more Football tongue lashing than you can throw a stick at

But I'm so confused....everyteam seems to have "issues"...maybe I should go with the team with the best jokes about them?!?

Stick with me...jenay...we will go far.

All I know about Football comes from that "In Living Color" skit, Men on Football:


Antoine Marryweather: [Antoine is explaining football to Dwayne] Ok, now, you're going to be the center. So take this ball, bend over and I'm going to walk up right behind you and put my hands between your legs.
Dwayne Edwards: OOOH! I think I may have played this game before

now this makes the football thread worth looking at!!! :clap_1:

does that guy have a pancake on his head?

I don't know diddly about football.

In fact I only recently discovered that a Quarterback was not a refund.

I am cracking up. literally. OMG.

Wait a minute...they're out of order, but have too many A's. Oh...well I guess for University of Alabama at Tuscaloosa...that makes sense.

The extra letters are probably back-ups because they know at least one of the A's will drink til he passes out and falls down between the seats.

The extra letters are probably back-ups because they know at least one of the A's will drink til he passes out and falls down between the seats.

I hope everyone caught that not only are there too many letters, but "b" wrote his backwards!! :funn:

I hope everyone caught that not only are there too many letters, but "b" wrote his backwards!! :funn:

He was probably standing in front of the mirror, or maybe he is dyslexic. Heck, with that order of the letters, maybe they are all dyslexic.

I don't know diddly about football.

In fact I only recently discovered that a Quarterback was not a refund.

Even if you DON'T like football..........lotta cute guys in tight pants!:clap_1:

I had to check the FSU and Gator schedule before I set my wedding date!! The 1st date we set, both teams had big games that day, and ppl were asking us...............is there gonna be a TV at the reception????

I hope everyone caught that not only are there too many letters, but "b" wrote his backwards!! :funn:

He was probably standing in front of the mirror, or maybe he is dyslexic. Heck, with that order of the letters, maybe they are all dyslexic.

Wow, I am getting to use my two favorite words many times today. I am so happy.

BITE ME!!!!

Wow, I am getting to use my two favorite words many times today. I am so happy.

BITE ME!!!!

At least it is difficult for the Bama fans to turn the A backwards. Maybe the founders of the state were thinking ahead.

At least it is difficult for the Bama fans to turn the A backwards. Maybe the founders of the state were thinking ahead.

Where is that bird flipping smiley when you need it!!!!!!!!!!

Where is that bird flipping smiley when you need it!!!!!!!!!!

It only hurts when you know it is the truth.

I have enough faith in the Dawgs, that I don't even have to watch the games. I can just chill out on the beach.

It only hurts when you know it is the truth.

http://smiley.onegreatguy.net/kissass.gif

I just got my Gator license plate (the one in my signature) by UPS, scared the s*** outta me pounding at my door.........now I gotta find a screwdriver

Also got a Gator garter (my fiancee' doesn't know about, will be a surprise to him) After all...........I needed something blue , right?

But I'm so confused....everyteam seems to have "issues"...maybe I should go with the team with the best jokes about them?!?

Women who are not born in to football, as they are in the south, usually pick a team with the cutest coach, QB, or mascot, or the best uniform colors. You can do better than that.

In the SEC (the nation's best conference) you have 6 teams out of 12 that have a legitimate shot at winning the conference championship year in and year out - Alabama, Auburn, and Louisiana State in the western division; and Florida, Georgia, and Tennessee from the eastern division. Might as well start with one of these because it would be no fun picking one of the other 6.

In the west, LSU has been very strong recently, along with Auburn. Alabama is clawing it's way back up after being down for many years and in trouble with the NCAA for rules violations. LSU fans are the craziest and can cook up a storm. While the food in Baton Rouge is awesome, most unbiased fans will tell you that Auburn is the 2nd best place in the league to spend a Saturday afternoon. Although, Bama is reported by the fairer sex to have the cutest coach, beauty is fleeting and true beauty in the SEC comes from fielding a great team.

In the east Florida is also rising again after a few down years and UGA has had recent success although they have lost 15 of the last 17 to UF. Florida is the defending national champion in basketball so you'd be all set for bball season as they return their top 6 players. The Swamp in Gainesville is the best place to see a football game and acknowledged by media and coaches as the toughest place for visitors to win. Tennessee? Well, Tennessee fans are embarrassed or embarrassing.

http://www.alligator.org/pt2/060922petty.php

"What can I say?" Petty asked the screaming crowd in between hits "Mary Jane's Last Dance" and "I Won't Back Down." "It's so great to be here. I really feel like I've come home."
Gainesville Mayor Pegeen Hanrahan and Chris Machen, UF President Bernie Machen's wife, paid respects to Petty and the band.
"He truly embodies what it means to be human," Machen said.
I've met presidents and vice presidents and heads of state, but I'm a native of Gainesville, and there's nobody bigger than Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers to someone in Gainesville," Hanrahan said. "Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers are to Gainesville what the Beatles are to Liverpool."
Each band member received a key to the city.
"It's much nicer than Chicago's," Petty noted.
It's a beautiful town," Petty said. "I have nothing but fond memories."
The band's 13-year hiatus from performing in Gainesville resulted from a tour schedule that would have brought Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers to the city during summer, when few students would be in town to hear them.
This time, the band went out of its way to be on the road a little longer and play in Gainesville.
"I really, really love this town," Tench said. "It's very special, and y'all really need to know what you've got here. It doesn't feel like any other town that I know - it's really warm, and it's really lovely."

http://www.alligator.org/pt2/060922petty.php

Even if you DON'T like football..........lotta cute guys in tight pants!:clap_1:

I had to check the FSU and Gator schedule before I set my wedding date!! The 1st date we set, both teams had big games that day, and ppl were asking us...............is there gonna be a TV at the reception????

Yep - no self respectin' southern woman plans a wedding or anything else on a Fall Saturday in the south. BTW - did I mention that you should run and hide?

Yep - no self respectin' southern woman plans a wedding or anything else on a Fall Saturday in the south. BTW - did I mention that you should run and hide?

Not gonna run and hide...........am a PROUD Gator fan

:clap_1:

Not gonna run and hide...........am a PROUD Gator fan

:clap_1:

Marrying a fan of what team again?

At least it is difficult for the Bama fans to turn the A backwards. Maybe the founders of the state were thinking ahead.

The M can't be backwards either

What happened to the Southeastern Conference Football thread? I must have missed something.

What happened to the Southeastern Conference Football thread? I must have missed something.

It is in lockdown.

Marrying a fan of what team again?

Believe it or not he doesn't even like football, just fishin.........
Last weekend when we were doing invitations, I was watching the game, and jumped up and started yelling at one point, he says..........WTF, It's JUST a football game! I flipped the TV to the next channel, and they were showing "Runaway Bride":rofl: ..............he says, okay watch the game
BBL, off to a noon appt. Ya'll behave while I'm gone:funn:

It is in lockdown.

Because ... ?

Because ... ?

I think because it got a little hostile with a couple of folks. But daddy-o, would be the one with the answers to this.

I think because it got a little hostile with a couple of folks.

That's what I figured. But it seems that when it comes posts related to college football, many of them contain hostility, not just with attacks against teams, but personal attacks. The latter is unacceptable IMO.