average wedding cost...

i agree. the only part i care about is the open bar!
if i can't have that then there really is no reason to get married

if i ever do get hitched it will probably be on top of the bar at the red bar new years eve 2020

I think you have the right idea. Can I be invited? I will be in my prime then.

I think you have the right idea. Can I be invited? I will be in my prime then.

maybe.

maybe.

:roll:

I think you have the right idea. Can I be invited? I will be in my prime then.

All the Funn-lovin wenches will be in their prime and we'll all be front row center with you.!

All the Funn-lovin wenches will be in their prime and we'll all be front row center with you.!

All the Funn-lovin wenches will be in their prime and we'll all be front row center with you.!

Only if she changes her mind from maybe, to of course your invited, what was I thinking?

I know...I feel like I'd want a fancy dress. And some fancy jewelry. And an insane bar and band. And crazy flowers. And an insane honey moon.

I have to marry rich.

No wonder Philippa loved you when she met you. The pair of you are twins separated at birth.

Only if she changes her mind from maybe, to of course your invited, what was I thinking?

absolutely you can come. who do you think is going to pump the keg!

absolutely you can come. who do you think is going to pump the keg!

Out of all 3 Funns- Jfunn I see you getting married first.

BTW, I want to elope and come back to a huge party. I'd rather spend money on the party than a fancy dress.

There are as many different thoughts on this as there are brides. You are just as married if you spend $300, $3000 or $30,000. I truly believe there is no wrong or right way.

My best advice for newlyweds, spend the same time, careful planning and loving attention to detail that you spent on the wedding day, on your marriage.

There are as many different thoughts on this as there are brides. You are just as married if you spend $300, $3000 or $30,000. I truly believe there is no wrong or right way.

My best advice for newlyweds, spend the same time, careful planning and loving attention to detail that you spent on the wedding day, on your marriage.

excellent advice cheering....:clap_1:

There are as many different thoughts on this as there are brides. You are just as married if you spend $300, $3000 or $30,000. I truly believe there is no wrong or right way.

My best advice for newlyweds, spend the same time, careful planning and loving attention to detail that you spent on the wedding day, on your marriage.

You'll laugh. We built a house first, and I was so sapped from all that detail, that I let my gay pals do all my wedding planning. They sang at the church the Ave Maria, they arranged my flowers and design, and one did my hair. :rofl: and helped with table seating. Then for funn, they stuck one of the gay guys at a table with all single gulls.

excellent advice cheering....:clap_1:

It was in my wedding toast for my lil bride & groom, feel free to borrow it.

You'll laugh. We built a house first, and I was so sapped from all that detail, that I let my gay pals do all my wedding planning. They sang at the church the Ave Maria, they arranged my flowers and design, and one did my hair. :rofl: and helped with table seating. Then for funn, they stuck one of the gay guys at a table with all single gulls.

I likey. I'm counting on the mofo wenches to plan mine. I'm just showing up and they are telling me where to stand. But for me less is more.

(Still don't have a date, so don't plan yet wenches.)

I likey. I'm counting on the mofo wenches to plan mine. I'm just showing up and they are telling me where to stand. But for me less is more.

(Still don't have a date, so don't plan yet wenches.)

Let us know. :clap_1: We're ready.
We had a vow renewal on the beach after Ivan, my neighbors put tikki torches on the beach with toule, I rented a mustang convertible, and put Just Re-Hitched, and we wore Hawaiian clothes, even the minister and we were barefoot and my SIL lent me a pretty creme dress (which I tried hard not to spill anything on) so I wore a big bib at dinner.

Let us know. :clap_1: We're ready.
We had a vow renewal on the beach after Ivan, my neighbors put tikki torches on the beach with toule, I rented a mustang convertible, and put Just Re-Hitched, and we wore Hawaiian clothes, even the minister and we were barefoot and my SIL lent me a pretty creme dress (which I tried hard not to spill anything on) so I wore a big bib at dinner.

:clap_1:

Let us know. :clap_1: We're ready.
We had a vow renewal on the beach after Ivan, my neighbors put tikki torches on the beach with toule, I rented a mustang convertible, and put Just Re-Hitched, and we wore Hawaiian clothes, even the minister and we were barefoot and my SIL lent me a pretty creme dress (which I tried hard not to spill anything on) so I wore a big bib at dinner.

Re-hitched! weee-doggies! mangy, I do believe you got some southern in ya after all! just a tad touch of redneck... and of course I say this lovingly since most of my friends surely are red around the ole neck...

Re-hitched! weee-doggies! mangy, I do believe you got some southern in ya after all! just a tad touch of redneck... and of course I say this lovingly since most of my friends surely are red around the ole neck...

Yep, bard that dress from SIL from Jawjah and got Re-hitched, then got me some of those grits next day for my honeymoonie.

Re-hitched! weee-doggies! mangy, I do believe you got some southern in ya after all! just a tad touch of redneck... and of course I say this lovingly since most of my friends surely are red around the ole neck...

And some of your friends are also saggin' around the ol' neck. Gobble gobble.

Out of all 3 Funns- Jfunn I see you getting married first.

BTW, I want to elope and come back to a huge party. I'd rather spend money on the party than a fancy dress.

Moniquie will be flying out for my fittings my dear.
You have to have the dress Whitey. :roll:

Yep, bard that dress from SIL from Jawjah and got Re-hitched, then got me some of those grits next day for my honeymoonie.

I just knew it! I am prowd.

And some of your friends are also saggin' around the ol' neck. Gobble gobble.

who? I don't know any neck saggers. not in this group. naw.

absolutely you can come. who do you think is going to pump the keg!

Well I have pumped and floated several in my life, so I think I would be the best one for the job!!!!!

All the Funn-lovin wenches will be in their prime and we'll all be front row center with you.!

I'm in for this one!

Out of all 3 Funns- Jfunn I see you getting married first.

BTW, I want to elope and come back to a huge party. I'd rather spend money on the party than a fancy dress.

smart girl....;-)

If I ever get married again it will be barefoot in the snow white sand

You'll laugh. We built a house first, and I was so sapped from all that detail, that I let my gay pals do all my wedding planning. They sang at the church the Ave Maria, they arranged my flowers and design, and one did my hair. :rofl: and helped with table seating. Then for funn, they stuck one of the gay guys at a table with all single gulls.

I likey. I'm counting on the mofo wenches to plan mine. I'm just showing up and they are telling me where to stand. But for me less is more.

(Still don't have a date, so don't plan yet wenches.)

Let us know. :clap_1: We're ready.
We had a vow renewal on the beach after Ivan, my neighbors put tikki torches on the beach with toule, I rented a mustang convertible, and put Just Re-Hitched, and we wore Hawaiian clothes, even the minister and we were barefoot and my SIL lent me a pretty creme dress (which I tried hard not to spill anything on) so I wore a big bib at dinner.

Re-hitched! weee-doggies! mangy, I do believe you got some southern in ya after all! just a tad touch of redneck... and of course I say this lovingly since most of my friends surely are red around the ole neck...

Yep, bard that dress from SIL from Jawjah and got Re-hitched, then got me some of those grits next day for my honeymoonie.

Well I have pumped and floated several in my life, so I think I would be the best one for the job!!!!!

OMG!!! Y'all are too funny!!

Well, I am in the wedding biz. Prices of a Wedding varies. Jewish Orthodox Weddings invite over 500 people and will most likely marry during the week, Reform Jewish weddings invite less than 200 people, A Christian wedding I would say is the least amount of people under 125. However, Indian Weddings (people from India) invite well over 600 and some invite well over 800 people, will book the most expensive night - Saturday night. The Bride buys 2 wedding dresses, A white over the top wedding dress and a beautiful India wedding dress to change into for the reception.
State to State should be taken into consideration A Sat night wedding for 200 people in NY could cost anywhere from $125 to $175 or more per person, where a Friday night wedding could cost $65 to $125 per person VS the mid west, the South, north west where the cost of living is much less and you get more for your money than you would north east. I think CALF, south FL and NY cost more all around.