Dallas Texas Ebola Case

Yes, a third term is coming. Freak out rightwing!

Carriers of ebola come in all colors.

F**king spelling Nazi...

Yes, a third term is coming. Freak out rightwing!

Hopefully the ballots for his third term run will be in Arabic and easy to push the buttons in our haz mat suits

Ballots? You aren't paying attention, there will be no voting.

Ballots? You aren't paying attention, there will be no voting.

Not even pretend? What will we do? We wont have any awe inspiring campaign speeches. What will we do for hope? Can there be even more and better change? We might never know!

Under the cover of a steel reinforced bridge, out of harms way from errant drones flying overhead..I can hear it now, ...as we are huddled around our 55 gallon drum heaters preparing meals of government provided shawarma and roti, accompanied by our new friends from around the globe..."28 more years!" blares from a single transistor radio, said of course in English, Spanish, Arabic, and Swahili. The freshly healed from the ravages of Ebola and Dengue and other hemorrhagic third world country viruses, sing in unison "Long live the Boy King!"

We haven't heard a word on this from that from that 30A ape doctor or whatever he calls himself. The silence is deafening.

If you don't already have your official CDC Obamacare Ebola Survival Kit an election will be the least of your worries.

It's becoming more deadly.

Man Infected with Ebola Misinformation Through Casual Contact with Cable News

CANTON, OH (The Borowitz Report)—An Ohio man has become infected with misinformation about the Ebola virus through casual contact with cable news, the Centers for Disease Control has confirmed.

Tracy Klugian, thirty-one, briefly came into contact with alarmist Ebola hearsay during a visit to the Akron-Canton airport, where a CNN report about Ebola was showing on one of the televisions in the airport bar. “Mr. Klugian is believed to have been exposed to cable news for no more than ten minutes, but long enough to become infected,” a spokesman for the C.D.C. said. “Within an hour, he was showing signs of believing that an Ebola outbreak in the United States was inevitable and unstoppable.”

Once Klugian’s condition was apparent, the Ohio man was rushed to a public library and given a seventh-grade biology textbook, at which point he “started to stabilize,” the spokesman said.

But others exposed to the widening epidemic of Ebola misinformation may not be so lucky. “A man in Oklahoma was exposed to Elisabeth Hasselbeck on Fox for over three minutes,” the C.D.C. spokesman said gravely. “We hope we’re not too late.”

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Why would anyone with Ebola come here? The entire world knows we absolutely and completely destroyed our healthcare system with the ACA. (Obamacare for the tea crowd)

Why would anyone with Ebola come here? The entire world knows we absolutely and completely destroyed our healthcare system with the ACA. (Obamacare for the tea crowd)

The ACA Death Panels have killed more humans than all the wars in history combined.

It's not the ebola that kills you, it's the bad ebola. You actually want to raise your levels of good ebola. This is very similar to cholesterol using the "universal law of similarity". This is what big pharma doesn't want you to know. It's all about corporate greed and the almighty $$$$. And stay away from gluten.

If you think Ebola is bad, wait til you see Fbola.

I've got the cyanide capsule ready in the event it morphs into ΦβÖλå.

If you think Ebola is bad, wait til you see Fbola.

With Fbola you literally ×^%@ your brains out.

I've got the cyanide capsule ready in the event it morphs into ΦβÖλå.

Ebola--it's gone viral! So the ebola joke of the day is---- so I started spamming random Nigerians that I have 50 doses of ZMapp, I only need their bank account info and the deeds to all of their property overnighted to me, so I know where to send them.

I really don't need a case of ebola. I'd be happy with just a six pack.

The first US Ebola patient has died. RIP.

An interesting article about ebola and "R0 values". R0 is the average number of people a carrier can be expected to infect. According to this, the rate of transmission is about the same as for hepatitis C. Read the article and form your own opinion about just how worried you think you should be.

http://www.npr.org/blogs/health/201...-is-ebola?utm_medium=RSS&utm_campaign=science

I think we should just trust Fox News to tell us how afraid we should be. Right now I fear black people, liberals, snobby college graduates, decapitation, women who feel the govt. shouldn't probe their vaginas, styrofoam coffee cups, healthcare, death panels, unarmed teens, ebola, minority voters, poor people, atheists, science, immigrant children, Muslim prayer rugs, any religion outside of Christianity, unions, minimum wage workers, all foreigners, main stream media, and lots of other scary crap.

But I should feel completely safe in the presence of a Starbucks patron wielding an assault rifle. He's there to protect me from all that stuff. Gob less Murica

I think we should just trust Fox News to tell us how afraid we should be. Right now I fear black people, liberals, snobby college graduates, decapitation, women who feel the govt. shouldn't probe their vaginas, styrofoam coffee cups, healthcare, death panels, unarmed teens, ebola, minority voters, poor people, atheists, science, immigrant children, Muslim prayer rugs, any religion outside of Christianity, unions, minimum wage workers, all foreigners, main stream media, and lots of other scary crap.

You forgot about BPAs, ISIS, the IRS, CDC, WHO, FEMA Gwen Graham, golf carts, bikers in akward riding gear, cholesterol lowering drugs and Jethro Tull

An interesting article about ebola and "R0 values". R0 is the average number of people a carrier can be expected to infect. According to this, the rate of transmission is about the same as for hepatitis C. Read the article and form your own opinion about just how worried you think you should be.

http://www.npr.org/blogs/health/2014/10/02/352983774/no-seriously-how-contagious-is-ebola?utm_medium=RSS&utm_campaign=science

When you put it that way..we should stay away from Pam Anderson on the Hep C thing, she is a carrier!

Pam Anderson's pet python has herpatitis.