a funny from mom

[DD]

It's ok, sweetie, you are blonde like me. ;-)

:roll:

 

[Lady D]

Forgive your enemies

Toward the end of a service, the Minister asked, "How many
of you have forgiven your enemies?" 80% held up their
hands.
The Minister then repeated his question. All responded
this time, except one small elderly Lady.
"Mrs. Jones?"
"Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"
"I don't have any," she replied, smiling sweetly.
"Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?"
"Ninety-eight," she replied.
"Oh. Mrs. Jones, would you please come down in front & tell
us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an
enemy in the world?"
The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced
the congregation, and said: "I outlived the biatches."

I too thought this was from your mom. This is cute. I love it.

 

[audie]

i will probably have some funny mom stories tonight, the retirement party the shop is having for her and pop (it is officially his last day, she works til christmas) is this evening. she will be in rare form :roll:

 

[Miss Kitty]

It's ok, sweetie, you are blonde like me. ;-)

^5!!!!

i will probably have some funny mom stories tonight, the retirement party the shop is having for her and pop (it is officially his last day, she works til christmas) is this evening. she will be in rare form :roll:

:clap_1: OMG!!! Tell them congrats! Will they be okay with retirement? When do they head to the beach?

 

[RiverOtter]

Forgive your enemies

Toward the end of a service, the Minister asked, "How many
of you have forgiven your enemies?" 80% held up their
hands.
The Minister then repeated his question. All responded
this time, except one small elderly Lady.
"Mrs. Jones?"
"Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"
"I don't have any," she replied, smiling sweetly.
"Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?"
"Ninety-eight," she replied.
"Oh. Mrs. Jones, would you please come down in front & tell
us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an
enemy in the world?"
The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced
the congregation, and said: "I outlived the biatches."

:rofl:

 

[audie]

^5!!!!



:clap_1: OMG!!! Tell them congrats! Will they be okay with retirement? When do they head to the beach?

oh yeah, they're definitely ok with it. this was pop's last week and he took monday off because he woke up and decided he didn't want to work . i'm a bit concerned about them being home together so much, not sure which one will crack first.

and they may come to sowal with us in april...

 

[Miss Kitty]

oh yeah, they're definitely ok with it. this was pop's last week and he took monday off because he woke up and decided he didn't want to work . i'm a bit concerned about them being home together so much, not sure which one will crack first.

and they may come to sowal with us in april...

:clap_1: ...these are some parents I've got to meet!!!

 

[audie]

:clap_1: ...these are some parents I've got to meet!!!

this is my dad's favorite expression : :roll: that's all he does when he is around mom. she just yaks and yaks and doesn't make a bit of sense sometimes. guess that's where i get it...she is also a bit on the aggravating side like me ;-)