Did they use a Sham-Wow to clean him up?

[Will B]

It took a month to leak, but ShamWow TV pitchman Vince Shlomi was arrested for allegedly battering a prostitute in Miami Beach, according to the Florida Sun-Sentinel.

ShamWow Guy In Slap, Chop Bust - March 27, 2009

The Smoking Gun pulled the shots of the girl and replaced them with older mug shots. Good move. He beat her up pretty bad.

I guess if he goes to prison he'll get to try out his line from his Slap Chop ad on some of his cell mates. You know the line..."You're gonna love my nuts!"

:funn:

 

[Lynnie]

Have Y'all ever done a Best Ever Mug Shots Thread?

Maybe this one could be the start....................

 

[ASH]

That boy must have one heck of a make-up crew before he goes onstage. He looks about 60 in his arrest photos compared to how young he looks otherwise.

Must be using his Sham-Wow to dry his face in the morning and it's sucking the life right out of him.

 

[Matt J]

Wow after seeing that mug shot I'm wondering if shamwow is used in the production of meth.

Camera man are you following me? Are you following me? Now this is hooker blood and you know that's gonna stain, but with Shamwow it soaks it right up, even through the carpet. Now remember a sponge isn't going to do this.

 

[Cheering472]

I saw her pictures on TMZ. She looked like a truck hit her.

 

[Miss Kitty]

I imagine she was trying to soak him when the bill came due.

 

[Will B]

I imagine she was trying to soak him when the bill came due.

Huh...what??


Ohhhhh...soak. Phew...thought you said "Suck" there for a second!

 

[audie]

new pictures out today on tmz.com of the shamwow guy and his hooker - after the "incident". apparently she didn't love his nuts huh?

 

[hnooe]

Audie, I think there is now a "schism" between that clown and his "ride."