kurt said:
Top ten SoWal complaints (because everyone needs to complain about something):
10 - Loud motorcycles driven by yuppy gangs in leather.
9 - fish ain't bitin'.
8 - fish ain't bitin' today either.
7 - Damn! it's cold.
6 - Damn! it's hot.
5 - My glass is empty.
4 - Crab ate my bait.
3 - It took me 3 minutes to turn.
2 - Something bit me!
1 - Red Flag!
Amen to numbers 9, 7, 6, 4, 2, and add to those numbers:
.9 - Damn Deer Flies!
.8 - Damn mosquitos!
.7 - Damn Pinfish!
.6 - My dog ran off again.
.5 - Itiat drivers! -- (see numbers .4 and .3)
.4 - Other drivers' lack of turn signal.
.3 - Other drivers incorrect use of turn signals.
.2 - Nowhere left to eat. (I see Freeport is getting a "JB's Chinese Buffet.")
.1 - Freaking road construction again.
I guess life is not too bad here at the Beach. I have grown so accustomed to living here that now, when I drive through Atlanta, I have anxiety attacks.