How the heck did I forget this? Let's blame it on work. Where to begin...
Eeeewwww more creepy psycho phone sex with Natasha and her baby/daddy mail order husband. Natasha was grossing out the other girls when she was on the phone. Literally on the phone, which was obviously set to vibrate. I was afraid she was going to use it as a sexual aid device. She always thought she was beautiful, but she is taking all the praise from the judges and it's going stright to her head. Which is a problem as there's limited space in there. For the challenge they head to the outback to see native tribes. Natasha wears her sexy shoes. Perfect choice. The show is now a mix of "So You Think You Can Dance" and "Project Runway Outback Edition". They have to design a dress, paint their bodies and tell their life story in dance. I was eager to see how Natasha would work in the mail order bride thing in dance. She skipped that part. She was so quiet during her story it was almost mime like. Jaslene and Renee tell stories (limited dancing here) that focus on abuse. Dionne isn't feeling it, even her boyfriend can't get her to dance she says.
Renee wins and picks Jaslene to share the win with. The BFF's win pearl jewlery. It was beautiful. Renee is happy and seems nicer to the girls.
Once home Dionne needs some funn! They are going out, hopefully not to dance. Natasha stays home sick. This gives the girls the entire evening to trash talk about her. She's a phony?!?:shock: Go figure. Now back at the house with the Tyra mail. Does it annoy anyone else how they spend so much time trying to decode the puzzle clue within the Tyra mail? They never guess right. Stop straining your poor underfed brains. Get some rest. Tomorrow, after your breakfast of water and cigarettes, you have to stand in front of a camera for goodness sakes.
The photo shoot is to act out different tribal stories, more dancing. Dionne isn't happy and it shows again with the angry face. Poor Jay was wore out from cheering her on. Not so great and Jay always tattles to the judges. Jaslene and Renee did well. I think Renee is looking really better than Jaslene this week. Natasha is spreading her germs to all the aborigines. But she knows they are beautiful germs, they are lucky to have them. Natasha may feel bad but she looks worse at the photo shoot. How does this happen, when I have a runny nose and sore throat I am still able to move. Her picture in front of the judges looked better than I thought it would. She was a train wreck in reality. Jay had to tell her every move to make and she looked stiff as a board However the judges didn't agree. When the final 2 were left it was Dionne the non-dancing queen and Natasha. Natasha stays because she took bad sick pictures, but at least isn't angry. I think Twiggy needs to live in the house and figure out who is really worse, mean Renee or phony Natasha.
Eeeewwww more creepy psycho phone sex with Natasha and her baby/daddy mail order husband. Natasha was grossing out the other girls when she was on the phone. Literally on the phone, which was obviously set to vibrate. I was afraid she was going to use it as a sexual aid device. She always thought she was beautiful, but she is taking all the praise from the judges and it's going stright to her head. Which is a problem as there's limited space in there. For the challenge they head to the outback to see native tribes. Natasha wears her sexy shoes. Perfect choice. The show is now a mix of "So You Think You Can Dance" and "Project Runway Outback Edition". They have to design a dress, paint their bodies and tell their life story in dance. I was eager to see how Natasha would work in the mail order bride thing in dance. She skipped that part. She was so quiet during her story it was almost mime like. Jaslene and Renee tell stories (limited dancing here) that focus on abuse. Dionne isn't feeling it, even her boyfriend can't get her to dance she says.
Renee wins and picks Jaslene to share the win with. The BFF's win pearl jewlery. It was beautiful. Renee is happy and seems nicer to the girls. Once home Dionne needs some funn! They are going out, hopefully not to dance. Natasha stays home sick. This gives the girls the entire evening to trash talk about her. She's a phony?!?:shock: Go figure. Now back at the house with the Tyra mail. Does it annoy anyone else how they spend so much time trying to decode the puzzle clue within the Tyra mail? They never guess right. Stop straining your poor underfed brains. Get some rest. Tomorrow, after your breakfast of water and cigarettes, you have to stand in front of a camera for goodness sakes.
The photo shoot is to act out different tribal stories, more dancing. Dionne isn't happy and it shows again with the angry face. Poor Jay was wore out from cheering her on. Not so great and Jay always tattles to the judges. Jaslene and Renee did well. I think Renee is looking really better than Jaslene this week. Natasha is spreading her germs to all the aborigines. But she knows they are beautiful germs, they are lucky to have them. Natasha may feel bad but she looks worse at the photo shoot. How does this happen, when I have a runny nose and sore throat I am still able to move. Her picture in front of the judges looked better than I thought it would. She was a train wreck in reality. Jay had to tell her every move to make and she looked stiff as a board However the judges didn't agree. When the final 2 were left it was Dionne the non-dancing queen and Natasha. Natasha stays because she took bad sick pictures, but at least isn't angry. I think Twiggy needs to live in the house and figure out who is really worse, mean Renee or phony Natasha.
Last edited:
Niiice.