Cola Lowers Sperm Count

[scooterbug44]

A study in the American Journal Of Epidemiology found that men who drank more than 7 liters of cola a week had reduced sperm counts.

What do you think?

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  Ricky Said
• Unemployed
• "You don't need so many sperm cells when the ones you have are refreshed to the max."

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  Julian Whitby
• Vehicle Glass Installer
• "And with that many plastic bottles lying around, it?s also easy to slip and smack your balls on something."

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  Lucy Dean
• Speech Pathologist
• "An interesting, but moot, discovery, as biologists have long known that male humans are repellent to the opposite sex once they hit the 5-liters-per-week consumption threshold."

 

[Douglas the Intrepid]

:funn:

 

[scooterbug44]

IMO anyone who drinks 7 liters of soda a week has bigger health concerns than their sperm count, but thought this was one of the Onion's better ones!

 

[Bob]

i believe excess cola consumption would also lower women's sperm count.