Subway. (Trying to eat healthy). Man in front of me ordering 5 different sandwiches. Bless his heart, he had a list. Man orders 5 drinks too. I order my stuff. The sandwich makers get my stuff mixed up with his. Soooo, they have to unwrap all the sandwiches.
THEN, this skinny wench comes in with 4 kids. BEFORE she even orders, she grabs 4 cups and those kids proceed to cut in front of the poor 5 sandwich man, who's now trying to get his 5 drinks.
And, I'm still behind him. Now, I didn't care so much for myself, but that poor man! So that's my 2 pet peeves: food people who can't keep orders straight, and kids that have no manners!
..no, you can wax his chest or your car!!!

(Disclaimer: there are trashy rednecks here, too. In fact, I think they're everywhere.)






Exactly what I do. It is for my use in an emergency.

or in this case, 
Wish I had known you all were here. We could have had some funn!