more Football tongue lashing than you can throw a stick at

All I have to say......then I'm REALLY going to bed is:

All I have to say......then I'm REALLY going to bed is:

I love Gators... They taste like (Game) Cocks.

I love Gators... They taste like (Game) Cocks.

SJ...you are soooo bad.....

SJ...you are soooo bad.....

troublemaker
rabble rouser

YEAH! Another football thread.

YEAH! Another football thread.

You are such a twit!

You are such a twit!

:nono1:

You are such a twit!

I have been called worse my little kitty!!!!

I have been called worse my little kitty!!!!

Twitty?

You are such a twit!

Oh, and go to your room right now for being such a bad kitty!!!!

Oh, and go to your room right now for being such a bad kitty!!!!

I don't know diddly about football.

In fact I only recently discovered that a Quarterback was not a refund.

I don't know diddly about football.

In fact I only recently discovered that a Quarterback was not a refund.

:funn:

I don't know diddly about football.

In fact I only recently discovered that a Quarterback was not a refund.

Oh 30gAy you would love it. They all wear tight pants. Most of the time the quaterback plays "under center" instead of shotgun, (that's nice hand placement for you), and they even have tight ends. Someone is always slapping someone elses butt. What more can you ask for??

Oh 30gAy you would love it. They all wear tight pants. Most of the time the quaterback plays "under center" instead of shotgun, (that's nice hand placement for you), and they even have tight ends. Someone is always slapping someone elses butt. What more can you ask for??

and you can doa cute dance when you make a touchdown!!!:clap_1:

Oh 30gAy you would love it. They all wear tight pants. Most of the time the quaterback plays "under center" instead of shotgun, (that's nice hand placement for you), and they even have tight ends. Someone is always slapping someone elses butt. What more can you ask for??

:clap_1:

All I know about Football comes from that "In Living Color" skit, Men on Football:


Antoine Marryweather: [Antoine is explaining football to Dwayne] Ok, now, you're going to be the center. So take this ball, bend over and I'm going to walk up right behind you and put my hands between your legs.
Dwayne Edwards: OOOH! I think I may have played this game before

Just watch out for the fans....

Just watch out for the fans....

Wait a minute...they're out of order, but have too many A's. Oh...well I guess for University of Alabama at Tuscaloosa...that makes sense.

Wait a minute...they're out of order, but have too many A's. Oh...well I guess for University of Alabama at Tuscaloosa...that makes sense.

Maybe their fans need to extra "A"s, for "AA"???

Just for the record, I am just kidding on every football post that I make. I have no idea what I am talking about. I just like the trash talking part of football season.

Now, on with the trash talking.

Wait a minute...they're out of order, but have too many A's. Oh...well I guess for University of Alabama at Tuscaloosa...that makes sense.

Here Kimmi...my two favorite words for you. BITE ME!!!!

Just watch out for the fans....

And also for you Kurtifunn....BITE ME!!!!!!

Maybe their fans need to extra "A"s, for "AA"???

Just for the record, I am just kidding on every football post that I make. I have no idea what I am talking about. I just like the trash talking part of football season.

Now, on with the trash talking.

You need to pick a team. There is no room for agnostics in the south.

You need to pick a team. There is no room for agnostics in the south.

But I'm so confused....everyteam seems to have "issues"...maybe I should go with the team with the best jokes about them?!?