a funny from mom

[audie]

Forgive your enemies

Toward the end of a service, the Minister asked, "How many
of you have forgiven your enemies?" 80% held up their
hands.
The Minister then repeated his question. All responded
this time, except one small elderly Lady.
"Mrs. Jones?"
"Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"
"I don't have any," she replied, smiling sweetly.
"Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?"
"Ninety-eight," she replied.
"Oh. Mrs. Jones, would you please come down in front & tell
us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an
enemy in the world?"
The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced
the congregation, and said: "I outlived the biatches."

 

[lindatat]

Good one - although I was thinking this was actually going to be something direct from YOUR mom!

 

[audie]

Good one - although I was thinking this was actually going to be something direct from YOUR mom!

nah, all she can talk about is her and pop's retirement party and my nephew's 4th birthday...

 

[Miss Kitty]

:funn:

 

[Biff]

:funn: :funn: :funn: :funn: :funn: :funn: :funn:




:clap_1:​

 

[Sheila]

She must be related to the "Fruitcake Lady"!

 

[seagrovelover]

:clap_1: :clap_1: :clap_1:

 

[kathydwells]

:funn:

 

[DD]

:funn:

darlene, in all the times i've looked at your sig pic, today was the first time i saw the santa and reindeer.....duh.

 

[kathydwells]

darlene, in all the times i've looked at your sig pic, today was the first time i saw the santa and reindeer.....duh.

It's ok, sweetie, you are blonde like me. ;-)