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30gAy Confesses To Killing Them Out There
August 10, 2006
SOWAL BULLETIN BOARD/ Walton County
Local professed gadfly 30Gay confessed yesterday to the recent killings of Board Members on the SoWal Bulletin Board.
FBI officials have temporarily shut down the site to access the amount of casualties.
"Man, I killed 'em," the said 30gAy to FBI interrogators. "I knew I had them rolling out there. I really knocked 'em dead."
Among 30gAy?s victims were Allifunn, InletBeach Dweller, BeachBummett, DestinDreamin, Seagrovelover, Tootsie, DBuck and Lindabobhit . All were absolutely slain.
Police arriving on the scene minutes after several posts by 30gAy which included split sides, busted guts, and three or four blown minds.
30Gay was arrested an hour later at the Red Bar in Grayton Beach , where he was discussing the posts with Karl Rove, who may have acted as an accomplice by acting behind the scenes after meeting him in Rosemary Beach. FBI officials say they did it to hide a gay sex scandal.
Forensic investigators say 30gAy repeatedly hit the Board members with his best stuff since his join date several months ago. unleashing a deadly arsenal which included "altering bumper stickers with white pens to representing Free the Girls movement" and several barbed quips to posters.
"From the bit about Methane Man to using blow up furniture filled with polluted air from large cities to make reduce greenhouse gases, they never had a chance," comedy-forensics expert Jim Edmonds said. "He really brought out all the big guns."
It is believed to be the worst comedy killing since last month when Mr. IBD professed his fondness for Spam and announced himself Sir Spam-A-Lot. Another 141 posters were killed when the incident spread to lurkers on the site, escalating into a full-scale laugh riot.
Though details of the incidents are still emerging, several posts reveals a panicked poster desperately writing, "Oh, my God, I can't breathe!"
Survivor Mango, a long time lurker turned poster, described the comedy carnage.
"It?s been horrible," Mango said. ?30gAy has been mercilessly posting on the Board these one-liners and may have purchased Cher?s clothing from an auction. All around me, posters were falling out of their chairs. When he posted the thread about South Walton diversifying it?s economy ?Just look at the demographics- this is the whitest, most conservative place in the area. The asses here are so tight, that we can put a slug of graphite up the anus and within a week we have a lovely 2 carat diamond!? I thought I was done for."
According to the FBI, the killings may well have been a "copycat" crime.
"Not only is his methodology and psychological profile extremely similar to that of stand-up Bobby Greenfield,", his leaving the lounge to post quips on extremely important subject matter match several other posters, like Miss Kitty and Jdarg.
"There's still a lot more to be learned about 30Gay, but we do know that his basic profile is that of typical gadfly, "an FBI spokesman said.
Speaking to reporters from his South Walton cell, 30gAy expressed no remorse for his deadly act.
"Yeah, I killed them," 30gAy said. "And I'll do it again. Saturday night at the Cussin, Smokin, Pajama Party at 9:00 pm.
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30gAy Confesses To Killing Them Out There
August 10, 2006
SOWAL BULLETIN BOARD/ Walton County
Local professed gadfly 30Gay confessed yesterday to the recent killings of Board Members on the SoWal Bulletin Board.
FBI officials have temporarily shut down the site to access the amount of casualties.
"Man, I killed 'em," the said 30gAy to FBI interrogators. "I knew I had them rolling out there. I really knocked 'em dead."
Among 30gAy?s victims were Allifunn, InletBeach Dweller, BeachBummett, DestinDreamin, Seagrovelover, Tootsie, DBuck and Lindabobhit . All were absolutely slain.
Police arriving on the scene minutes after several posts by 30gAy which included split sides, busted guts, and three or four blown minds.
30Gay was arrested an hour later at the Red Bar in Grayton Beach , where he was discussing the posts with Karl Rove, who may have acted as an accomplice by acting behind the scenes after meeting him in Rosemary Beach. FBI officials say they did it to hide a gay sex scandal.
Forensic investigators say 30gAy repeatedly hit the Board members with his best stuff since his join date several months ago. unleashing a deadly arsenal which included "altering bumper stickers with white pens to representing Free the Girls movement" and several barbed quips to posters.
"From the bit about Methane Man to using blow up furniture filled with polluted air from large cities to make reduce greenhouse gases, they never had a chance," comedy-forensics expert Jim Edmonds said. "He really brought out all the big guns."
It is believed to be the worst comedy killing since last month when Mr. IBD professed his fondness for Spam and announced himself Sir Spam-A-Lot. Another 141 posters were killed when the incident spread to lurkers on the site, escalating into a full-scale laugh riot.
Though details of the incidents are still emerging, several posts reveals a panicked poster desperately writing, "Oh, my God, I can't breathe!"
Survivor Mango, a long time lurker turned poster, described the comedy carnage.
"It?s been horrible," Mango said. ?30gAy has been mercilessly posting on the Board these one-liners and may have purchased Cher?s clothing from an auction. All around me, posters were falling out of their chairs. When he posted the thread about South Walton diversifying it?s economy ?Just look at the demographics- this is the whitest, most conservative place in the area. The asses here are so tight, that we can put a slug of graphite up the anus and within a week we have a lovely 2 carat diamond!? I thought I was done for."
According to the FBI, the killings may well have been a "copycat" crime.
"Not only is his methodology and psychological profile extremely similar to that of stand-up Bobby Greenfield,", his leaving the lounge to post quips on extremely important subject matter match several other posters, like Miss Kitty and Jdarg.
"There's still a lot more to be learned about 30Gay, but we do know that his basic profile is that of typical gadfly, "an FBI spokesman said.
Speaking to reporters from his South Walton cell, 30gAy expressed no remorse for his deadly act.
"Yeah, I killed them," 30gAy said. "And I'll do it again. Saturday night at the Cussin, Smokin, Pajama Party at 9:00 pm.
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