating carryout the weeks i was working, so we taught him to cook. right now he's making homemade ice cream
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